Reminder to tell her you love her today edition
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Waifu General - /waifu/ #199
Nolan Allen
Other urls found in this thread:
strawpoll.me
youtu.be
twitter.com
Jack Edwards
Fuck you why can't I make a thread
Eli Sanchez
Only one more from 200. I wonder what will happen. Another thread collab image?
Chase Young
AAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS BERSERKER
About my love only here and /c/, I tend to avoid her game's communities
>What do you say and what song?
I'd just say all what she means to me and how much I love her, then not sure what song I'd pick
>Can your waifu take some meat home?
Absolutely, and roast it with her fire breath while she's at it
>How does she proceed?
JASON
She'd just go find him, a stalker like her won't lose a target so easily
>How does she proceed?
Would she be scared of it? Would she go full ghost-puncher?
Can't see her getting that scared since she's a kind of ghost herself as well so she'd just tell him to fuck off or get burned
Her temperament for sure
I don't even know what to do with my life, my love for her and faithfulness will always be there that's the thing I'm certain of
Pupper huskies are so adorable. Is he noisy? They usually are as well, even if they sound cute at first I can imagine that it can get annoying after some time, especially at night
We'd both have the same idea and instead of sleeping we would stare at each other's face the entire night
>no onions casamentero
Hermana...
I don't totally believe on it, but I do hope that I meet my beloved on some kind of afterlife and get to spend our eternity together peacefuly
Ryder Thomas
Fuck off, collab images are shitposting.
Liam Thompson
>Beaten by Polyfag
I'm only partially upset.
Elijah Foster
I'm deciding to open up this poll for you guys, since I'm curious about this.
strawpoll.me
Camden Adams
I wanna part Merida's hair like a curtain and give her a big ol' kiss on her rosy cheek!
Surely, this will lead to a healthy thread.
Nolan Anderson
I am only curious.
Wyatt Brown
ls this you , Holofag?
David Martin
>20 votes
>7 ips here
Kek he's still on it.
Elijah Green
Reminder that your waifu won't love you with that fat pathetic body of yours.
Cameron Miller
But look at this poll.
Easton Cooper
>Is he noisy?
He's been quiet for the longest time and now he won't BE QUIET. I remember yearning for him to bark and now I just want things to go back.
>Hermana
Blame the stupid filter. My practice of Spanish is coming along good, I promise.
I'm a nurse, not a programmer.
Luis Ward
I love Kass!
I lift for Kass!
Jason Smith
>That many yes respones
I'm fucking disgusted. You've betrayed your wifes
Liam Ramirez
>Not wanting to have a zora wife
Nathaniel Watson
The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
Nicholas James
>that one time he rigged the poll asking him to fuck off the same way
Good times
Isaac Stewart
This great distance between us will never stop me from loving you, my dearest Alice.
Dylan Butler
You don't choose your waifu, user. Also, I'm gay.
Henry Diaz
What is the life expectancy of someone with a fictional crush?
John King
until he commits suicide
Ian Collins
Waifuism is too diverse of an ideology to really quantify that. There's some people who kill themselves to be with their waifu, while there's others who try their best to stay alive as long as possible because they believe this life is the only time they have to spend with their waifu.
James Garcia
I love ma girl with all my heart and soul. I could gaze hours upon hours into her ocean blue eyes and never get bored.
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Jeremiah Rivera
I myself don't really care. It's not really betraying.
Benjamin Moore
>cheating is not betraying
I'm ashamed of you, fellow Holofag. You don't deserve her.
Hudson Smith
>i'm gay
Alright, then
>Not wanting
Ethan Martinez
FIGHT
unoriginalplaph
Lincoln Wood
>Cheating.
Read, other Holofag. All the question asks is if they've had an ex before.
Liam Phillips
Yes, having loved another (especially a 3d whore) is the very definition of cheating. Even if you're not currently dating them, that means that Holo is not your one and only. I on the other hand have been with Holo since 2007 and have never been romantically related to another female.
Dominic Cox
The definition of cheating is being in love with two girls simultaneously. Perhaps they were lost before they found their true love, but it's still not cheating.
Easton Parker
I love Elizabeth more than life itself.
