/r9gay/ - #788

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>tfw forever alone and don't care because no one will ever love a guy like me

First for Jesus. And Catholic Faith.

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Wha no fren someone will live you

tfw no gbf bf

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>tfw no bf to cuddle with
Nohomo

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I'll cuddle you no homo

My daily readings: Chapters 7-10, of the Gospel according to St. Matthew.

Extract: Chapter 7. [1] Judge not, that you may not be judged, [2] For with what judgment you judge, you shall be judged: and with what measure you mete, it shall be measured to you again. [3] And why seest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye; and seest not the beam that is in thy own eye? [4] Or how sayest thou to thy brother: Let me cast the mote out of thy eye; and behold a beam is in thy own eye? [5] Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam in thy own eye, and then shalt thou see to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

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Why can't they be real?

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>Wha no fren someone will live you
What are you trying to say?

Tfw no one to grapple on to and love at night

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>can barely find anyone from this part of Europe on the internet
>the couple of times I did it always went to shit before we even met irl
>just got rid of the best guy I've met yet, because he's in a relationship already and talking with him was frustrating and hurt, knowing that he doesn't want and can't do anything more serious with me

fffuuuuck...

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Does /r9gay/ have a favourite saint? Have you read bout the lives of the saints? My favourite saint is st. Augustine. I have read his confessions back to back.

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What was the best part of the guy? How do you know he was in a relationship?

>tmw want to be a wagie but all jobs are ass

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I would want you to wagie along with me so we could get home at the same time and take a bath together and be all sweet and then go make dinner together and be all sweet and after all that we will go and cuddle for the rest of the day and wake up just to repeat.

Thats my plan for the future best would be wageslaving for couple months then neeting together for couple

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>keep lowering bf% by lifting
>face started to look really sharp, visible jawline
>started to look at myself in the mirror really often and jerk off to me
>dad says my face is getting too skinny and buys fast food in masses, so I can "eat"
please stop sabotaging me dad, this is not how I will get a bf

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He was nice as a person through and through. Avoided banal sexual shit, was encouraging, open and friendly all the time.
He talked about his bf multiple times, even sent me pictures of him. In retrospect, it wasn't very tactful of him, but everything he did came from a place of honesty

god i just want to suck his masc fit dick and have it explode in my mouth
then i'd shave him entirely and eat him alive

He abandoned me after 4 months, he was about to visit this august. He was my sole purpose in life.

I'm jumping from my rooftop tonight.

You shouldn't kill yourself over some silly boy fren, what happened was probably meant to be, you should find your inner peace. Someone that worries too much about what others think and want their approvals and validation, will be happy sometimes and sad sometimes always depending on his friends/lovers, but he will never be inwardly happy.

I have been there and done that, with the whole suicide thing, you should give live a try, even if you fail and get hurt. You should keep trying. There is still a lot of goodness and hope in this world and you should see it when you start looking for it.

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your dad feels threatened by your new found chad aura.
Please teach that boomer a lesson.

how tall? orefgenally

I gave everything to him. I've never loved before, I never cared before.

make sure to wear a gopro and kill yourself faggot
>>>/reddit/

30-50 meters. It should do the job.

if you kill yourself you will only be disappointed because you'll learn you never got to accomplish the things that you could have

you kill yourself over some shitty human being that you were never meant to be with, do it and i'll be very disappointed in you

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dive down head first bro

real jesus was brown

that could be it, he always rambles on about his past relationships, sports he played etc. we had to carry some furniture to our apartment at the top of the building and he said I can't carry it on my own and have to wait for him, he was shocked when I easily lifted shit up while he struggled

Well Lad, that is how the universe works, I have personally found that gay relationships are very skewed and unnatural, they rarely last long and are very superficial. You should try getting a good friend instead of bf, I think. Friendship is more rewarding anyway. Anyway, don't beat yourself up over things, I bet you will meet someone nice eventually, if not, then just keep heart.

P.s. If you feel suicidal, try praying a bit and open to your heart so that the holy ghost can lead you.

i need my dick sucked by a 9/10 sex fiend

Would you date someone who is out of shape?

>tmw you cook bad food then you have to eat it

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no, first there will be the "lifestyle" differences, which lead to a lot of incompabilities, I'm fine with someone who works out a bit and only tries to be healthy, but that's it. and even by the chance of loving someone's personality a lot and then finding out they are fat, it's not enough of a secure investment to train them, so I wouldn't. there are also a lot of traits you develop from working out like discipline and willpower, which are important to me

What continent are you even from

>that part of europe
Youre from the balkans or sicily?

