My previous thread >>53252820

my previous thread hey anons! i really liked talking to you all before so im back! im a fembot here to answer your questions and just chat, whats on your mind user?

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so sad. pls no one reply sagerino

>actually saying you're a fembot instead of making a name for yourself through obnoxious spamming
Yikes.

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don't respond to this retarded larper. sageroni

>im a fembot
Doubt.
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well uh here ya go, sorry if i sound awkward
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I want tits. that's the rule of law around here

I'll go to a school where I'll be the only guy in 1 month. I'm fairly normal looking and pretty shy. I get along with everyone, but making friends is pretty difficult due my introvert personality. Can you use your girl knowledge to predict my future or give some advice?

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I'm not a girl but I predict they'll either think you are "mysterious" and will be dripping all over you or they will just think you are an enormous creep. Depending entirely on how you look

id say since you'd be the only guy people will naturally want to talk to you, but if you wanted to start a conversation with someone id try to start it with something that you both have in common or about something currently going on, good luck user :)

How bored can you be to spend time doing this?

Oh I look pretty normal, as I said. The first impression people usually have on me is that I'm a pretty shy and innocent guy. When I told a coworker that I like going to parties, she was surprised because I don't look like someone who goes to parties at all.
Thanks. Shouldn't you use a tripcode btw? Pretty easy to impersonate you.

im not bored really, im just interested in what anons have to say!

How bored are you to make a post on Jow Forums, user?
All you really have to do is occasionally look for the reply notification on the browser tab. I regularly post here while working on shit, especially if I'm using my pomodoro timer.

YOU KNOW THE RULES TOASTIE ROASTIRE WHORE
TITS OR GTFO
ITS BEEN THIS WAY SINCE 2006.
TITS OR GTFO ROASTIE TOASTIE
STOP USING ROBOTS AS YOUR EMOTIONAL TAMPONS AND PLAYTHINGS BECAUSE YOU NEED ORBITERS BECAUSE "BOO HOO CHAD WONT FUCK ME BECAUSE I HAVE GENITAL WARTS" NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
TITS OR GTFO

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ah yeah, i think i did it right?

oh heres a nice pair of tits user

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Tits check out, continue as you were. Lovely photography skills, by the way.

lmao thank you user

Do women like to be protected and treated like a princess? I don't know why, but I kind of naturally end up taking a knightly role around women. I do dial it back in public, though, seeing as it'd probably be embarrassing for them. Despite how much I may want to pick her up and carry her around, among other things.
Unfortunately, I've also picked up the habit of constantly surveilling rooms for threats, which I imagine makes me come off as cold sometimes, but I do open up a lot when I'm comfortable. My dad does this, too, but unlike me, not only can he move past that stage after a couple minutes, but during that time he's also picking out who he's going to approach in the room and in the exact order, which works to a surprising extent.
For what it's worth, I've had a relationship like this before, but we were both teenagers at the time, so maybe that's just something people are supposed to grow out of. Or, is that the point where she potentially goes on to become a queen, and me her king?

personally, i think many may think its endearing and a caring thought process, many girls would like being someone's princess (as would i) but the only thing i would be careful of is being too cold in a situation where someone is trying to connect to you :)

Wanna be my e-gf? I can be your e-bf.

>Another "fembot" thread about to get hundreds of replies
Fuck off

Thanks, user. I'm kind of an awkward stone wall at first, but then I just kind of "blossom", I guess, once I feel comfortable around people. It really is night and day. Like, literally one-word responses to full on conversations, cracking jokes and shit. And a lot of regular shows of affection, too.
I guess cold might be the wrong word? Like, I look that way, mainly because I'm actively looking around to ensure my own or someone else's safety if I'm not just thinking about something, but I'm not brushing people off or trying to get away. If anything, I guess I'm just shy, initially.

we can be friends first, user!

don't worry though, user! it sounds like you mostly just want to ensure that those around you are alright to open up to, many people i know are like this and they are definitely loyal and great people to their core :)!

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Why don't you just pretend to be a female if you're jealous of cheap attention?

>Camwhores off my board
>Tits or GTFO
Can't have both, frogposter. You ruined the only good thing about Jow Forums.

Would you date a dude who was a virgin? Is it a turn off?