>spoiler
I'm surprised that reference wasn't made sooner.
You're stuck with my shit questions for now. Cheers.
>How needy is your waifu?
>How willing is she to step out of her comfort zone?
>Do you think she'd eventually get bored of you if you were in a relationship?
Mason Morris
My dearest Angela, my sole reason to live. I'll forever hold you in my heart.
>edition
>implying I'd ever forget
Brody Murphy
That's the normie definition of cheating. Us waifu fags have another definition. You waifu must be your first, and last love.
Holo is a wolf, wolves are animals that spend their lives with their first partner. You must be the same. Holo is loyal, why aren't you?
Ayden Perez
>Us waifu fags have another definition.
Your own opinion doesn't speak for the rest of them. Some need to go through garbage before they find the true answer.
>Holo is loyal, why aren't you?
I hope you aren't bringing me myself into this. Holo was my first and only. All the way back since High School.
Benjamin Watson
Faggots that don't think that previously dating a 3d whore is cheating don't deserve their waifus. Nobody wants their waifu to be sloppy seconds. Then neither would your waifu.
Xavier White
>you aren't allowed to make mistakes otherwise it's not true love
That's some really retarded logic you have there, it's literally like saying that if you ever made a mistake in your life you won't be able to call yourself a successful person no matter what
Daniel Butler
Are you mad that your poll shitposting failed that you're trying to force this shit?
Michael Parker
>implying having an entire list of partners before your waifu wouldn't make you more desirable to her
Your involuntary celibacy is showing.
Jordan Price
I agree that I myself do have a low opinion of those who've experienced "REAL" love before having a waifu but you must understand, those types are going through a big change and if their truly able to remain loyal to their fictional darling, then you have to commend them in some type of way.
>Nobody wants their waifu to be sloppy seconds. Then neither would your waifu.
True, but that's still a childish way of thinking. All in all, if you're together then you're together and you've sacrificed all personal privacy to that other. Why complain about that level of intimacy.
Camden Phillips
Are you fucking retarded? If I dated a girl before I found my waifu how is that cheating? And what kind of autist thinks people only date if it's true love anyway?
Adam Nguyen
Summarizing what I'm trying to say. What you're failing to see is that we're merely humans. A human will try to find love naturally. You've made a comparison towards wolves which is what we're not. As long as those types of people are able to remain loyal to their waifus then there's no point in getting upset unless you're merely upset because YOU only have a waifu out of not being able to acquire a real life love.
Wyatt Wilson
>I remember yearning for him to bark and now I just want things to go back.
Why is that? Were you worried that he was sick or something? I imagine that it was something weird if a pup were that quiet all the time
>Blame the stupid filter. My practice of Spanish is coming along good, I promise.
I got hit by it as well some other times. Do you consider spanish a difficult language to learn?
>How needy is your waifu?
She wants to have attention and love from the one she loves but doesn't consider herself worthy of it even as much as she cares about his well being. So I consider him someone who's needy even if she won't request it
>How willing is she to step out of her comfort zone?
I don't believe she would like to, but she'd do it anyways if it was because of someone she cares about
>Do you think she'd eventually get bored of you if you were in a relationship?
She's kept the desire to be with someone she loves for so much time I can't really imagine she would if we were together, but can't tell for sure
Jack Diaz
>YOU only have a waifu out of not being able to acquire a real life love.
What's wrong with that?
Kayden Bailey
how do i sneakily measure her ring size
Ryan Reed
nothing but dont act like thats the only reason possible.
personally i see no problem with having dated before meeting waifu (unless you had sex you animals. sex before marriage is bad)
dating while having waifu is a huge no-no though
Logan Stewart
What it means is that you will ditch her on a whim if a real person fell in love with you. It means your "waifu" is only your coping mechanism. I cannot forgive that.
Yes. I adopted him with no background information of him so when I saw that my dog wasn't acting like a dog, I started to worry for the worst.
>Do you consider spanish a difficult language to learn?
As a native English speaker Absolutely not.
Aaron Taylor
Not her, but it's basically just a thing you've forced on yourself rather than being natural, so I'd hardly call it true love. Unlike most people here who didn't become waifufags after failing with real people, they just happened to fall in love and that's it.
