>Move to america from eastern european shithole >Rent house >Nice job, short commute time >6 months later new neighbors move in next door >Own two huge dogs that bark all day like it's a fucking contest and have barking fits at night every couple of hours >Barking is extremely loud, can be heard from every room in my house >Can even hear them with earplugs >Finally confront them about it >"Yeah, dogs bark, they're just doing what dogs do" >"Dogs don't bark where you're from?" >Start calling the cops on them >The 4th time I talked with the cops they said that they don't issue fines or citations for barking dogs >Takes a combo of a white noise machine, earplugs and xanax to get a normal amount of sleep >2 weeks ago barking comes to a complete stop >Don't see the dogs outside anymore >4 days ago hear loud banging on my door at 8PM >Open the door >Police barge in, tell me they have a search warrent >Think i'm getting swatted or some shit >Bring me into the station >Tell me the neighbors dogs died from eating chocolate that someone threw it over the fence and asked if I knew anything about it >Police interrogate me for a fucking hour and a half, ask me the same questions over and over >"we found chocolate in your house, this doesn't look good for you" >"what were you doing with chocolate in your house?" >Finally let me go >Come home and see they took fucking everything >My computer, the fucking monitor, my laptop, a bunch of snacks I had, my phone >Call the police and ask when I get my stuff back >They said they can keep it for up to 3 months >Buy new laptop >Can't access half of my accounts because I can't do phone verification because the fuckers took my phone >I honestly did not kill the dogs
TL;DR: Move to america, neighbors have very loud annoying dogs that bark nonstop, dogs die, police raid my house, treat it like a fucking murder case.
>we found chocolate in your house, this doesn't look good for you Only in ameriga.
Jeremiah Nguyen
move from a commusnist shithole where you could literally juts walk over there and beat the dogs to a pulp with a stick without suffering any consequences because they are just animals to the land of freedome where you get interrogated and all your stuff confiscated for complaining about dogs barking.
Good job retard
Isaac Perry
Why did you kill them, shithead?
Josiah Ramirez
Sorry but in american we treat dogs better than humans and let them shit on the sidewalk and eat little kids faces off.
Cameron Myers
>moving to America when you already live in a better country
nice fiction faggot now how did you manage to get H1B?
Jayden Turner
That's not even an exaggeration. There were two dogs who went under a fence to attack a 4 year old in Ohio. They ripped off his arm and ate it. A petition to "save" the dogs was created and got over 250,000 signatures. The dogs were not put down and were just re-homed.
lmao they took your shit just because of some retarded dogs? you should have known it better and killed them without calling the cops. we always joke about how dogs are more important to white people than their children. it seems that at least they really are more important than the mental well being of a fucking human.
Nicholas Ramirez
Is there anything worse than a normalfag American?
Assuming this isn't a roleplay, welcome to Murica. Funnily enough, the cops in St. Louis swatted a woman's house for an unpaid gas bill (yes really, and yes you moved to a police state, congrats) and killed her dog in the process. She ended up getting hundreds of thousands as a settlement, paid for by the friendly taxpayer. Sorry you won't be getting any money. Should have had a pitbull for them to kill when they barged in.
Levi Reed
I saw a ton of articles before the 4th about how to "comfort" dogs when they get "anxious" over fireworks. Everyone has sympathy for muh doggos because they have to deal with a few hours of fireworks a year when many of us have to deal with dogs barking round the clock every single day and it's "suck it up, buttercup".
Jonathan Watson
Pay tons of shekels for a high priced lawyer to get you out of this mess. Then gtfo and move back to your Euro paradise. Burgerland is trash dude. Back in Germany there are laws against noise violations and nobody owns a dog unless you plan on actually taking care of it. While burgers spoil dogs, let them shit in the house and be undisciplined, and when the dogs lash out they wonder why. And the police, don't even get me started. In America they are criminals with badges
i was surprised when i realised that americans think the 4th of july is a typical thing to describe america. the rest of the world thinks about doritos and unnecessary wars, when they hear america.
Jace King
burgers wear shoes in their houses. of course the don't give a shit when a dog takes a crap in it.
Dominic Young
>burgers wear shoes in their houses. American here, and I do not nor does anyone else in my family and our house is immaculate, plus we have no pets at all. I know we are a rarity.
Daniel Wood
I do agree though that a ton of people here are worthless assholes when it comes to controlling their pets or being decent human beings in general. I don't know how other countries are (they are probably shit too to a point if I had to take a guess), because I have never been to them.
Jason Howard
Burger here. I wear shoes in the house and don't give a fuck.
Evan Lopez
why do you do this? it takes 2 seconds to remove your shoes.
James Cooper
I hate dogs so goddamn much. Annoying shit factories
Justin Diaz
He is retarded that is why.
Kevin Martin
you can use very high pitch recordings and play them over loud speakers when dogs bark to make them stop
John Lopez
My friend got in some ''trouble'' a few years ago, and too, the cops took his computers and sellphone and whatnot. They told him he'd get them back in a few months tops. It's been years. The cops won't ever officially state it, but he's not getting his shit back. We're 99% sure they sold it or something. But while on the subject, why would the cops steal your tech and food?? They're gonna keep your food for up to 3 months in their hot vault?? What do they expect to find on your computer? A detailed log on your dog-killing activities? You've been robbed by the law, man.
>no mention of the local noise bylaws for reasonable enjoyment or dealing with your landlord nice fake story retard
Henry Gonzalez
I hate those fucking people. Your dog is a God damn RETRIEVER. It is supposed to be trained to hunt but you're too fucking lazy to train your dog properly and want everyone else to suffer on the 4th with no fireworks.
Wyatt Gutierrez
>move to one shithole from another you got meme'd badly. and wh*tes literally fuck their dogs so your story is not too surprising.
Cameron Young
Noise ordinances are rarely enforced when it comes to dogs barking. Any other type of noise and cops will show up and hit you with a fine on the spot. Stereo too loud, playing the guitar out of your garage, ANYTHING else. But if DoggoMcfluffchonk barks at 2 in the morning, sorry pal, you're shit outta luck.
serves you right you eastern europoor faggot. Leave our country if you hate dogs so much.
Andrew Powell
well that's also why I'm mentioning bylaws and landlord stuff. we don't know what state he's from but if this happened in my region it would be cut and dry easy to escape your lease and move somewhere else. especially if the landlord was also renting to the neighbour
Christopher Miller
talk to a lawyer and sue the pigs
Brandon Williams
America looks like a fun place to live depending on the state. You guys have so much fucking land, it is unreal. Try living in the uk. It is boring as fuck
Gabriel Peterson
Check and see if whatever country you're from has an extradition treaty with the US and if it doesn't go back as soon as you possibly can. Law enforcement is building a case against you. They already have a "motive" and potential "evidence". If they find any posts complaining about the dogs or dogs in general then that too will be used as "evidence". Juries here are randomly selected and are likely to be swayed by emotion, unlike professional jurors who would be familiar with those tactics. 99 percent of americans look at dogs as some holy, sacred animal that deserves to be worshiped and given priority over humans. If they think you so much as dislike a single dog they'll find you guilty based on that alone. If the police really had a search warrant then OP would have no case to begin with.
Jackson Miller
call to prayer
Jason Martin
Not him, but I have flat feet. Walking around without shoes breaks down my feet, stretches my tendons and hurts my knees and hips.
Michael Baker
It's a literal police state.
Lincoln Evans
My mom has fights with her neighbors as well. Cops suck here, they never do anything to help.
Luis Johnson
Americans are stupid, and I kmow for a fact this is not an original comment
