Femanons, how many orbiters do you have? Why? Do they provide for you?

Femanons, how many orbiters do you have? Why? Do they provide for you?

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uh a few i guess because i get shared a lot on Jow Forums

I don't have any orbiters because I'm not a sociopath

brittany we need nudes. brittany pls

girls have as many orbiters as they want

its really sick

and only a small percent of those guys will ever bang her brains out and pump and dump that bitch, leading to more orbiters

>be fatfuck male
>alpha chad attitude
>get female orbiters

Fuck women and their bullshit

None.
I tell them to all fuck off
Plus I've a boyfriend

0. but i wouldn't mind someone providing for me

Tits or gtfo cunt lipped saliva gurgler

Do you reject orbiters? Why don't you have any? Girls should have orbiters.

who is brittany ? do you mean brittany venti

>implying us to believe you have a boyfriend and are browsing r9k at the same time

Just end your life

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i don't reject anyone. idk how would i even get orbiters.

thats muh boi

Proving you are a girl.

You know the drill. If not, guys... proceed to shout it from the top of your lungs

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>make a thread saying you're a girl
>tell robots to post their discords or emails
>get orbiters.

idc about orbiters. they'd just annoy me

>implying we asked you if you care about orbiters
You asked how to get them, we answered.

ORIGANOLIII

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then don't ask how to get them

I have one and we've orbited each other for a few months now.
Anyhow, I only talk to one guy at a time, and the goal is always a relationship and eventual copulation.

with the lights off in the missionary position for the SOLE purpose of procreation

i didn't though. i just said i wouldn't know how to get them.

> idk how would i even get orbiters.
You implied it, maybe is not the same as asking, but still, you had the intention of knowing how to.

yeah thats the one. she drives my dick wild

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you got me i guess. i just want someone to paypal me some money. these e-girls like belle delphine have it so easy.

Exactly, god that makes me feel tingly.

well that is not me

>how many orbiters do you have?
None.
>Why?
I have lots of qualities that are orbiter/nu-male repellent: black, dark-skinned, tall-ish, no nerdy/"""quirky""" interests, etc.
>Do they provide for you?
n/a

r9k's been normie tier for a couple of years now grandpa

what counts as orbiting? I really want to know. there's a lot of guys message me all the time, the same ones and they offer to do things for me (which I refuse naturally with a laugh) and there's guys that offer to take my trash to the bin or pick up things at the store for me.

I won't need a provider ever but I don't tell anyone I'm a trustfund grandbaby

>femanon here >femanons. Kill. Yourself.

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I have been able to get most guys I talked to on here to orbit me. I dont do it on purpose, I guess I am just decent looking and have big tits, and am very nice to everyone I talk to. But desu, unless they buy me stuff, its not even worth it. A lot of them are extremely needy and possessive without offering any kind of financial or emotional security in return. I met a good looking tall guy on here and we are dating now. I am faithful to him. But he is a Chad so I should probably be trying to find an emotional boyfriend on the side for when he dumps me. I just cant be bothered offering most guys emotional labor.

based. if i were a girl id do the exact same as you

>I don't have any orbiters because I'm not attractive
fixed that for you

I never had orbiters
or friends
or people that talk to me
or people that acknowledge me

and I think I prefer things this way

post pic of vag

You post benis first

1
Because I'm awful
No

>femanons
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHHAAHAHAHAHH *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS A FEMANON OHNONONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>being this much of an incel
hahahahahaha

Uhh I do. I'm the 31 year old femanon that's been shitting this place up lately

problem with paypal is that it shows your private info. you should make an amazon wishlist instead

I met my boyfriend on r9k
I'm not even joking

OH NO IS THE ROASTIE TOASTIE? BACK TO R*DDIT WITH YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

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This user knows where it's at.
Sorry for acknowledging you.

lol no. I don't blame you though. if I were a girl I wouldn't want to post tits or vagoo. tons of creeps always asking for them.

OH NO THE VIRGIN KEEPS REPLYING BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GO FAP TO E THOTHS AND 2D GIRLS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAKE LOVE TO YOUR HAND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

:)
That's okay, I liked it for a change.
Thank you for the (You).

:(