Femanons

femanons

what makes you undateable?

this is a bully-free zone

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I will bully anyone who shows up here claiming to be female

No porn and....
I don't shave my pubes

This will eliminate all male interest

>No porn
What does this mean

I will bully anyone who shows up here claiming to hate being bullied, no matter their gender

>i dont shave my pubes
what? do you roam around public nude? if you went on a first date with a guy how would he even know?

>I don't shave my pubes
There are men into that. Hell, shaving down there wasn't even a thing til the 90s, so a lot of older men don't mind either.

I will join you. Fembots deserve to be bullied

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What does no porn mean?

I happen to be insane turned on by a nice full bush

Add stupid to the list

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I'm 20 and I don't care if a girl shaves her pubes, fuck I don't care is she doesn't shave any of her body hair as long as she doesn't have a beard.

I've hit the wall and I hate men.

It means if you hide away somewhere to jack off to whores, I'm gonna have a folder of BBC and masturbate to it just to be on the same page. Hentai is exempt from this rule to some degree

I'm socially retarded and way too shy.
For example, I was talking to a normie coworker before and they asked why I was so shy and i said it was because I viewed life like a dating simulation but without the dating and that I don't know which correct dialog to use. They stopped talking to me after and gave me a weird look...
Also I can't drive.

Oh, so you mean you don't want your boyfriend to look at porn? But that is normal.

Dont worry, its not like you had any good looks to lose in the first place.
Just socially retarded?

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i'm just very fucking ugly

that's definitely not normal unless you're living together

Can I masturbate to you while you masturbate to BBC?

>its not like you had any good looks to lose in the first place.
user no bully, I'm sensitive about my deformed face.

that's cute, I'll teach you to drive.

are you a qt?

Daily reminder that every "female" posting here is actually undateable because they are a disgusting tranny. All attempt to say otherwise are just a LARP or a cope.

Good thing I'm a boy then.
Date

Why do you hate men? What do you look like?

I become violent and cry when I try to have sex. I've tried three times, I'm still a virgin.

any idea as to why? past trauma?

I would still date you. We can have a pure relationship with no sex

why? explain this, it could be hot.

That would be nice of you.
Uhh not sure, I'm short though.

What's your discord then? You can tell me more about you and your shyness

Maybe just dumb in general, who knows.

Do you lock yourself away like quazimodo?
I think I would enjoy having sex with you.

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My grandfather molested me a lot when I was young. It was an abusive household, he beat the shit out of my grandmother too. Basically taking my clothes off infront of someone or being touched in certain zones sends me off the rails.

It's not really what I would want and it's not really realistic either.

Done

Um... If you post yours or have an email or something then I'll tell you or add you.

2 dubs in 1 thread. I am on fire tonight.

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im violent and aggressive

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And yet you're still the biggest dork here

anon157#5757

add me there

Short and stacked? You pass.

That's because you haven't tried with me. I'll make sure you have a nice and wholesome time.

>I'm gonna have a folder of BBC and masturbate to it
Seriously? That's hot please date me

You should start by sending nudes online to build up to it. Yes, I'm serious.

Sounds like you need intensive therapy as well.

i lock myself most of the times and panic when try to leave

The nudes idea is interesting. I've done a ton of therapy. Child psychology, counseling, seeing a psychiatrist, doing counseling at a church. I've spent hours talking about stuff and trying to resolve my mental scars. Something flips when someone sees my vagina. I don't even feel like me.

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The only thing that can possibly make a woman undateable is being born hideous

>what makes you undateable?
The only thing that keeps a fertile woman from a marriage, apart from goblin-tier ugliness or other defects (and even then, we have urban youth for that), is the bankers' globalist female-empowerment fantasy telling both men and women that well-raised children in a cohesive society is not the greatest goal for any citizen to strive for.

Tl;dr the j00z

>Look how defensive he gets! I bet he secretly enjoys being bullied!

What's your discord? let's discuss it.

