Give me the redpill on cigarettes

Give me the redpill on cigarettes

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the first one of the day is the only one that feels good, after that you just do it just because. but you'll still go through a pack a day

it ages you faster
literally all the bit of information you need to quit/never do it
if you have a 3 digit iq that is

If you have the money and if you are not responsible for anyone like kids, feel free to smoke. It is the best feeling but the health risks are obviously pretty serious

They are for slaves, brainwashing from a former time.

once you turn late 20s or so you wont need it. you wil realize how bad it realyl is and how hard it is to escape
>t. 28yo boomer who is vaping to quit and hoping to stop vaping in a few weeks

>2019
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longast?
>it's addicting!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

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>"We don't smoke that shit. We just sell it. We reserve the right to smoke for the young, the poor, the black and stupid."
So which group do you fit into? Young? Poor? Niggers? Retards?

Not sure what you mean but I smoke cigarettes because its mildly enjoyable and they give you the added benefit of possibly dying young from cancer. Im so fucking miserable omg. Hate being alive on this shit pile. Please give me cancer. PLEASE.

it slowly destroys your respiratory and circular system as it kills you over the years. lowers overall quality of life significantly. dying of cancer or any other number of horrifying ways isn't fun

>t. I'm 16
MODS MODS MODS

Totally fine in moderation and without additional chemicals

Cigarettes make you look like a loser
e-cigs make you look like a beat bitch
Cigars make you look like a man.

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I quit by vaping. Still keep it around for moments of weakness. Use it about once a month. The habit never really does go away.

glad you quit user. i tell myself my vape is helping me quit but it honestly does too much
smoking isnt cool or manly in any aspect lol grow up. cigars are def better than the others esp if you only occasionally take part but you should do it to enjoy it rather than putting on airs

As someone else who smokes cigars, please don't do this shit.

Cigars have the benefit of lacking the trashy aesthetic/association of cigarettes but the negative association other than the health risk of cigars is chuds wearing tapout t-shirts who think it makes them manly, and smoke it for that purpose.

>D.A.R.E shill
Why don't you make another rap song about how cool being straight edge is?

based are you bullied poster

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? feel free to take drugs and have fun but dont let it run your life. cigs rarely do so but its still one of the worst decisions you can make underageanon. at least drugs can lift you up, cigs dont do that shit dont think its cool please.

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I'm 32, retard.

then even worse that i assumed. sorry to hear that oldanon

They increase your IQ by 20 points. The Ancient Indians knew this and that's why they smoked cigarettes. The cigarette plant contained the knowledge on how to build the pyramids.

they will literally kill you and you'll stop getting a buzz after a few months
quitting is very hard, it took me several months for the hourly cravings to go away
don't smoke user

You should smoke because:
>if youre a robot you can just kill yourself when you get a chronic disease or cancer
>if you manage to not get any smoking related diseases, your risk for dementia and whatnot decreases in old age
>it feels good
>its something to do, which means a lot to people that are bored all the time
>running out of cigarettes with no money is always an adventure to get more
>you can make normalfags mad with the smoke
>it has proven cognitive benefits
I've been smoking, dipping, and vaping for over a decade now. I have asthma, and when i finally get cancer or something i will be fully motivated to do everything i ever wanted and then kill myself.

In 2019? You ask this in 2019?
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

Redpill:
>only half of people die from it
>the half that die probably smoked a pack a day for 30 years
>the half that didn't probably smoked more expensive so less pesticide
>alternatively if lung issues are not in your genes you're probably fine either way
>drinking kills you in ten if it's going to even kill you 'early'
>weed has 50 times the tar but traditionally grown in closets away from the pesticides
>people don't smoke a pack a day of weed too, less than one cig traditionally per day
>twenty cigs per pack that makes weed tar about the same amount of tar objectively
>people get collapsed lung from weed more than cigs
>the only reason cigs get so much shit is due to capitalism making people get fired over smoke breaks
>people only smoke cigs due to nicotine having withdrawal but no hangovers and a short half life of effect
>weed and booze last 4/8 hours or even all day
>cigs 30 minutes of 'high' or so
>smoke two packs a day randomly because le habit
>poor so smoke the cheapest
>die because reasons
>but not as fast as booze hounds

decent social lubricant and nicotine is a very nice drug (if used extremely sparsely)

I like cigarettes. I dont see myself living to old age either way, and its a good way to start off the day. I smoke like 4 or 5 a day and I have been keeping that routine for about a year now.

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Here is you based redpill:
You are a retard and you should consider offing yourself

Im addicted myself but what benefits does it gives you?
>it feels nice after you get addicted and wait for a bit
it's like holding in shit for a week just so you can be happy when you finally shit

i smoke two newport 100s before and after dinner everyday. just dont smoke a pack a day and its fine