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Political Compasses
Kayden Sanders
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Carson Ortiz
These types of threads are so pointless. Those tests are pointless.
If not apolitical you cannot be a true maverick.
Here's my bullshit score, it forces you to act like you're a king. Who cares? I cannot control anything.
>tfw similar to OP
Carson King
>Legalize weed
Jeremiah Rogers
>plz tell me what to do master
>I should not have control over what I buy and put into my body
>plz treat me like a four year old
>no cookies until you say so
>I am a good little doggie
>ARF
Bitch.
Josiah Smith
That's a duh position now. We've already moved onto psilocybn.
Also decriminalize all drugs.
Dylan Jackson
This test is better because it puts your views on cultural issues on a separate axis from how strong you think the state should be and whether or not you support free markets: lucasnorth.uk
Brandon Richardson
SPOTTED THE PEDOS
PEDO ALERT
Kayden Walker
This was my results
Liam Thomas
Not as far left as I'd of liked, but oh well
Bentley Cooper
Almost exactly the same as the last time i took it
Wyatt Cox
Good test originally
Carson Williams
Fuck off, we're full. Also transgenders should be shot on sight.
Zachary Miller
You're confusing us with right libertarians. Left libertarians conceive of liberty as freedom from domination and coercion, which pedophilia violates. Right libertarians say anything not involving physical inference goes.
Nicholas Ramirez
Fuck the government and fuck gays
Noah Collins
There's even a handy key which matches the ideology you most likely fall under with where you fall on the compass.
Jace Watson
Can I get an order of centrism with no shitskin immigrants please.
Noah King
Sorry, immigration is a key ingredient of the #12. Would you be interested in a #9 instead?
Oliver Reed
I tested about the same but the site is dogshit.
Look at this saved image. Such quality. Wow.
Brandon Ramirez
Maximum centrism lol
Camden Perry
>Social democracy and Stalinism being close together on the x-Axis
>Centrism as a distinct political ideology
>Nazism as a centrist ideology
turbo lol
Jaxon James
This test sucks. 8values is still the best and most accurate political test out there
8values.github.io
Chase Hall
Freedom, fuck yeah
Aiden Taylor
>down on the spectrum
>fuck gays
Nani the fuck my nigga
Hunter Martin
Peak mutualism
Luke Torres
This is what i got, although i dont even care about politics really.
I guess i just fall into the "smoke gay marijuana with my guns" crowd.
The only outspoken political beliefs i really have is FUCK commies and fascists both.
Jack Clark
Do you have any strong feelings on the wars we get into? If you do, you're inevitably going to be pulled either far-left or far-right at some point.
Jack Scott
You're no maverick. Just another stupid leftist.
Caleb Sanchez
You're not a centrist.
Zachary Bell
what the fuck happend to me?!
I WUZ 14/88 AND SHEEITT
I have grown soft
Bentley Watson
the more alt (left or right). the better. anything other than that is gay
Nathaniel Peterson
Seething extremist cuck
Not exactly. They're shitty sure, but resource wars have always existed in human history, its because we're humans, and humans are naturally greedy. No system be it governmental or economic will change this. So i guess i recognize that its a morally shit thing, but dont exactly care either, its just human nature, morals are fucked because they go against human nature.
Robert Hughes
Imagine being such a cuck you obey unnecessary authority.
Nathaniel Jenkins
R9k is radical left and pol is centrists larping as natsoc. Interesting how incels are really the real radicals.
Adam Rogers
As a king I would be, as it is I'd not vote and that's that.
Logan Campbell
>r9k is radical left
Dude there was a thread like 2 days ago and 90% of people were either moderate or completely didnt give a shit. Try again
Imagine being such a cuck that you're that far left
Horseshoe theory unironically lads
Ayden Sanders
Took this a while ago, and got some centrist libertarian fag placement. If I retook it I'd probably be much farther to the right.
Juan Wood
I think it accounts for both economic and social right or left leaning. Personally im a moderately economically right person, and moderately socially left, so it slaps me in the center, maybe you're that or the other way.
Brayden Sanchez
Gregor Strasser was right lol
Blake Sullivan
Used to be much further right, guess people really can change
Lucas Garcia
Basic income is a good idea
Evan Johnson
Why's so many 4chaners so leftwing???
Benjamin Collins
>morals are fucked because they go against human nature.
Hello Max Stirner.