> realize I will probably be alone forever because I'm a gay jew

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tfw no bf to forcibly become my bf to end my deliberation of wanting a bf or not

>Heeyyy
>Gay Jews...
>Gays following Judaism in a Jewish environment... follow Judaism in Jewplaces... where they follow Judaism...
>As a gay... as a Jew... as a gay Jew who... Jews in a Jewplace...

You arent fucking gayjew, collector of facepics no?

no, fuck that schmuck, he's just a cancerous aids fuck

>tmw frends get angry at gane

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Balkans it is

post discord, balkanboy
this might be your lucky day

will you and your crushes do anything this weekend anons?

I will be doing nothing, crush is planning to travel to another friend that we both know and get fucked.
Wish I could just die instead of feeling like this.

>will you and your crushes do anything this weekend anons?
Nyo

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>tfw 5.7 since 16 while all the other guys are 6.2 at that age in here
>tfw not even a mutt
5.11 not great not terrible

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Don't know what that is but I am 179cm and I hate it. I wish I was 185cm, would have had a better chance of getting a boyfriend.

>polish manlet

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Spreading misinformation at time like this, disgraceful really.

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So 5.7 is not a manlet?

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God I wish I had a crush.

You hate manlets?

Your attempts are futile.

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No, theyre just funny, especially when they try to act tough
Okay shortie :3

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>No, theyre just funny, especially when they try to act tough

Ah so you hate them in one way.

>Ah so you hate them in one way.
Nyo proof

You're the proof and I don't judge you hating manlets. They're worthless.

He knows im polish from the get go.
Shite

I dont hate manlets and wouldnt mind a manlet bf if hes not too short and if he looks like a man not a femboy, but theyre just so funny when they get angry, what could they do to 6'0 me haha

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I mean if one had at least tiny bit of manliness in his body he could easily lay you. You're a fucking skeleton.

This, except I'd be happy with someone having a crush on me too.

>You're a fucking skeleton.
Lol

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>You're a fucking skeleton.
He is fat...

God i wish i could turn back feelings.

XD
if he's meowtripfag he's a weakjawed tranny
if he's some other tripfag then i dont give a shit

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>shallowfags obsessing over height
this is why you don't have boyfriends!

>tfw being confessed by a baldie
I feel bad because if I reject him he'll think it's because of his baldness and I don't want him to think that's the reason even though it's true

Manlet cope, also i dont look like a tranny

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>wanting a short top
Ewww just eww.
Turn him down and tell him you find black guys better. Not that hard desu.

my short top bf is the best
stay lonely, loser!

You unironically look like this. Not to mention the poorfag neet camera you took the picture with wich tells me you dont have a job.

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>my short top bf is the best
You have no boyfriend.
>stay lonely, loser!
It's you who is the lonely short loser hahahahah

>You have no boyfriend.
shallowfag SEETHING!
stop being shallow and you can have one too

It's so retarded. Height is for breeders not faggots

>n-no don't tell me the t-truth
>g-guys love short tops, I-I swear
>y-you're seething!
HAHAHAHAH god you're too much, I am having a blast thanks to you manlet.

>HAHAHAHAH god you're too much, I am having a blast thanks to you manIet.

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>state of attention whore as of right now

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I am the bottom, stay in denial all you want but despite you pretending to laugh we both know how lonely you feel inside
and me knowing that it's because you obsess over a minor detail makes me feel good

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That's basically your face knowing the truth but denying it hahahahah
>posts frogs

HAHAHAHAHAH

SEETHE INCEL, SEETHE

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>uses the word that describes him perfectly

NYAHAHAHAH

sorry lanklet you can't touch a chad sexhaver and cuddledoer like me
I'm like a god

>You unironically look like this
I dont

I have no idea what the fuck is even going on with this high power autism so have a cuteboy and hope everything returns back to civilization

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Come check my new car, brits! It's fast.

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Short bois and tall bois must unite and cum together

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Why would i believe you?

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Never, prison gay manlets and their orbiters belong on /soc/

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>walk past group of teenage boys
>fantasize about them pulling me into a dark alley and using & abusing my soft body
darn.. maybe next time

This, and femboys

>dad offered me beers suddenly out of the blue
>knows that I didn't even drink before I started lifting
unironically feeling like he's trying to sabotage me now

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reminder that only normies care about height and to not reply to heightposters

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Only if the short boi is the top and the tall boi the bottom.

drop your keys or something and whenever you bend over to pick them up there's a good chance

How are your lifts, user?

Can I work inbetween your sets?

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I dunno, maybe because i dont look like a tranny

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