autumn is only 77 days away edition
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please stop i wanted to enjoy summer just a little bit longer, remarks like that just make me a tad bit sad.
This countdown lands bang on my birthday
Looking for my scottish friend. have you seen?
how do you guys excercise your imaginations nowadays? probably too old for playing with figures but thats what i did for most of my childhoof, + video games although games are a lot less imaginative
*enters thread with a handsome Scottish man and proceeds to roger him senseless*
not everyone likes being hot and sweaty and catching skin cancer
That's a great physique mirin'.
>tfw you have no chest
Seen so many cute asian girls with average looking guys.
It's not fair lads.
it's better than winter, though spring is probably my favourite season
doing a quick survey
what proportion of britfeel are racist incels?
>tfw emotional mommy complex that can never be fulfilled
i want my mommy anons
*starts to raise arm, but looks around to see that nobody else is so puts it down again*
Probably best to do a poll lad. For me it's:
This. How the fuck do I get a cute asian gf?
Define racist. Define incel.
Have you tried hitting on them, tantan etc? Shouldn't complain about it not being fair when you've most likely made no effort
LOVE ME TRIPS GODDESS
i should have specified it's a question for the blokes really
been on holiday?
Who here went to specsavers?
Im not looking for sex so i wouldnt call myself an incel but at the sametime if i was im not really in the position to get it atm. I dont think Im racist. But I think racism is funny.
SP have some self respect lad.
Fucking hell it seems like they need to go to Specsavers with the state/placement of that tick
I'm going to introduce myself as a racist shagger from now on, thanks lad
It was the printer lad it's a bit shit, all the other fields were a line down - almost unreadable
>For me? It's Vision Express
t. fellow egg eye
Rundown on tantan?
it's not sp, its one of those discord radio mongs who hate trannies but is obsessed over them so much he orbits them on /lgbt?
Host and Zeus?
Last radio they did they were seething at trannies, but host wanks him s-self silly over them.
It is SP, I can spot the lad's posts a mile away and he confirmed here But yes, there are a lot of people who talk about how much they hate trannies and then orbit them
does seem hard to place you desu
you're like schrodingers incel
untill we get you out of the box it's hard to know
good to have a firm sense of self
So u only get matched with people halfway across the globe?
Redpill me on SP lad
I think its the Host, Zeus is too dumb to be such a forum jew and he did orbit Cola.
He has a hate boner for Shippy and Moni too whoever it is.
bennis is lusty
bennis is fusty
spic love trucnchoun
Hot cola doesn't even know who he is, poor lad.
He's the sad fucker that is wildly in love with you and is your number 1 fan and orbiter.
am buying a new phone tomorrow
/britfeel/ with sport minus trannies
Wait both Zeus and host orbit cola?
Someone post the c-chat logs
No you numpty, it's based on location. You get matched with asians around you. But sometimes you do get some random matches from girls in China
He's a good, lonely lad who will love you unconditionally. Also allegedly got a massive cock
FUCK OFF YOU ATTENTION WHORE YOU AREN'T BRITISH YOU'RE A WANNBE FAIR SPANISH LADY
Still haven't seen a pic of colas bf.
Despite all the LGBT lot hating him and a fair few here despising him.
I don't think he's ever posted in either
any idea what he sounds like?
had a strange character chat with me on discord i've always wondered about
It's easy to larp as sp and they have done that before also didnt they larp as that tranny a while back?
Has he been to a meet?
He has posted here before, he talked about going to HMS Belfast.
There was a selfie posted a while ago but I don't think that was him since it got no (you)s
ive been to tewkesbury few summers ago it was nice, white and families everywhere. pic related
I'm a 22 yo NEET
pls love me or I'll cry
also I havea heart as big as my willy
I made a vocaroo for user once and another for cola, idk if an user has them saved
I don't have discord. people are scari
your paranoia is kicking in again tv fren
"its like tinder"
"so it works totally different to tinder?"
get it together lad
everyone wud luv tee meet the bennis
I saved one of your vocaroos, your voice was pretty smexy ngl
Anyone else here use Interpals?
My plan is to get friendly with a Japanese girl so I can use her place for free accommodation when I travel there + to get laid.
i think i might know where he posts but i'm not saying
probably not you anyway
i suspect it might have been britfeel radio
the whole encounter felt a bit like one of the radio show prank calls
I know lad. How do they do it?Yeah I actually recently uninstalled tan tan. I only ever met 2 people from there anyway. Neither were really cute beautiful asians.
I WANT A PROPER QT
no but this is a very large brain plan, user
good luck, do give us updates too. I bet the kind of girl you would find on there would be wife material.
>tfw pie takes 40 minutes to cook
mum cooked me pie and chips and now I'm drunk. it's been a VERY good day
I've never knowingly talked to him.
I have discord but I'm not in any servers and I don't know how to join them.
whaaaheeyyy pie lads
>been a good day
>still lunch time
you must have a crazy life user
swear on me mum they did, remember laughing over how pathetic it was to larp then catfishing lonely sad lads online, cola was the one who spotted it iirc
love a bit of henti not gona lie lads
conversation with only friend has dried up, i dont even care and i doubt he does, we're not compatible we just liked eachother cause we're both losers, now weve found out we're losers in very differing ways
He's got bipolar so thats pretty much autism imo
through paranoid thought cycles
Gonna whip that fucking scea through the streets of Blackpool like the criminal he is. Judgement day is coming you fat shit.
Should i go to durham or warwick?
so drunk I'm about to nodded off so it's basically the end of the day for me
Favourite hitchcock film lads?
At work now, wearing my mom jeans, vans and Hearthstone cupcake t-shirt
Warwick, if you must.
>his le I'm a cute damaged neetfag shtick gets him the attention
I might try it
it's one of those fancy pies from aldi, i think it was 1.69
>Should i go to durham or warwick?
Genuinely not the case
You would get along well with Noddy or nodanon in the /drugfeel/ thread.
> mature students don't exist
SP, some women brushed up against me on the London underground and I felt a good bit of boob, reminded me of your adventures brushing up with women on public transport
going to have pie for dinner
i'll probably never find out who it was
they might have been legit and i just scared then off with my paranoia about it being a wind up
Easy: Vertigo. Then maybe north by northwest. Tbh i need to see more of his films. Two films I dont like that much/think have aged badly are the birbs and psycho.
Good afternoon geezas
just woken up feeling gutted that my ex who im doing a fwb is being a slag on her snapchat story at Bristol carnival :'(
Is it too early to end it all?
Pics if lenlad have been around for ages.
>tfw graduate with a minor in sweeping and mopping
sometimes when I sit on the buss an asian qt sits next to me. When the bus turns a sharp corner she is forced to lean into me, and the warmth of her body makes me want to die. Imagine being able to feel something like that every day. I want to be happy.
Hate when actors use vague abstract language. Makes what they sound pretentious and they arent really saying anything at all. Worse is that they could easily talk like a normal person and choose not to. When I get to hollywood I vow never to be like that.
I like summer because all the pretty girls wear show off their legs and feet
drugs simulate it for me, benzos are a warm hug around my soul
Out of all the anons the only I want to see is SP, cola bf and help helper.
i often imagine myself being some prodigy hollywood director, making amazing movies.
Would it be legal to name my son Nigger?
wud likee to meet the bennis
he'd probably be taken into care
yeah that would definitely be my drug of choice. I have too much of an addictive personality to ever try it though.
urgh this was meant for