Christopher Cooper
A normal child
>I want to paint my room green
>My mother wants to paint my room yellow
>My father wants to paint my room blue
>I can see my parents disagree on what colour to paint my room
An autistic child
>I want to paint my room green
>My mother wants to paint my room yellow
>I cannot empathize with this, all I can understand is that it's different to the colour I want
>My father wants to paint my room blue
>I cannot empathize with this, all I can understand is that it's different to the colour I want
>My parents both don't want to paint my room green
>Therefore are the same
Horseshoe theory is literal autism
Noah Anderson
>comparing the entirity of political theory to room painting
What a retard lmao
Horeshoe theory is correct, no amount of seething can change that
Lincoln Hernandez
Idk who max stirner is because idgaf about politics so im not sure wether to take that as an insult or a compliment.
I will take it as both
Fuck you
Thanks
Asher Harris
Except horseshoe theory doesnt say both sides are identical, just that both sides share traits at extremes.
In your scenario, both parents will still show up and paint the room in an undesirable colour, the colour may be different but the parents are still painting.
Julian Nguyen
>Can't understand an analogy
Please tell me where Sally would look for her marble
Jayden Green
So true and thats why we have God.
Jace Johnson
The box, you fucking retard. Lmao. Horseshoe theory is valid. You're no political philosopher
Lucas Morgan
Im not sure. Depends on the relationship between the children. Does anne regularly pull this prank? Then she'll look in the box. Does anne not? Then the basket. If this is a shitty analogy? Then it doesnt matter. Both are retarded because marbles belong in bags or jars not baskets or boxes. Everything has a correct place to go, like how the correct ideology is dead center.
Liam Barnes
Posting my politiscales instead
Christopher Martin
You're correct, pretty much any 2 extremists positions will be similar insofar as they want change
But a lot of people do use horseshoe theory to claim the left and right are exactly the same
The non autistic answer was the basket
Wyatt Stewart
Oh i dont believe in horeshoe theory in that sense.
I dont dislike moderates. I despise extremists.
I wont claim they're the same in intention, but the far left and right seem very similair
>want to kill some group of people, pinning all problems on them as a scapegoat and acting as if killing them will fix everything
>larp and worship a ww2 country
>deny the genocides of said country which was the progenitor of their ideology or admit to the genocide but claim it was because of america
>are buttfuck stupid
I see horeshoe theory as showing a slippery slope to radicalism. The further you go in either direction, the stronger the curve, the easier it is to become radicalized. If thise horeshoe was malleable, and enough people gathered on those radical ends, they're pulling and pushing to attempt to break the other would only break the horseshoe down the center, taking the moderate left and right which were close before, and seperating them entirely, tearing the country along with it in political war.
Radicalism wont fix anything, its people blaming every problem ever on one group and saying if we kill them it'll fix it all. Those barbarous attitudes will be the downfall of mankind.
I believe that moderates need to see the center as not a seperating line, but a joining line. The share of ideas in a calm collected manner only betters us, but when we see a simple line as an ultimatum, an absolute divide between man, we risk everything. Extremists capitalize on this thought, on the fear of those across the line, and since people dont want to be on that side of the line, they go further away from it. No matter what flavor of extremist, they will without fail always destroy a country if they take power. The radicalizing of moderates is what i hate. The line and those across it are not to be feared, its a connecting line, not a seperating one. Said line is the only thing that holds the 4 squares together.
That is what i believe.
Xavier Jones
What is that even suposse to mean? I doesn't make a difference why not let the kid has his green room wtf?
Juan Lewis
That's a great outlook
Assuming the current status-quo is fine
Which it isn't
Levi Turner
Posting politiscales instead
Nolan Powell
AM I the only one who finds hilarious how the website for political compasses has bulgarian but not russian as a language option?
Julian Campbell
So we do what extremists say?
Destroy heirarchy? Thats impossible as heirarchy has always existed. Even back in the hunter gathetet days there was always a leader. Society cant exist without a heirarchy.
A totalitarian state? Thats completely corruptable and will be corrupted
Genocide? I cant even see how this would fix anything.
Letting corporations run everything? Thats actually retarded on every level.
I never claimed the status quo was fine, but extremism will do nothing to fix it.
Joshua Powell
>A totalitarian state? Thats completely corruptable and will be corrupted
>Letting corporations run everything? Thats actually retarded on every level.
>Genocide? I cant even see how this would fix anything.
You most really hate the USA if you're actually against those things
Parker Davis
I'm usually somewhere between left and right. Lately I've been more right, though.
This. It's none of the government's business what I'm putting into my body, as long as I'm not impacting others negatively.
Luis Myers
See Radical left. If you weren't from Jow Forumsthedonald or Jow Forumsincel you'd know that the Jow Forums has always, when the chips are down, been left. We want neet bux. That takes left.
Luke Gomez
>try again
The OP just did faggot. This time actual robots chimed in.
Eli Mitchell
You turned it into a thing about the USA instead ot answering the question about how those would fix anything
Michael Thomas
No one wants to destroy hierarchy retard.