Go for it right now. Chubby girls thread on /soc/. Or if you are not fat the sma thread.

kys cvnka

I'm willing to help you so if you really need it you can send me nudes as therapy. No face needed.

>she posts Toga
>probably mimics yandere characters and watches hentai
How cringey

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Yeah I'm definitely not stupid enough for this. Also I weigh 125 lbs.

i dont speak comie pal insult me i english or go back to your motherland

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I was legitimately interested in how this would work, I'm not trying to get your nudes right away. I still would like to chat, post it please.

i fit that description then

Don't fall for it. These anons are scumbags for taking advantage of someone's trauma.

Shut the fuck up ugly thirsty loser

I like how your collection has no reaction for what your saying so the one saying pervert is the closest thing you have. cute.

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I hate men for the same reason a lot of you hate women. I've been rejected my entire life. I have a big nose and a recessive chin. It's quite repulsive.

I always thought it would be fun to date someone who is younger especially if he is also a virgin. Sounds really sweet to me.

What about it makes you like this? Are you usually in the submissive role? If so, why not try being the dominant one?

No you are beautiful, I know it

I'm not undateable, I've had sex many times. This doesn't stop me from being a robot.

That's not a nice thing to say to someone trying to help you. I guess your pawpaw didn't rape you enough.

I've always had a thing for older women myself. Dunno why.
So how old are you? I'm almost 21. Is this too old?

What a slut! She even brags about it. Does it turn you on to tell us this?

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Shut up you two.

that's sweet.. but you wouldn't think so

no i'm just not ashamed to say that i've slept with a few guys, it's normal and nobody should have to pretend to be a virgin to fit into this dumb forum

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Don't underestimate the male brain's ability to find anything attractive

kinda true, but guys here seem to be too nitpicky

Post a pic then bitch god dman all you fucking thotties say the same damn shit fuck just post a pic I doubt you are really that ugly you fucking liar libe just be more confident god damn it isnt that hard just smike and shit and take a pic and poat it and watch all the guys shower you in fucking compliments jesus christ

The entire premise of this forum is that it is a gathering place for non-normals.

eat shit and live, i will bite your foreskin off rabbi style if you keep this up

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I'm not nitpicky

do you really feel like having sex is incompatible with being abnormal/a misfit?

You really do! I know it, you know it, the whole darn thread knows it.

Where is that written? Show me.

it's a disorder. years of psychiatric treatment. can't take a single photo without engaging in a breakdown but thanks for advice

i know it for sure he thinks hes adorable denying it

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>eat shit and live
I dont know what this is supposed to mean. You really are just a cringe queen, arent you?

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Chubby, Temper, Mood swings, BJs give me anxiety so i dont do them, same with anal sex, meh looks, small boobs, giant ass and hips, short, low income, international studies degree

Idk how i got so lucky. but my husband is the most patient and all around perfect man and has somehow managed my crazy ass for 14 years.

He is quite adorable really

I mean I have my own way of doing things .

You're an old lady

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do you think he gets of to us talking about him this way?

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Tbh, I do. Makes my skin crawl in a good way.

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how old do you think i am?

this probably doesnt meet the original quality

you like it when i call you, cuck?

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I hope he does. I want to own him quite honestly.

Truth. Any girl I click with is instantly 1000x more attractive. Unless they're fat.
Bold move.

You have to be at least 35, right?

he'd probably let you get him a cute little collar and a pink skirt

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I'm ugly too so I'd be okay with you honestly

can you please call me a cuck too?

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No, call me cute again

i am 25. Yes that means we first met when i was 11

>christmas cake
>borderline asexual
>hairy
>dominant/aggressive
>probably some weird ftm trans complex going on
>most likely also infertile
>dress like a white trash 14 yr old skater boy / lesbian
>too invested in psychedelics/weed, bf will call me degenerate
>live in weird internal world with animal characters and have a hard time communicating with other people
>feel alien and detached from them
>probably from being "homeschooled" and abused
>also have weird emotional problems

I find you attractive at least