/mbti/

>proof that I wasn't just catfishing her
What? What makes you attractive enough that she would assume this?

INFP, I cannot stand ENFJs, a lot of INFJs, and INTJs. I think I am just racist against Judging types. I find them to be incredibly manipulative and exasperatingly stubborn.

I have found my INFP friends incredibly draining at times. They just like complaining. The amount of wallowing in self pity but not doing anything about it gets tiring.

/MBTI/!!!

I just came from here~: ! ^w^

I'm INFJ-T, and I like all types! (>^_^)>

I'm particularly biased against INFPs because my ex was one and she would NOT. LET. ME. MAKE. HER. HAPPY. It was bullshit. I don't even know why she was in a fucking relationship to begin with. That happened years ago and I'm still fucking mad about it.

ENTJ here. All of you are retarded betas who will squirm for their lives under my obnoxiously productive boot heel. I do more meaningful work than all the other types combined and keep this fucking world moving.

tfw 130 iq intj. every day there's more bad news

ISFP's be like "I will love you and be loyal to you forever until someone else comes along who I swear up and down will I never develop feelings for. Then when I get tired of you, instead of telling you and bettering our relationship, I'll just lie to you and dump you on a whim because I'm a free spirit which is why you were attracted to me in the first place so fuck you for believing in the slightest potential of people to be honest or loyal"

Amirite guys

Try it as an ISTJ

you can be replaced. you aren't special.

INTJ here, not a big fan of the way that INFJ user that replies to everyone types, that's about it.
What's wrong with being overwhelmingly stubborn?

Yeah I can be. by a team of 4 people incentivized by higher pay. No company in a proper capitalist system would do that instead of just letting me get away with my hot headed bullshit to a degree so your point is invalid.

no i'm pretty sure there are more competent and people with higher IQ that can be purchased for probably the same price as you if not a little higher if you're really good. depends on your business or what branch of it you operate in but i assure you if you were to die right now somebody equally competent could be taking your place with ease. you aren't as needed as you think. everybody is replaceable. you just put in the hours and feel like you are special because of it. you're just as fundamentally worthless as the rest of us you just feel like you're superior.

infps are allergic to structure and basically doing anything that requires them to stop thinking about themselves

The only ENTJ I knew was a jailbird gigachad who would chew up glowsticks and throw them at people during parties.

Pretty based desu.

Like I said, they are always looking for something to whine about. They have severe cognitive distortions and guilt/inferiority complexes, and are constantly dissatisfied.

>What's wrong with being overwhelmingly stubborn?

Believing you are always right and finding it impossible to admit when you are wrong makes you a closed minded pain in the ass, that is all.

You're fucking projecting, INFP.

They always want to play victim, especially the girls. The only men they seem to react well to are ESTJ and ESTP Chads who have no time for their whiney bullshit, get them out of their own head, and refuse to entertain their histrionics.

>projecting

One of the most overused stupid soiboi armchair psychology terms ever invented desu. Also not even an argument, merely an assumption.

You're fucking deflecting and intellectualizing, INFP.

Sounds like a cool dude desu

This is ESFJ bud

Thinking about reading infinite jest i haven't read a book since late middle school but it sounds fun

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Well I can admit when I'm wrong, and know when I'm right, or if neither I at least know what my stance on a situation is. Maybe you haven't been observing or bumping into the right J's? Your post seems like a generalisation.

INTP here. I can't stand ISFJs or ESFJs. They're both wildly judgemental over inconsequential bullshit and superficially accepting over things that require criticism. They also clearly perceive themselves as compassionate and so on when they're probably the most stacey-tier types.

Man fuck everything. Fuck all of you. Fags. Stupid homos. Go now down and suck my cock. Do it now. Good. Now lick my balls too.

INTJ here.
I don't like:
>IxFPs - Hard to deal with, can be fucking insane
>ESFJ - There are good and generous ones, but most of the times it doesn't seem more than playing the social game. Concerned about very retarded shit 100% of the time
>ISTJ - This type is so weird for me. One day absolute bros, one day annoying to no end
>ISFJ - Putting at the end because I don't dislike them so much but they can be even more annoying than the ISTJ if they want to

Gonna add what I like too:
>ENFJ - Literally the good edition of ESFJ, those guys are always genuinely concerned except about themselves, which always makes me worry. Kinda hard to deal with but very adorable.
>ENFP - I just find their H Y P E R personality cute
>INTP - Bros, we always tend to respect or even admire each other
>ISTP - Both smart and practical, they would be best type if emotions weren't a thing
>INFJ - Ni bros, it's always nice to see somebody sharing your views even if for completely different reasons

ENTP GANG RUNS THIS SHIT
GANG GANG

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Tfw sub-90iq intp

>ever having had a relationship
can't relate

so does this suit you?
pasf.org/b64types/bIcRcAc.htm

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also intj here.
i dont like: fuck niggas, snitch niggas and bitch niggas

Istj here the annoying to no end for me at least comes from not knowing how to socialise and worrying im bothering the other person. Also thinking that i may be closer or farther away from a person than i actually am

You are a dumb cunt. That too innalectual for ya, faggot?

