/britfeel/

It's not like you get to vet your housemates when you move into a houseshare. Didn't know it lived here. I will be moving on after my rent expires in a matter of weeks.

UUUGA BOOGA BUNGLE SQUATTING PAPI KISS ME TEEF RATCLAAT BUMBLESQUAT

Mixing skinhead punk and grime is the ultimate expression of working class opression so I enjoyed Slaves' cover of Skepta's Shutdown

you do NOT speak to my mummy like that
NO :(
she looks like her please stop :(
both would be a lot of effort but surely people are reasonable and can give introverts space. it has to be worth it.

I had a wank today and I still can't stop thinking about her. I think it's true unrequited love

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what who was being mean to mummy?

>tfw incompetent replier

fuck I just messed up two times in a row I want to die

Feel good but also post fap guilt, still would feel the same I bet

Ah for fuck sake lads, still got this cold and now a proper banger of a headache is coming on.

Just had a cry to my mum on the phone lads aha

I'm shopping for a house now. Playing with 350k cash.

>still 2 hours and 30 minutes before I can go home

*gives you a big hug*
why lad?

Who does she look like? and I hope so going to a "local" tabletop meet tomorrow, 3 girls two campy gay looking lads

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In all honesty, Ive never slapped a black girl before.

your gimmick is a bit one-note

n-nobody
what kind of tabletop stuff do they play? 3 grills is quite the catch, are any of them qts?

I'm desperately poor and can't find any work and I'm thinking of offing myself everyday now

>Who does she look like?

looks like niggerish of niggerton, nigger lane, nigger land

nigger nigger nigger nigger

vile craps. turds.

would going to spend some time at home be a good idea? (assuming that you don't work)
I'm sorry lad

I for one am happy to orbit this new girl.

It would be but I've put myself in the trap of applying for so fucking many jobs that it's possible I could get an opportunity only to say "fuck I'm not in the city"

mighty lusty!
tldr;
ye got a 20 inch cack in yer anus

What new girl, neska? She has a bf yet comes here for more attention/orbiters, it's embarrassing

Not sure how to arrange my sleeping/drinking scedule around the football lads

Nerdy but fuckable, ones a whale though and cyberpunk 2020

But the footballs finished boyo.

Vampire The Masquerade and D and D

I love solitude, although I would like a gf

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>AFCON
>Copa America final
>Gold Cup final

sleep when it's on, drink when it's not on.
simple as

Bit worried my face is falling off lads. Bit of a pisser too, i have quite a good face

Wth is the Gold Cup? The best game on today was unironically the womans one.

No woman would ever date you shippy

It's the remix to ignition
Indomitable vegan edition
I'm the king of britfeel
Shagging is my mission

>Wth is the Gold Cup?
North/middle Americas. Final is USA v Mexico

Sniffing coke drinking rum
I cum and then run
It's the motherfucking weekend
Bitches give up the pum pum

There are billions of women out there, 1 would

She WAS right here but you burned that bridge

Anyone ever notice that thr backing vocals on the chorus follow the exact same melody as the lead guitar on Springsteen's Born to Run? Coincidence? I very much doubt it.

multiple women have before, and he's now a home owner with a decent job so there's no reason why he can't get another one

I believe in you mate

Screen door slams, Mary's dress waves
Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays

Roy Orbison's singing for the lonely
Hey that's me and I want you only
Don't turn me home again I just can't face myself alone again

21000 per year

>decent job

I wonder if being caught with a Poke Ball is a common masturbatory fantasy amongst Pokemon fans
Bet it bloody is the grubby little perverts

Wrong song, right album.

> he only makes 21k a year
Pleb

It's more than you, pasty white dole scrounging monkey

we should have another britfeel meetup soon

Better song fella

Hear DM is thinking of arranging another BBQ

>tfw your town is on the front page of plebbit
Freaked me out a bit tbqh

Hahahahahaha legend fella

There is... a house... in New Orleans... they call dee ole risin sun... and its been da ruin o' many a poor boy... and oh God I know im dun...

Fancy saying that to my face?

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that's a lot more than you earn SCEA you fat cunt. is daddy gonna bail you out again?

>the hand which humbled SCEA

I know not all of you can watch Book of Mormon LIVE like me, so you'll just have to do with this

youtube.com/watch?v=eUMucTCpjJw

Completely accidently missed out the fact I was supposed to be comparing Born to Run to Ed Sheerans' Castle on the Hill. Woops my mistake.

>daddy gonna bail you out again?

He's buying me a house.

I know he is you pathetic waste of space. 35 years old, no gf, no friends, no job and having daddy buy you a house.

Are you stoned fella.
I don't listen to Ed faggot Sheeran. I like my music like I like my women. Nostalgic, passionate and old.
My favourite songs are MILFs

tell me, why does he wear the bandana? which gang is he banging for?

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>it's a POLEY BTFOs SCEA episode

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Ah bugger, i hadn't watched that yet

he's a big kong

Just because you don't come from a wealthy family. I do and I'm going to enjoy the finer things in life now.

Yes I will enjoy my 7+ figure inheritance.
Yes I'm going to buy a race car.
YES I'm going to retire in the next ten years.

Suck big fat baby dick

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Fucking embarrassment. Fastest KO in UFC history.

Post more of our new trans friend she a cute

Remember when SCEA lied about owning a jag?

>I'm going to enjoy the finer things in life now.
>smokes weed in shitty hostels he shares with loud negroes

what a dumb cunt, guy was knocked out cold and he goes and taunts him

Neska? Has a bf dont get too attached

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Bi Hourly reminder

Shippy is a repulsive slime of a nonce.

a big kong for you maybe

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A transgirl, from Jow Forums.
Her bf is long distance and they've never met.

which country does she live?

I found it interesting that Ed Sheeran clearly appropriated or was influenced by Springsteen on this particular song. The song in question does have a nostalgic feel you might associate with Spribgsteen's first three albums.

Results are in and not surprising. What a repugnant brown shit skin.

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Not everyone is poor here

Been away from Jow Forums for a couple week because I got banned, did I miss anything big here?
Also i'm sure my ban was longer but I checked on a whim and it was gone

There's a big difference between being poor and having daddy buy you a house in cash

>did I miss anything big here?
not really. Shippy forcing a new meme, usually shitty arguing

We're meeting soon. I love him
Spain

Ah yes, all of the youthful, nostalgic, don't give a Fuck attitude. What does wind me up though, is when he says he was doing 70 on country lanes. Obviously bullshit

tonights runt slop

fish chargrill with rice and veg

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Wonderful, Askaren was the most hated guy in the sport for years

Just goes to show what happens to wrestlers on their feet

nah, people whining and baiting each other

I see SCEA is posting, I think that is new
You still a bit of a shithouse SCEA?

>We're meeting soon
where does he live?

Need a good film to watch tonight lads, what's good and old enough to safely pirate?