Have any of you guys ever fucked a certified slut?

Have any of you guys ever fucked a certified slut?

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This is the virgin board. What kind of stupid question is that?

what hentai is that from and where can I watch an uncensored English dub version streaming for free?

If prostitutes count then yes
For those 7 minutes or so, I fucked her like a piece of jiggly meat

Last GF openly talked about being with heaps of guys previously and talked about how massive one of her exes dicks was. Not wife material obviously.

I had sex with a girl once who was previously engaged.

Like holy shit. You think you're dating a normal girl, next thing you know she was nearly married to some guy.

Sluts get certificates?

and college credit

I got invited to a birthday party of a chanwhore who was a proud slut with a bodycount of 100.

This was back in 2009.

So god only knows how many shes fucked since then. But yeah anyways, i didnt go and we lost contact but she said she was DTF.

Probably best i didnt go.

been offered by old HS chicks i knew who wanted a quick buck

only did it to one girl who offered because it was dirt cheap and she ain't terrible to look it

>english dubbed hentai

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>At party
>Down a bunch of jaeger in kitchen, walk into room where everyone's hanging and chatting, maggoted as fuck.
>Half-shout 'Alright, who's riding my dick tonight?'
>Chubby pale chick with dark hair puts her hand up and shouts out 'Me!'
>Eh, fuck it, out of the 5-6 girls here they're all pretty plump, one's straight up fat, and she's not bad looking.
>Nowhere to sit, tell her to give me her spot and sit on my lap.
>She does and makes a show of it, grinds me a bit.
>Spend rest of the night chatting and getting her to fetch my drinks. By early hours of the morning she's straight-up giving me a lapdance while I chat and joke around with my mates.
>Everyone's passing out or taking off, was planning on walking home. Place is kind of a shithole, mate's boss owns it, lets him live there, but half the space is dedicated to storing these big sacks of roof insulation.
>Take her out back, chuck a blanket over a pile of the things, and drill her into them. Fill two condoms while pounding her and she jerks a third load outta me while I'm laying there catching my breath and enjoying the afterglow while chatting about sex with her.
>Pass out together, not the comfiest sleep.
>Wake up to mate's boss and coworkers in and outta the room we'd passed out in, loading sacks of insulation.
>Fingerfuck her under the blanket the whole time and pound her again once they take off.
>End up with this casual friends with benefits sorta thing going, once or twice a week we'll hang, watch some movies with her roommates or play vidya or something, chill, smoke weed or get drunk, and then fuck each other senseless before passing out.
>Gets back to me she's fucking other guys while this is all going on, I don't really give a shit.

>Hear about things like a mate fucking her, deciding halfway through he didn't want to cheat on his GF after all, pulling his dick out and walking out, and another mate just walking in and picking up where he left off, and her just going with it
>Didn't really care, either way she seemed to be putting our booty calls ahead of other shit. Never busy when I called, or dropped whatever she was doing. Had one occasion where she had a friend she'd gone to school with come to town and show up at her place while I was there. Doing that whole beta nice guy thing. Ended up leaving him to watch the movie while I took her into the bedroom right next door, left the door open, and pounded her into the mattress. Spent the rest of the night staring daggers at me while I drank the carton of beer he'd brought.
>Ends up moving back to her hometown due to cash issues and not being able to afford staying, ends up living in a caravan on her parent's property. Buttfuck nowhere small rural town, you know the type, the teen and young adult community are drowning in pot, pills, and acid because there's literally nothing else to do.
>Exchange messages and shit pretty regularly, but without the sex I start to lose interest.
>After a month she suggests I come visit and stay with her there for a bit.
>I could use a straight fortnight of sex, so I grab a train ticket.
>'Jokes' about things like if I decided to stay there with her, wanting to do it without a condom and get creampied, red flags.
>Can tell she's been missing me and is starting to want more outta this. Starts asking me questions like if she's been with over 200 guys, does that make her a slut, and if I think people like that can turn their lives around.
>Just shrug and give noncommittal answers to most of it.
>Spend two weeks drunk and high out of my mind fucking her raw and filling her.

FUCK OFF NORMIES
ky fucking self

>At the end of it, just catch my train home.
>Found out later she got an abortion.
>Still meet up once or twice a year when she's in town to fuck.

It was kinda disappointing all in all. I mean, the bang buddies thing was great, but you'd think a girl that gets passed around that much would know what she was doing. She didn't. Shit at blowjobs, couldn't give one without teeth for the life of her, and would pretty much just lay there and take it. Not even good at sex, just such low self-confidence she basically never said no to anyone and let anyone who even half-assed flirting with her fuck her.

Complete degenerate, what do you even live for dude. Every time I think my life is dull I consider the alternative and thank Jesus I didn't end up a normie

dubs of holiness

>what do you even live for dude
Right now, prescription meth and DnD. Super duper excited that you've got it so good for yourself though, my dude. At least you seem happy to be where you're at instead of depressed and apathetic like most people. Keep it up.

I fucked your mom lmao

I fucked a girl who was a FORMER prostitute, she no longer sold herself and I didn't have to pay. She fucked really good to, she liked to suck dick and fingered her pussy while we fucked. need that condom tho.

That guy isn't a normie. He's a trailer trash bum that lives in a flyover state

>certified
from where

>tfw too beta to be able to fuck sluts graduated from ivy league slootiversities and have to settle with state

You know not everyone lives in burgerland, right dude?

Yes. Now give me sauce for that image FFS

Energy Kyouka!!
Probably never got dubbed, like most H anime. Stop being a pleb and just watch subs.

Man I see this chick getting her pussy pounded by this old narcissist guy. At the psych ward I looked into his room and she was all fours naked on his bed getting that dick from behind. The guy would never STFU he talked NON FUCKING STOP with his STUPID ASS STORIES AND STATEMENTS but I digress, I guess that's what women are into. then she hops on the phone and says "MOM I just wanted to get SEXUALLY DOMINATED by BLACK GUYS IS ALL". Oh btw a week later she is pregnant with her third child so he was going in raw. She don't believe in abortion or raise any of the kids herself either.

Anyway, she approached me a few days later, it really seemed like she was in love with me for all of about 48 hours, or maybe on addrall or ecstasy I'm not sure, she asked if I wanted to have sex and I said yes to the sloppy seconds. I came balls deep and then they put me to sleep with thorazine for breaking the no sex rule (but apparently it's fine for him).

>Have any of you guys ever fucked a certified slut?
yeah youre mom

my current side girl is a certified slut, she's amazing at sucking and fucking and has a cuck boyfriend that lets her fuck other guys

yes. my first blowjob was a freak lucky occurrence with a girl who was infamous for being a slut at my school. i also spent most of my college years going for one night stands with random girls because i thought that was the cool and right thing to do

All the girls I've been with have had much more experience than me, even the one that was 14.

Checked trips of truth all hail moralanon

This post disgusts me
>because I thought that was the cool and right thing to do

I mean come on, if five people at a party are fat and it's not some sort of convention for fat people its got to be burgertown, and the trailer park thing really sounds plausible in Alabama or Georgia