Nicholas Turner
>Nobody wants their waifu to be sloppy seconds
Didn't Holo fuck and/or fall in love with the main dude
Dylan Richardson
Claiming this post for Misaki Shokuhou. The #5 ranked level 5 esper in Academy City.
Brayden Price
Your waifu but she is a cop who arrests you only to make you notice her.
Jordan Sanders
>Main dude
Yeah, me.
Thomas Reed
Your old-fashioned waifu who just discovered internet and is making you watch boomer-tier "funny" youtube videos
Austin Harris
Your normieness is showing. Stop making up excuses for your lack of loyalty.
Jason Wilson
redirecting her to stormfront
Connor Kelly
based and tradwaifupilled
Nathan Thomas
>Your waifu but she is a cop who arrests you only to make you notice her.
Spooking the shit out of me. Only because I'm a safe drunk driver but who wouldn't question what was in their drink when it's an elf that pulls them over.
A pretty cute thought. In still have 2008 YouTube videos in my favorites category. I wouldn't mind re-watching them with her.
Brody Cooper
What makes you think I'm only using Holo as a alternative to real women?
Evan Sanchez
>What it means is that you will ditch her on a whim if a real person fell in love with you. It means your "waifu" is only your coping mechanism. I cannot forgive that.
That wasn't me, Holofag
Lincoln Robinson
>YOU only have a waifu out of not being able to acquire a real life love
Is not the same as
>You only have a waifu out of not being able to love someone real.
I love Kass and choose to be with him because in spite of the fact there are people out there who may love me or may not, I am not capable of loving anyone as much as I love him. There are people out there who are willing to be in a relationship with me but may not necessarily love me, but I can not love them as much as I love Kass. Kass is always there for me when I need him, Kass makes me grateful to be alive, Kass makes life worth living, and Kass makes me happy. I can not find myself loving any other human being the way I love Kass, and I'm speaking as someone who's been in several relationships.
Andrew Martinez
>you're merely upset because YOU only have a waifu out of not being able to acquire a real life love
You stated that that was a possibility. I think it's insulting and completely unwarranted that you question my love for Holo.
Robert Phillips
And who said I did in the first place?
>That wasn't me, Holofag
It didn't have to be, Holofag. I was making a point to whoever. My sentiment.
Oh goodness. What the hell do you want, hobo.
>>You only have a waifu out of not being able to love someone real.
Did I say that? I don't think I did. You can be in love with someone but they most likely won't love you back. Look at Sayafag towards Urabefag as a fantastic example.
It's hardly an implication but I see no other logical reason to be upset with people that have acquired real love before stepping into waifu territory.
Chase Martin
Upotte hadn't even been written when I had my first girlfriend and lost my virginity you mong, just because I wasn't an incel in high school who couldn't get a girl to talk to him if his life depended on it doesn't mean I'm just some normalfag who's pretending to have a waifu for some reason and it doesn't mean I'm not loyal, I turn down women for my waifu, that's loyalty. Being an unlikable neckbeard doesn't make you loyal
Nolan Rogers
I apologize, my brain turned off for a second. I was just trying to say that someone's waifu has to be their first love is wrong, because the most powerful kind of love is not always the first one. Life is a matter of perspective, you become more grateful for the things you have in life the more experience with the bad parts of life, and I'd imagine that those in bad relationships are more grateful when they are in good ones.
Lincoln Reed
Good goddamn. The wolf-lovers are fighting and here I am without a bucket of popcorn.
Christopher Collins
>Hardly an implication.
But you just stated it, clear as day, that I only use Holo as an alternative.
>And who said I did in the first place?
You did
>you're merely upset because YOU only have a waifu out of not being able to acquire a real life love
Isaiah Smith
Hey I'm not a hobo anymore, I have a job and rent a room.
Also, of course Kass loves me back, he wouldn't spend these last two years with me and even supported me through homelessness if he didn't.
Joshua Morris
I can't believe Urabefag is fighting Holofag with her own waifu
Levi Foster
And she call herself a "promising war strategist"
Matthew Bennett
Friendly reminder to wash your penis. Your waifu wouldn't want her husband to have a smelly smegma-ridden penis.