INTJs talk a big game but if you threw a punch they would cry and run away like a little bitch.

>punch somebody when they are just talking
>they are hurt
>"haha I win"
????

I hope you're all aware this is pseudoscience and you're doing the male equivalent of horoscopes.

We have been over this and clearly explained the difference between MBTI and horoscope.

They should start gulags for INTJs only. Man I hate you snarky nerdy pieces of shit.

9/10 times people like you just pretend to be tough over the internet to compensate for being a beta in real social situations

I dont understand why anyone would compare the two. Such an NPC line too.

INFJ actually. I would let you punch me and even admit my wrongs as well. If there were any, that is :^)

INTJs are literally your typical bitter revenge of the nerds faggots. You spend all your time criticizing others efforts yet so little time doing anything constructive or meaningful yourself. Have sex.

Your list sucks. Mine:
>hate: normies
>don't hate: non-normies

There are certain MBTI types that constitute the majority of normies though.

It was supposed to be a personal list.
Also there are many normie ENFxs and INFP isn't really normie of that's what you meant.

I like smart normies. Rare find though.

I'm ISFJ. What arguments can I use whenever someone brings up that the whole 16 personalities thing is utter bullshit? They claim you fit a little in all of the personalities, but it's not just true. ISFJ is the only one I recognise myself in.

>intp
>took that pasf thing and got IFU
>got a subtype that called me schizoid, autistic, and completely reliant on others because i'm a worthless fuck
>tfw that's actually me, mid 20s neet loser who never had a job and prob never will because don't care just want to play video games until i die at 30

feels weird

16p is bullshit for other reasons, such as mixing MBTI(but removing functions) and Big 5.

What's male about it? women love mbti

you can't because it's true. MBTI is bullshit pseudoscience and that's why we like it so much. Saying you fit a bit into all the personalities is a bad criticism though. You're not assigned a type randomly like you are in horoscopes, you pick your type through a series of questions and your mbti type is just repeating your answers back to you. It doesn't need to make big guesses in the same way as horoscopes do.

as far as I can tell it calls most people everyone a schizoid autistic "unsatisfactory" fuck. I was thinking of translating the descriptions into "nice" but it looks like a lot of work with there being so many of them.

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>as far as I can tell it calls most people everyone a schizoid autistic "unsatisfactory" fuck

wow glad i wasted my time then. shit test i guess. no wonder you can't google anything about it.

>nice version:
>You are a selfish narcissitic fuck but once in while you do something nice for others which keeps them from thinking the absolute worst of you. Also go outside more.

Im INFP,I dont like
>INFJ
theyre INFP but better that makes me sad

I like all the other types

You'd do great if you had more structure in your life. It sounds like bullshit but it's not.

I you haven't read much else you will love it. It's a great book to get into literature. After you have read a lot you will realize it wasn't nearly as good as you thought at first but it still will hold an special place on your heart. Its portrayal of addiction and depression are top tier too.

>istp
>smart
I'm not smart. Everybody likes to say I'm smart, but I'm not. I'm just some idiot who has some basic knowledge like everybody else - I just use that knowledge a little differently.

>mfw INTJ
Feels real good to be above you fucking peasants.

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Cope. In your head you think you are better than everyone else, in reality they laugh at you behind your back for being a pathetic beta virgin.

ISTP confirmed for refreshingly humble. Probably has drawn up plans for a death-ray once.

It's all in the name of good progress. I think I'm starting to figure out what it all means. You're born with your "primitive" type of three letters, I got IFU for example. As you grow up pressure from your environment can cause you to compensate and take on the role of the oposite letter, that's what those little cs mean. Supposedly my U was unsuitiable for my environment growing up so I compensated for it, becoming a Uc type, and therefore resembling an exadurated A type. The little "o" means enough pressure to recognize a need for change but not enough to fully commit to it. I got Fo meaning I'm a naturally flexible thinker that recognizes the need to become more rigid but has never been able to fully go through with it. For comparison Turbie got Io Ro Uo, meaning he was born an IRU, but due to his environment has been under pressure to flip in all three dimensions, he feels the need to try and be more E and more A, but only managed to fully imitate the F type.
By the way
I = Internalizing
E = Externalizing
Basically Introversion vs extraversion
R = Regulated
F = Flexible
Comparable to Openess to experience or sensing vs intuition
A = Role adaptable
U = Role Uniform
Pretty much Normie vs robot
Honestly this system has some good meme potential, and there's a lot of additional layers you can add to it. Just needs to be translated into plain english.
What were your letters anyway?

