This game. This fucking game. I just wasted 5 hours of my life left clicking my fucking mouse for this bullshit...

This game. This fucking game. I just wasted 5 hours of my life left clicking my fucking mouse for this bullshit. I don't even know how to describe what I'm feeling right now. How can one fucking game be this bad? All I wanted to do was fuck the tsundere. The one fucking thing I wanted to do, and the only reason I kept playing it. But it couldn't even give me that. I was interested at first. I enjoyed it at first. It was a pretty normal visual novel. But then it all went to shit. I spent hours that could have been spent doing literally anything fucking else rewatching the same exact, copy and pasted clips from the first part with some edgy fucking glitch filters. Is this what normies think depression is like? Glitch filters and static? Wow the bitch killed herself. Big fucking deal. The other bitch cut herself, wewie. The amount of fucking repetitive bullshit in this game that's apparently seen by the majority as "abstract" and "deep" that I had to fucking go through to get some shitty fucking ending credits and nothing else. It only gets worse as it goes on. After Yuri killed herself you sit there and have to literally fucking sit through 10 minutes of retard code while in skip dialogue mode to actually get to the next scene. How cool and edgy. I seriously don't know how to describe this, except just pure autism. How did anyone think this was a good game? I was reading comments on steam of people talking about how they were gonna puke because of it. Yea, I almost puked, but that was because I fucking sat in this chair for 5 hours straight on 26 hours of no sleep, moving only my right hand's finger the entire time to the point where it triggered my dissociation so bad that I felt like I was on the verge of some sort of fucking psychotic break. Purely because of how fucking insanely boring, uneventful and autistic this game is. And the best part is I didn't even get to fuck the fucking tsundere.

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I don't know what's worse, the fact that someone was actually retarded enough to create this game thinking it was """deep""", the people that bandwagon it so fucking hard, or the fact that I had dozens of times throughout the game where I thought to myself that I should just fucking quit now and save myself from wasting anymore time.

user, did I do something to upset you? I apologized for the mess with Yuri didn't I? I'm really sorry if it was something else I did, please calm down and come back to me so we can talk about it, ok? I love you, never forget that. I'll always be here for you.

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>Yea, I almost puked, but that was because I fucking sat in this chair for 5 hours straight on 26 hours of no sleep, moving only my right hand's finger the entire time to the point where it triggered my dissociation so bad that I felt like I was on the verge of some sort of fucking psychotic break
The game literally says at the start that it's not for the easily disturbed
You have no sleep and apparently have mental problems and still decided to play
Your post is formatted like shit
OP is an illiterate retard confirmed

I fear if Monika ever saw my face she'd do something like pic related.

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Doki Doki literature club is okay at best, but the gameplay absolutely pales in comparison to Kimi to kanojo to kanojo no koi.

Basically a version that's 100 times better. Two heroines only. One of them is a normal girl, and the other is a pink haired girl who always describes the world as if it's a game one. She's also extremely promiscuous and sleeps around claiming that as a heroine she needs H-scenes otherwise she'll disappear.

The game locks you into the first girl's route, and once you reset the world you'll find that it's almost impossible to go down the pink haired girls route. The game just seems to loop endlessly with you waking up to Miyuki (black haired girl)
Once you find the correct set of choices you'll be able to go down Aoi's (pink haired) route and this happens.

youtu.be/oXcwYgoGR0E
Monika or whatever her name is is nowhere near as good.

>not for the easily disturbed
Except I'm not easily disturbed. Show me any gore clip, CP, scat, whatever the fuck you want to me and I'm not going to be triggered in the slighest. It's very rare for my dissociation to be "triggered" this bad by anything, but the fact that it was clip after clip after clip of straight autism that I was forcing myself through triggered my dissociation, not being I am easily disturbed, but because I just couldn't fucking handle the constant retardation of the game. I literally had to consciously desensitize myself while playing because of how fucking boring it was.
>You have no sleep and apparently have mental problems and still decided to play
Regardless of me not having any sleep, it's an absolute shit fucking game.
>mental problems
Calling them mental problems is vastly over-exaggerating what I'm explaining. I very rarely experience bouts of dissociation, ie a slight out of body, desensitized experience, to take myself out of certain situations. I have never actually had a psychotic break and dissociation isn't something you would experience that with anyway. I hadn't been this dissociated in 6+ months even when I was still fucking drugged up 24/7 or when I was totally sober, regardless of what type of """triggering""" content I was looking at.
>Your post is formatted like shit
kill yourself retard
This looks 10x better. No retarded glitching patterns or retard code in the dialogue to seem edgy. No filters used in the background. I might actually try this one out to see if I like it in the future.

It's not the best but I did enjoy the way it fucks you around. I liked the glitching and I enjoyed the uneasy feels I got from it. Like I say not the best but I thought it was done well. Natsuki is best girl.

Nigger faggot just linked me this. Hoping every day that he necks himself. Sage

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the game is not about depression, retard

I'd recommend it heavily, but the game isn't fully translated into English yet.

The themes are really interesting though. Here's some spoiler stuff for after the clip above ends (obviously the clip also contains a lot of spoilers.)

Anyways the game resets once more, but it kind of locks you out of doing much of anything. The only way to progress is (Japanese version) you have to call God using a code or phone number or something that's inside the physical game case. Once that happens you're given the choice of deleting one of the two heroines. You then end up in a happy relationship with the girl you didn't pick. Monika has special powers, but Miyuki...
She remembers the first time you played the game and went down her route. The pledge you gave to her, of being with her forever. Yet you broke it to have sex with a girl who was cheating on you. Not just sex, but a threesome with the other guy. Breaking the promise you made to her in such a terribly cruel way .

The whole point of the game is to make you understand that resetting visual novels to go down other routes is like breaking your promises and also erasing all the heroines memories. How cruel.

Sooo much wasted potential. The twists and themes aren't that bad but they would have worked out much better if the game had actual gameplay instead of being a boring weaboo visual novel. It would also make it, you know, a GAME.
The hype this and undertale got just proves that your game doesn't have to have good gameplay anymore. It just has to be somewhat interesting

it's 5 hours and free and listed as horror everywhere why the fuck did you think the game would let you fuck the tsundere?

haha i have body pillow for each of the girls that i hug every night its pretty good

>have monika after story open every day
heh kid

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>i just wasted 5 hours
try wasting thousands on team fortress 2 you fucking pleb

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>why do people like this game
kek
>left clicking
the enter button goes through the text as well, but it seems you don't have one based on the formatting of this post
>tsundere
fag

How did it take you five fucking HOURS to read that shit? You retarded or something?

>I don't even know how to describe what I'm feeling right now. All I wanted to do was fuck the tsundere. The one fucking thing I wanted to do, and the only reason I kept playing it. But it couldn't even give me that. I was interested at first. I enjoyed it at first. But then it all went to shit.
this is a good metaphor for my life actually

>google this
>no results
am I witnessing the birth of a new pasta?

>This fucking game. I just wasted 5 hours of my life left clicking my fucking mouse for this bullshit

The real question is: did you ever play/read a visual novel before?
If you did, what the fuck is the surprise about 5 hours reading and left clicking?
I'm in no way defending Doki Doki, never played it, although I planned on playing it mostly because so many fags were hyping it. Then I forgot about it.

i love the dissonance between the cutesy anime-esque artwork in the image and all the profanity and slight lust in that rant

Monika is a dumb jealous whore. Sayori was best girl until Monika made her kill herself.
All the rest were control freaks.

The /vg/ threads for this game were fun in late 2017. Lots of people sadposting and talking about killing themselves. I'm fairly sure more than one of them followed through with it.