Christian Allen
I am circumcision
Julian Collins
I get the feeling washing their penis isn't all some of these losers need to do to get someone to talk to them, let alone fall in love with them.
Brody Hall
You've replied to the wrong one.
>was just trying to say that someone's waifu has to be their first love is wrong, because the most powerful kind of love is not always the first one
And you're STILL replying to the wrong one. I'm against Male Holofag's perception and agree with you on this front, Hobo.
Silence, bear.
I didn't. You said you weren't the one who replied to me either. It was towards those idiots only using their waifu as such.
>You did
Again, I didn't. When you tuck your tail in-between your legs and don't post an image, I assume it's a bystander so I speak on a bystander's behalf.
Shush. He's far from being that smart. There are two Holofags, but for him to appear now does make me wonder.
Brayden Sullivan
Should I shave my ballsack and shaft too?
Ryder Phillips
Oh uh he got btfo and isn't trying to make arguments anymore.
Mason Hall
>He's far from being that smart.
He has impersonated posters in the past with enough efficacy to make them go ballistic
Samuel Smith
>btfo
Oh yeah, your seething responses totally destroyed me. Enjoy being unloyal to your waifu.
Dylan Wilson
Stop projecting, smelly penis.
Austin Gutierrez
Try to refute this one post then
Colton Wilson
Oh? Well, as far these Jow Forums threads go, I've only saw him impersonate as a wandering drawfag to lure Leahturd out and forgot his name was still on. He then tried to impersonate as me but fucked up with his space before comma. I still laugh about it. I don't think he's good at it.
Liam Miller
Is Holo actually a lesbian or are you just a cuckqueen?
Nathan Anderson
What if it is Leah false flagging as Urabe flaseflagging as Holo
Wyatt Hill
>Making a false incompetent persona to make your real efforts seem too good for you to be a suspect.
Impersonation and gaslighting 101
Hudson Taylor
What if I am Leahfag falseflagging as half the posters here?
Chase Phillips
Then I guess other fags are getting in the way of our conversation.
Though I still think that purity is the best thing in a relationship with your waifu. True love shouldn't be reached until you've meet with your waifu.
Lincoln Morris
I like to think she's Bi. However, I also manage to hit headcanon territory a bit and say that there are mutliple "versions" of a waifu and my Holo met me and doesn't know what a Lawrence is.
Liam Gutierrez
Respond to my posts and give me a solid argument, unless you don't have one and you're just baiting and shitposting
Grayson Brown
Haha nobody would spend their free time this way. Hahaha there's no way.
Evan Ross
Love should not have been reached until you've meet your waifu. If you've loved another, that takes away from how special your waifu is.
Dylan Mitchell
shes hetero and she hates gross dykes and faggots like you
Aaron Rogers
>Give me validation
I'm talking to female Holofag now. I have no time for your seething. Say whatever you want about me, I've said my piece.
Josiah Campbell
>True love shouldn't be reached until you've meet with your waifu.
Hue. Read your own words and make sense of them. Now, imagine, what if love amongst those real people was never true love but rather infatuation due to loneliness. Sorry, Male Holofag, but I getting a checkmate on all your posts.
Carson Phillips
real women are all fucking awful why would anyone ever cheat on their cute waifu with them. unbelievable
Jackson Ross
In my version, I am Lawrence and our love story is the same.
Hunter Johnson
Duh. I imagine it's easier to self-insert when the main character is your gender.
Nathaniel Howard
>tfw no death metal waifu
Henry Howard
>ywn harass qt waitresses with bi death metal waifu
Cameron Brown
I said why that logic is retarded and yet you conveniently ignored it so guess that you agree with me on that one.
And you waifu didn't exist in your life when you loved that other person dumtard and if you stopped loving that person for whatever reason it only shows that it wasn't real love, unlike your waifu's one. And you want to represent everyone with your "us waifufags" and yet this is the first time on the entire year I've spent here that someone has said this retarded non-sense.
Daniel Martin
>death metal waifu will never paint your face