Nicholas Robinson
Anarchists? Isnt that the selling point of their movement? To destroy heirarchy and make everyone equal?
Anthony Harris
/lgbt/ is leaking and they know Jow Forums is the one part of Jow Forums desperate and pathetic enough to resort to fucking trannies.
Levi Ward
No, anarchism wants to destroy unnecessary hierarchies like a central goverment but leaving unavoidable ones like a teacher and his students.
Ayden Torres
only good post here oreganee
Jordan Perez
>unnecessary
Listen i sit pretty far down myself but a government is a necessary evil entirely.
Mob rule is a really shitty idea.
Thomas Anderson
No is not, I don't know what you mean by "mob rule" obiously it will be the people who control the country but that doesn't have to be a bad thing.
Eli Brown
Because centrists are usually "patriotic" (I can't believe it's not nationalism)
Yet the government they support does the exact things which make them denounce extremism
Brayden Foster
Anarcho nazbol gang
Landon Sullivan
Political compass is based but the test is retarted, please don't take
Evan Jones
The test is naturally predisposed to push you more towards the libertarian scale. I am definitely an authoritarian leftist but it puts me more towards libertarian left than it should.
Hunter Bennett
Too lazy to get a picture, but I'm right in the bottom right corner.
Carson Perry
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What you are is a faggot with no self awareness.
(You) revoked.
Jackson Wilson
Or it's just a shit test that seeks to avoid radicalizing people. Anarchism is a meme. I used to be one myself. Most ML's were anarchists at one point but naturally came to understand things about the way society works and read enough theory to realize why that shit is utopian nonsense.
Julian Cooper
How the fuck can someone belive in communism today
Isaac Sullivan
By doing research nigga. If you're in the west the propaganda you've been fed probably runs deep but it is possible to divorce yourself from it.
Parker Wood
You can't just dismiss historical records as propaganda to make yourself belive that communism works.
Jacob Morris
You can't just pretend that the only state to ever come close to bringing down the anglo behemoth was not a marxist state. If sino soviet-split had not happened, the whole world would be communist right now.
Jack Ramirez
How did ussr come close to bringing down the anglo behemoth (i assume america) and why why would it do that
Michael Clark
I can't respond right now because the Jow Forums thinks I can't solve captca for some odd but I think you just don't understand yourself.
Jason Myers
You just responded
Connor Rivera
Obviously i was talking to
Cameron Green
Well the point of the cold war was to prevent the USSR from establishing global hegemony like the USA had. And even then, despite all the people they killed, they still had to pry China away from them. You realize that the only reason communism "failed" was because America fought tooth and nail to make it so?
Hunter Stewart
What type of person does this make me?
Hunter Wood
No, communism failed by itself. The american support during ww2 mattered more than what happened later, you goalpost mover.
Ryder Kelly
How'd I do? Am I a winrar?
Dylan Smith
It surprised me.
Why I typo'd the captcha part wrong.
Twas a test.
>solve captcha
>green check mark
>try to post
>le did not solve right
>try again
>fail again
>wtf
>refresh
>try other threads
>still not working
>go to another board
>it works
>go back here
>not remember what was thinking
>try to post in desperation
>it worked
So.... yeah.... I forget.
>RIP legacy captcha
Chase Ward
Don't take this seriously
This test gives you questions like "do you want the state to kill puppies"
James Nelson
Communism most definitely did not fail by itself. America declared multiple wars in an attempt to keep it contained and genocided tons of populations to prevent them going communist and supporting the soviet union.
>The american support during ww2 mattered more than what happened later, you goalpost mover.
What are you talking about? The part where the russians killed 85% of nazis, more japs than the americans did? You realize the invasion of manchuria was the reason ww2 ended in the pacific? If the soviets did not decimate the japanese army, america would have had to fight on for years. Beyond the nuke memes.
Juan Gomez
It gave me shit too
Joshua Jenkins
Fuck politics.
oRiGiNaLlY
Samuel Parker
desu i'm very fond of the idea of monarchism
Jaxson Watson
Yeah I saw questions like that, never really thought of myself as an anarchist .
Logan Stewart
The only based people here, commies and libshits gtfo
Justin Ward
There is a lot of historical records that prove capitalism doesn't works but you are right, statist comunism doesn't work.
Benjamin Watson
Democratic socialists ftw!
Angel Evans
>america
>genocided any other communist country than Vietnam
> the invasion of manchuria was the reason ww2 ended in the pacific
More like because japan had literally nothing left except for japan and manchuria after years of fighting mostly americans and brits. For fucks sake, machuria wouldnt even be japanese at that time if the chicoms didn't exist and China could fight japan with all of it's power (most fighting was done by the nationalists despite the propaganda)