Hey fembot here to answer even your weirdest questions, hope you're having a nice day :)

would you let me buy you stuff?

How does it feel to be knotted

im just an android i swear!

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How do you tell the differences between stares? Like if I catch a girl looking at me frequently how do I tell if it's a judgemental or interested look?

hey as long as you promise to make me happy! just be ready for intense shenanigans!

Why must every girl be so submissive?

as long as you dont hurt me!!

my stuff? i mean i dont what kind of stuff ya mean but i might have some vidya you can have :)

sorry im not a furry so i cant get knotted user ;)

i would try to tell by her general expression and body movements! if she keeps stealing glances at you and if she looks embarrassed if she sees you saw her look

>fembot
Sorry, you know the rules Tits or GTFO[/spolier]

I've barely used spoiler text forgive me

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I mean by something for you like a present

Why telling her to do something she'll never do? .......

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i guess we like the idea of being dominated but i myself am a switch (no you know what i mean, not a nintendo switch)

What do you think of my ideal afterlife? An uninhabited world where I can wander the fields alone. Quiet and peaceful, no people, no animals.

i dont wanna show you now! but heres one of my favorite doujins uwu (its called Love Me

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i could possibly send you a steam game? or i could maybe play a game with you? my favorite game is portal 2!

What pleasure can a girl possibly get from anal? Chicks have no prostates after all.

okay, I cross my heart and hope to die promise.
will you let me talk to you then?

you have steam wishlist?

you guys can add me on steam if you'd like, my name is Chell (from portal of course) and heres my profile picture :) please be nice!

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Tits or gtfo fembot we aint having this shit unless you show us your tits.

its oddly still enjoyable? its a totally different experience

Damn that's pretty wholesome

that sounds pretty relaxing! id enjoy it for a while but maybe get bored after a while, maybe id like to have my soulmate there or like, a cool dog

Why do girls never let you lick their armpits, but are fine with me licking practically everywhere else?

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Can I unironically have your discord

portal 2 is kinda gay. What else do you play?

it might be because they are self conscious or sweaty but thankfully im not ticklish so at least half of that isnt a problem for me

i play tf2, magic arena, and wow (also some random games) currently, but i used to be into league and overwatch but got tired of them eventually

Fake, no one's still playing Overwatch

Tickling her is half the fun

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i dont really play it anymore! i got tired of all the crowd controlling mechanics like with brigitte

that is definitely a valid statement! but i just kind of forced myself to stop being ticklish after constantly getting attacked by my one friend hah

Like recently with Tahm Kenck in League

if i get to know you more! ~

I sent you a friend request on steam! the name ends with exe ^^

thats stepping into vore territory... lol

If I had a way of making the world fit that way. I would do it immediately

How do I do that

originally, of course

Why the hell do some chicks watch gay porn?

i hope you would enjoy that! solitude can be very relaxing in the right environment :)

I was implying that I would nuke everybody for some peace and quiet.

i figured, but hey at least itd quiet afterwards lol

Are you still answering questions?

no she's masturbating to chad now

How would I go about taking revenge on a group of county judges for various atrocities

i still am! :) what you have in mind?

how to talk to women pls halp me

maybe blackmail ? lol try hunting for their secrets

What is your opinion on orbiters? can we orbit you?
Thanks for brightening this day with your thread, board was a bit shit today

i'd just try to find something you both like and talk about that. when someone gets exicted as they talk about something they like, they may associate you with that joy, also a few good jokes to lighten the mood lol

Is it true that all women hate femdom? Even just gentle femdom? I really want a girl to tie me down and tickle me, is that weird?

orbiters? i mean i dont mind if people want to keep talking to me and stuff, i just want to help people be happy and if i can do that, then its all worth it :))

im highkey into gentle femdom because it is just really wholesome for both parties involved! its not weird lol i get it user ^^

Do you like Nagotoro?

Men find boobs and ass sexy. What is sexy to grils?

yep!! shes definitely best girl and senpai is also really cute too lol

ive also started to get into beserk and im still waiting for the last jojo episode

i find a cute smile and some hairstyles to be attractive but the personality is most important to be honest!

Will you answer my question?

what kind of music do you listen to? also, why do you think you're a fembot

>the personality is most important
Is that a euphemism for jawline?

Is work and effort sexy?

i sure will, i hopefully didnt miss it if you already asked it!

i truly mean being caring and funny, not a jawline haha, it will go a long way if she feels like she can be herself around you

ill just list off some stuff i like: bear ghost, jack stauber, sorority noise, tally hall, and charly bliss

it can be if youre truly determined but not working too much to where you hurt yourself

How do I get a girl to reply to my messages and talk to me?

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I listen to two of those five things. Have you ever listened to modern baseball?

Not OP but there's nothing wrong with wanting attention. It's a fundamental need for humans

if you guys would like i could post on here more regularly? it seems ive made a few people happy and id love to continue that trend! id love to know what you think user!

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no, you're too pure for this place and we will ruin you

try to open it with something funny or something about that you two have in common! if you start it like that, shell be truly interested in the conversation

i have a little bit but ill listen to them more now, thank you user :))!

you're gonna miss it all is their best album

Well it's that she messages me very sporadically and sometimes we get into good conversations but they end quickly and she takes for ever to get back to me

You're a very wholesome presence on this board, I'd just tell you to be careful about the really bad people around here.

id like to stay if you all will welcome me :)) i wont try to let any bad people get to me!

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What is your ideal bf like fembot? And how can I be more like that ideal OwO

aw im sorry user :(
i know way too many people who are like that, maybe she is just bad at texting back in general? maybe send a funny meme to re-spark the conversation

Where are you from? If you don't mind

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my ideal bf would be someone who likes my jokes and makes me laugh but also makes me feel like im not annoying and that they truly want to talk to me, but also stay true to yourself user

Say you're out in public and a 5/10 guy with a 4 inch penis and doesn't have a lot of money passes by. You don't find him attractive but you don't find him ugly either.

What could he realistically do or say to get you interested in him, either accepting and wanting to try dating or to literally go back to his place and get fucked by him within 2 hours of meeting him?

ive been listening to that album since you recommended it and its really good!! thanks user

im from the eastern timezone! :)

Hey I sent you a friend request on steam, OP

if we stopped in a cafe together and talked for a long while and somehow had a lot in common, i think id be pretty interested! yet i dont know how id know his penis size just from seeing him on the street though? lmao

What do you think about guys who are turned on by the idea of multiple women?

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How does he get you to go to the cafe with him if he literally just met you, you retarded roastie whore. Literally how does he go from "weirdo incel you passed on the street" to "yes, I will stop what I'm doing and go on a date/go back to your place to get stuffed full of your penis."