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INPT master race checking in, make sure you boys play nice with each other!

where to take test

>so does this suit you?
pasf.org/b64types/bIcRcAc.htm

Partially... :3c

>Among those with high intelligence, this is the pattern of the true intellectual.
I'm not sure what this means... :O
>a cautious sensitive person
>He is particularly interested in the improvement of mankind, in general.
>The e*f*u*, obviously, is an idealist, but his effectiveness ranges all the way from total unrealism to highly complex theoretical productivity.
These do sound like me! ^_^;

>is very careful not to be inductive in his reasoning
In MBTI, Te is an inductiveish function, and the theory says it's the weakest (7th) function of my type! Hmmm... :3c

>threatened by his tendency to be tempted by empirical-naturalistic data and becomes negativistic to this sort of stimuli
Intuition vs. Sensing? OwO

>He tries to be an active, independent person who disciplines his body and his mind in order to be socially productive.
N-not sure if this is me... ideally, maybe~!

>Since, at best, he is an intense, dedicated person who feels the need for change or correction, it is not unusual for the e*f*u* to be forthright and even combative in expressing his feelings and attitudes.
I-I'm not combative... ^_^'

>Turbie got Io Ro Uo
Actually, I got Io Rc Uo! ^_^;;;

>be INFP
>perceive almost everyone else to be evil psychopaths

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I hate other infps because the girls get a free pass to jump on chad's dick and the boys are gay crybabies like me

Somewhat humble. Pic related is a good example of what an ISTP does.

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Well fuck you too Paul

pasf.org/pasq/pasq.htm
It's long as fuck and the questions are repetitive.
Here's part 2: pasf.org/pasq/pasqb.htm

have fun!

>Io Rc Uo
oopsie, that's what I meant anyway lol. The point is you feel the need to act as a caricature of the opposite type to the one you naturally were as a child. Also guess I sent you the wrong link lol, sorry. Is this closer? pasf.org/b64types/bIcRcUc.htm

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I know a few INFP Chads. They suffer in silence though.

that is just the Dunning-Kruger effect. typical dumb roastie

fuck i thought i was intj but i'm intp. tfw 130 iq intp who thought he was intj but is intp. it really doesn't get any worse than this

Tell me about myself, I don't really know what most of this actually means
Ne (extraverted intuition) 28
Ni (introverted intuition) 28.7
Se (extraverted sensing) 26
Si (introverted sensing) 27.1
Te (extraverted thinking) 32
Ti (introverted thinking) 30
Fe (extraverted feeling) 16
Fi (introverted feeling) 33

grant-brownsword function type INTJ
axis-based function type INFP
myers-briggs function type INTP
most likely myers-briggs type INTP

e n f p
29.8 75.3 17.3 59.7
72.8 33.1 92.3 53.8
i s t j
moderate I preference
moderate N preference
clear T preference
undifferentiated

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I'm not a girl. I just made a screenshot from a page after googling "istp humble".

Does anyone have a sister I can date? INTP here asking for a friend.

The greatest type makes the greatest men.

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Thanks, bud. I took the first part at least and it said I was IFU with relative strength for all of them.

To start with you took a bullshit function test, trying to test for functions in isolation is silly. As is inevitable, they are all over the place. Your results are all different ways of interpreting said mess.

Your Ne and NI functions added together = 56.7, your Se + Si = 53.1.
56.7 > 53.1 therefore N preference. So on and so on is how it came up with your most likely mbti type. INFPs have Fi as their dominant function, and you have Fi as your highest score so your axis type was INFP

he was clearly referring to the woman in the image

yes that seems to be the standard result here. Considering it means Introverted, sloppy and socially awkward it shouldn't be much of a suprise. from pasf.org/pasfj/bintro.pdf

>Internalized (I) qualities include insulation, self concern, intellectuality, and a preoccu-pation with a world of one's own creation. The internalized character is schizoid, and in the extreme it is autistic.
>Flexible (F) qualities include sensitivity, a tolerance for ambiguity, and a preference for learning by trial-and-error. In the extreme, the Flexible character is chaotic.
>Role Uniform (U) qualities include social aloofness, awkwardness or ineptness, which invites rejection by others and in-stills a lack of confidence in oneself. In the extreme, the Role Uniform character is so-cially immobilized and entirely dependent upon a single style or pattern of behavior.

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is it normal for ISTP's to have interests in weapons/weapon designs?
(istp here)

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Ni users won't find you weird. SJ NPCs on the other hand..

People don't like you guys, but I absolutely love INTJ. You guys actually are smarter than everyone and I love you,

yes, Jow Forumsommando

user, after too many years on this earth, i have realized that only dumb people think they're smart. and the smart people are never smart enough.

