"accidentally" walked in on mom as she was showering

True, big fucking redpill right there.

I wish we could somehow discover a way to trigger breast growth consistently and safely, without fucking up our T levels.

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hm i wounder whos gonna fall for the trap meme in this thread

Traps don't get tits, the second a trap get's tits and starts carving up their junk they're a tranny. I'm just a pervert who wants big heavy titties to jerk myself off with.

>Live with parents
>Shortstacked mom
>She sleeps in on weekends while my old man works
>Decide to "sleep" next to her
>She's easy to startle during her sleep, so I just tell her I'm feeling down
>Pulls my head to her chest, rubs my back and tells me everything's fine
>Her heartbeat makes me sleepy most of the time
>Usually ends with me sleeping on her for about an hour

Sure, I don't get to cop a feel, but comfy times with mom are best.

Like, lighten up, man. Incest is a made-up taboo.

Is that a pic of your wife? Looks like someone whose initials are J.M.

>first inch is just balls
classic

You already have. When you were an infant you got to touch them daily. Do not be greedy.

Incest destroys the atomic family structure and fucks up the chances of strong, healthy offspring. It is a very real taboo.

If you're dumb enough to make a serious relationship out of it sure.

>t. simply fwb with mom

I disagree and also I would like pictures of your mom.

>It's not fair bros, I just want to touch them.
Just go buy some sleeping pills, and crush them in her dinner or something. Or wait until she gets drunk or something. Cop feels all you want.
Did the same to my sister. She has flat tits, but boy did I have a good time squeezing her jiggly ass

I actually thought about doing this since I was like 14.

You're going to die alone in a room filled with the stench of cat piss whore

Is your dad still around? Heh, well, he must be with tits like that

Stories?

Why didn't you? It's not exactly hard

what changed from then to now?

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I know how you feel, user. My mom has great milkers and I'm debating taking her out to little dates or something so I can have the slightest chance of sucking her milkers again. My dad isn't in the picture, so I have a bit of hope.

Fucking lucky to not have dad around. It makes it so much easier to cozy up to her. What's your relationship with her life? Very close? Do you think she'd be open to it? Maybe she's lonely and horny for some dick.

Just start lifting weights and walk around the house in your undies until she's comfortable with that be like "ops I was just going to the fridge to get something to drink I didn't think you'd be here to see me naked haha".

We're close, she's really kind and always jokes about wishing that I wouldn't move out. She's been divorced for a while and honestly think that she doesn't have any romantic feelings for anyone anymore considering she didn't date during that time.
I wish I could gain weight, my metabolism has proved that I'll always be a skelly.

just let her catch you masturbating. Or play some porn on your speakers

How tf do you have the balls to use that trip after posting a picture of your microscopic ass dick?

Got the pic? I want to see this shit

Might actually consider doing this after taking her out a few times, seems risky though.

How risky is this?

you know what the normies say: no risk no reward.
be sure to post result if you do though

>anons talking about trying to fuck their moms
you need jesus mofos

Depends on your family desu.
My sister isn't really a hothead, and even if she did wake up my mindset was I could probably just play it off like I was waking her up or act like I was messing around. If she knew it was bs she'd probably be mad, but not super pissed where it would fuck my family life up forever.
I only did light shit like squeezing and playing with her butt/thighs etc. Smelled it too. Didn't go completely degenerate tier and try to fuck her or strip her.; now that's super risk and there's no playing that off.

I'd rather fondle and suck her tits again over outright fucking her, though.

I know, I'm just a little wary of the risk of ruining my relationship with my mom just for a chance to get up in her guts.

I got in mine without ruining things. We had a very easy going and chill relationship before though, yours is probably different.

Ofc it's frightening but think about the reward. Your mother might habitually milk you. Anyways it should be a gradual progress at first at least where she gets to know you as a man not a son

or at least try to narrow down the thread so we can find it in the archives

6 inch is slightly above average uou idiot

Nice. I thought about doing that with the devil's lettice drug from south America that turns them into programmable zombies for 36 hours but I could never get close enough to the attentionwhores I would do it to... HMMM

>slightly above average
hallelujah it's a miracle

Tried to touch my mom's vagina under the sheets when I was like 4-5. She shoved my hand away. Scarred me for life and now I'm intimacy deprived and am gonna have to resort to some real scary South American druglord cannibal gang shit.

Stop being a weirdo you faggot

Dude that fucking cunt. Can't believe your own mother did that to you bro. Sorry man.

Really wish it was like those incest games where you get points for giving your mom presents, taking her out to dates, and you get to fuck her once you have enough and everyone conveniently forgets about it afterwards. I will start by taking her out, though.

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Yeah at least she overdosed a year later. I think her soul just finally said "ENOUGH YOU CAN"T COCKBLOCK YOUR SON ANYMORE GTFO BITCH KYS" since I have a very powerful soul and homie don't play that.

You guys are weak fags, though

>being a nigger
Nah

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53028881/#53030791

here, dont want to bother saving it

>urge to fuck mom is only getting worse
how do i get over these feelings. i'm scared that i'll do some dumb shit and get in trouble.

Just don't act on it and you'll be fine.