Yeah, I guess that's it, though it doesn't really help that my main hobbies are mostly solitary as well (writing and drawing), either. Thank you again for the kind words.
Sorry for being rude, though, was there something you wanted to talk about, too?

i would and i can't seem to think of why it'd be a turn off, in fact, inexperience can be cute

of course user! you're not be rude at all and there wasn't anything in particular that i had hoped to talk about, so what genre is your favorite when writing? i really like fantasy myself!

I don't mean to be an ass, but why do you use anime girls as your ""avatar""? Seems kind of just like baiting attention from the anons on here.

Fantasy is pretty fun, but I write military science fiction, myself. Or, at least that's the closest thing that matches?
It's an earth-like planet colonized in the future, but as a sort of experiment to see whether mankind would have developed the same way or even destroyed itself were they to discover certain technologies too fast (such as nuclear weaponry), so they basically had the colonists' minds wiped (save for two people who helped set up the first civilization, who are now dead) while basically being fast-tracked through the human tech tree, bit by bit.
I'm also working on a crime novel in the same world which takes place in one of the nations, which hoards most of the modern technology for itself while basically being one central (yet mainly hands-off) government away from an ancap paradise.
Which fantasy books do you like? I still haven't gotten around to reading the greats, unfortunately.

haha i just really like anime to be completely honest, im not doing it for attention though it may seem like it ;;

Why not, some chick advice on this could be useful:
So there's this girl I've been talking to since like December, we've only ever linked up a couple times but the second time we met she ended up kissing me as I was leaving which I thought was weird because we weren't dating.
After that night we didn't talk for like 5 months then out of nowhere she texts me drunk telling me that she's in love with me and wants to link up again, so we do and really hit it off again. Thing is; I'm always really insecure around her because she's really out of my league looks wise, and also she'll be moving to California pretty much forever August of next year so I'll probably never really see her again, so I'm also afraid of getting emotionally invested.

What do you think I should do here? She wanted to hangout again today but the weight of all of this has been pressing down on me so hard that I had to make up a lame excuse to cancel and just wallow in my self-pity.

Wondering, how should I approach a girl, user?

i would maybe tell her how you feel and that it scares you that she's leaving, but honestly that is a bit of ways away so i would try to remain close with her; just try to be yourself around her and be honest, good luck user! i think things will work out :)

try to start off with a joke or about something happening around you, then try to figure out what you have in common and continue talking about that. i think everyone enjoys a conversation a lot more if it's about something they like!

How old are you femanon and are you a virgin and where you live? Just for scientifc reaearch of course.

how often do you masturbate and what do you think about when you do so?

What's your weight? Be honest please :(

I mean, after I get to know them, how do I ask for a date and so on? I pretty much tend to ruin things since I get rejected, but I'm not sure how.

ill answer what i can hah, im 18, no, and im from the eastern (us) timezone

every once in a while, but i read a Ton of doujinshi lmao

between 125-130 pounds, user

Do I get free nudes while being friends?

could you please squish my head between your thighs?

I'm moving to the UK for studies soon and I'm pretty anxious about it since I've never been abroad

Could you be my gf pls

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maybe i will, if you ask nicely user!

Where you at? I assume from the accent ur a fellow burger. Wanna go for noodles and see an old movie in 70mm?

i wish you luck with your studies first off! i would just try to talk to a few people in your classes and maybe make a small friend group if you can, i believe in you user

What do you want to talk about? I see no reason to make another thread desu, making one ama exactly after the first one ended doesn't make any sense

Yeah, I thought about starting with establishing a network of people that I could exploit first

yeah am hah, sure what movie? i recommend some of the old crappy horror movies

i mostly made this thread so that anyone could just chat since i felt like i ended the other one pretty quickly, but we could always have a specific topic to which im open to suggestions about :)

Ye that'd be cool. Are you west or east coast? Also how do i find a rosey cheeked qt to go skiing with me

What is your favorite movie, femanon?

You sound midwestern, any chance youre in a coal state?

im eastern but i would say to try to befriend her and just ask! :)

i dont really have one favorite movie but some of my favorites are: Monty Python, Beetlejuice, Scott Pilgrim, and Zombieland!