Are these threads allowed? Dubs decides message

The link to this thread, if I can roll again

what's your venmo? let me buy you a car

lick my cheesy anus

Do you have any pets? If not, can you be mine?

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Do I have any pets? If not, can you be mine?

Next cgbb

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Gh oi

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>She actually responded instead of instantly unmatching
You're in nigger, you can fuck her

Help me ffs ghh

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eat chicken

I'm sorry about what I said earlier. That was bill. He lives in here, too. We all live in here. If you want, you can come inside my little world and live with us in my head.

double dubs send it op you retard

Double dubs doesn't count it has to be single dubs

i like men sorry bye.

please help me im fucking trapped in a library computer room this is the only website not blocked i can hear them at the door

That's the stupidest shit I've ever read on this board and I've read a lot of brain dead cum brain tranny posts on r9k

ok user uwu

She just unmatched me can't send

Fucking RIP, she actually was talking to you for a moment. Had your chance to actually get her attention and you blew it retard.

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Has a thread like this ever succeeded in delivering something funny or interesting?

Nope. They're horribly unfunny imo.

Join aktos or your mother will die in her sleep gg/rZusBP4 CRINGE BLUE PULLED ZOMER LOLLEEE CRINGE VRINGE BRINGE XD

They start out promising and then the OP inevitably fucks it up

Say "Sorry, I got cum in my eyesocket and couldn't type properly. What I meant to say was hey, how are you."

Yes, there have been many successful and entertaining threads like this in the past, but newborn faggots like yourselves would never know.
>imagine lying on the internet under anonymity
Subhuman tier

based based base

caso umano

uhhhhhhh when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

Dub threads are against the literal Jow Forums rules.

shut up namenigger theyre fun.