Has anyone ever had the idea that people can evolve in their MBTI scores. What I mean is that for example, INTP is arguably one of the worst scores, but if they experience life and stop being autistic, then they may become an INFP etc.

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This. Almost every single red board.

>It's hard to creep out an INFJ; we're usually the ones being overly intense.
Okay, thanks, that's all I wanted to hear.

Entp here, my gf is an INFP and feels the need to talk about every single interaction she has in great detail.
Sometimes she goes on for 30min+ at the time.
I have told her multiple times how boring it is to listen to her long and pointless rants.
She then apologizes and tells me she'll be more considerate. Then she goes back to doing her monologues a few days later.

I am really fucking tired of her shit. It's like she doesn't want to have a conversation. She just needs a fucktoy she can rant to all day.

>Is this closer? >pasf.org/b64types/bIcRcUc.htm

Hmmm... Let's see~! :3c

>The person who makes this adaptation is almost a "carbon copy" of the direction, training, and influence he received during his maturation period.
Y-yeah, I guess... I've been trying to live up to other people's expectations and by principles I learned in my childhood...

>Beginning as a passive, non-responsive child
Actually, I was highly reactive as a baby, but I did become passive and non-responsive in early childhood! :O

>The e*f*a* learns a fixed social role that conforms to his occupational and ethical framework as structured by his socio-cultural back ground.
This does sound like me! OwO;

>The more precise and structured the tasks, intellectually and socially, the more precise and exact is the performance of the e*f*a*.
Eh... to some extent, but if my job was only like this, I'd get bored after some time - I also need creative freedom! ^_^;

>He is loyal to those things to which he is trained to be loyal
This! ^w^'

>In general, the e*f*a* is a highly effective person in whatever he does, but he often seems reserved, non-involved, and indifferent.
And this! :O

>follow in his father's footsteps
I actually ended up in a job different from that of my parents...

>Middle and lower range normal levels may not have the skill or competence of those with high intellectual skill who actually come closer than most to living up to their maximum potential, but they have the imitativeness and dependence on external direction and training. The problem of the middle and lower range groups is that they may be unrealistically self-confident.
Hmm... that could explain why I'm more independent than what seems to be the typical IcRcUc! But also lack their self-confidence~! :3c '^_^

>The more innovation, adaptation, and cultural change he is forced to undergo, the more tense and inoperative he becomes.
I've never really liked change, so yeah! TwT

OwO I need another post!

UwU And here's the other post!
>what may be appropriate for one age level becomes inappropriate at another.
I know I've always been kind of immature... :3c

>In one sense, the e*f*a* keeps his youthfulness longer than any other group; it is the e*f*a* whose apparent age is almost always less than their chronological age
Yeah! I've always looked younger than I really am! \(^_^)/

Alright!
So the question was "Is this closer?"
And the answer is: This isn't 100% accurate either, but it *is* closer than the previous description, so ~yeah~! ^_^ :3

personalitygrowth.com/heres-how-each-personality-type-behaves-when-drunk/

>ISTPs often become much more playful when they are drinking, especially with their loved ones. They become affectionate and fun, and will enjoy being close to the people that they care for. ISTPs are naturally quiet and independent people, but become much more outgoing when they are drinking. They might feel more open making sarcastic jokes, and can be a bit goofy when they are feeling tipsy. ISTPs become more comfortable expressing their feelings and are not as reserved during this time.

This is pretty accurate.
The first and only time I was ever drunk was a couple years ago, where I chugged down a couple 8oz drinks, that had vodka mixed into them, within 15 minutes, and I soon felt a buzz coming in; I enjoyed this new, disorientated sensation. I was bowling with a couple of people from work, that night, and I made an attempt to bowl on my turn, but I couldn't throw the ball hard enough, I kind of just... moved my arm a little bit and let the ball go - it went right in the gutter - and ended up falling over, uncontrollably laughing. I managed to get myself back up and started stumbling over and slammed into the wall, whist continually laughing.

An hour had passed and my general manager told the three of us, who are still here, we should leave and grab something to eat. I climbed into my shift manager's car and my friend, who was also drunk, climbed into the GM's car and we started driving. We ended up pulling into a parking lot and the GM pulled to the right side of the car to ask which Waffle House we're going to (there are multiple restaurants within a mile of each other). I tried to roll down the window, but this car didn't have power windows like my car, and I couldn't find the lever, so the shift manager told me to open the door. I sort of... shoved the door open and the door hit my GM's car. The GM yelled at me and my friend was losing it.

Character limit.

Not much else to add; we stayed at the restaurant for an hour and then my shift manager dropped me off at the bowling alley and I managed to drive home without wrecking or getting pulled over.

The general manager's car had a small scratch from me hitting it with the door and he would remind me every week of what I did, until he got promoted and left a few months later.