Gf monkeypaw 3 : i want to hang myself from a damn tree...

gf who is extremely attractive but she has a powerful magical curse placed upon her. every time she needs to use the bathroom, I am magically transformed into her personal toilet and she can't use any other toilet

But she is now basically the woman version of Donald trump and will be president as soon as both of you turn 40 and speak like Donald think like him and will be killed by some cock cage Antifa faggot while president will you keep her?

I wish op cries blood for abandoning thread.

Two things every time she gets pregnant she will pop out 8 kids second all thw kids will mutants or have super powers or have something wrong with them will you keep her?

But she is a hermaphrodite with tits and both dick and vagina will you keep her?

Guy or girl user?

But she is a robot and can not understand human emotions and when asked to do something you need to be very specific and you can't have sex with her because no mouth anus pussy closest thing is uncomfortable hand job will you keep ?

You kind of monkey pawed yourself but ill take a crack at it. But she will mess up her magic very often i can't go into detail because anything could happen will you keep her?

I'm fine with the 8 kids part, but I don't think I could handle the disabled part.

but I thought robots can't feel love? I think I would ditch her because of that. She's just a glorified training program at that point.

Yeah I am willing to take the risk. What goes wrong?

Guy but im sorta bi so i guess could go either way

>But she is a hermaphrodite with tits and both dick and vagina will you keep her?
Only if her penis is bigger than mine

ideal bf:
>loves me unconditionally, kind, funny, similar sense of humor to me, we find each other mutually physically attractive and we have a similar vision of our future together.

But she can feel love though just have great difficulty with other emotions

They don't have disabilitys they might have super powers like super speed or have 8 arms like a mutant

Big black booty ghetto girl. Try your best

In between the very best and the very worst of what she or you wants on which spell she castes

Roll a dice man higher than the middle it will be bigger lower it will be smaller

Oh, then I'm fine with that. I'll definitely keep her.

Ill pick girl. But she only lives off the grid in the woods in a small log cabin either you go deep into woods to visit her or you live with also she doesn't use technology and if you live with her you can't either. Also she is like 6'7 incredibly hairy and 80 iq and speaks like a caveman will you keep her?

But he is a giant and 15 feet tall will you keep him?

But she is a leader of a drug ring and do plenty of illegal shit and will have cops after her and will have hits on her head from gangs so be careful man will you keep her?

oh fuck : (
that would be very hard to live with but yeah i would
i dont know that i would ever chase after someone over 6' tall but if i loved him already but he suddenly grew, i would stay.

It sounded pretty comfy until the speaks like a caveman part, ill pass lol

she sounds like a ride or die bitch, hell yeah

How about i cut the caveman part and replace it with she eats only meat and smells will you keep her?

No already 15 foot from start

Thats fine with me. I have a poor sense of smell and im used to people smelling bad(hippie relatives that only shower once a month)

Big ass, big thighs, sorta chubby, not a massive bitch, hard conservative, insane sex drive

But she is actually a alien princess that decides if earth lives or dies she is always say no and take you with her to her her home world you will kind of be a sex pet to her will you keep her?