lets play a game of incel bingo
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lets play a game of incel bingo
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I never actually played Bingo in my life. It's not a bingo if it's not a complete line across 5 fields, right?
Who the fuck watches tv anymore?
Get outta here boomer.
>tfw literally got all of them except for kissless virgin, facebook friends, tv, and overweight
jesus christ i guess things really are that bad for me
OP here, this is mine
pink is only partially true
Yikes. This is real bad lads...
Like i said on medication that makes me not mastrubate or play much video games
also the part about talking to hot woman no longer bothers me
Guess I'm screwed if my skin ever goes bad
I feel unworthy
>except for kissless virgin
>i guess things really are that bad for me
get out u cringe normie
>facebook
please, go back to fac*b*ok
Counted TV as any recreational screen time. I got a bingo which isn't great but I can't say I'm doing terrible.
I think my problem is I'm fat and eat too much. I'm actually pretty social though.
>kiss one girl once 4 years ago
>get called a normie
nice
i have failed everything ive set out to do in my life, including being a normie
well at least one row
exactly that's what u are
related survey form.
at least im a chad to someone I guess. thought i was bottom of the barrel but i guess not. at least im not the very bottom i guess?
Almost got a row and column, though I wouldn't call myself an incel because I'm asexual.
Close, but no cigaro
Alright, alright, alright, what do I win?
unlucky really
It isn't really a debate of your orientation, if you had sex you don't click the box. You have not had sex making you a virgin so the box applies to you. What is so hard to understand?
I've had sex multiple times, so I'd be surprised if I got a bingo desu
Not too shabby. Guess I'm a cyborg maybe?
Could be worse i guess
thank god i had a girlfriend for 12 hours in hs
I guess I don't win anything.
Should have called it permavirgin bingo; incel is a contrived head-up-your-own-ass reddit word and you should feel ashamed to call yourself one.
Bingo!!!!!!!!111111
>are you a redditor bingo
Hidden.
Fucking faggot OP had a different word on this bingo and replaced it with incel.
What do I get for this?
Well fuck this shit whatever
guess I'm a norme huh?
I don't have Facebook by the way
Big oof lads
At least I belong somewhere unoriginally
Wew your bingo is shit-o.
Poor thought "wizard" checkboxes
I did it, I managed not to trigger the bingo. That means I'm a Chad now, right?
See you later, nerds.
Close enough, better luck next time.
do I pass? am I an incel?
Damn that's a double bingo
To clarify:
>Not daily, but almost
>Not TV, but youtube
No but you might be underage
Came so close but no bingo thankfully
Technically I got my dick sucked by a prostitute but I don't count that as losing my virginity
No Bingo? Surprising
Bingo!! what did I won?
>penis under 6
I don't have a penis
Do i win anything for this? Also i didn't cross the dick length one but its because ive never measured.
The facebook entry should be replaced with a different outrage.
>Also i didn't cross the dick length one but its because ive never measured.
You should measure. I thought that I had a six inch erection my entire life. It looks proportioned to my body. I finally measured it one day and I was shocked, SHOCKED, to find that it was five inches exactly. I don't push in the "pubic pouch" when I measure and neither should you.
This is why you inkwell, sweaty.
>not wanting to poison your body with alcohol makes you an incel
>things are shit for me i geuss
Bingo, so what do I win? It's nothing good is it?
this is mine. idk don't use facebook.
happy pills do nothing and can't motivate myself to do anything. i hate living
Life is suffering but i got no bingo.
/FRkytW
Im kinda like a Virgin Chad.
end it
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Expected worse. Am I a normie?
if you can't win incel bingo do you really belong here?
2 bingo is good right?
Strangely, very few incels have a penis under 6 inches.
Hmmmm...
A girl made this post. My girl.
heeeeey i feel like information that has nothing to do with incel bingo
Literally all of them except "lower income than your friends" and "got friendzoned" and that's only because I have no friends.
Here you OP, 100% honest.
I've been in a relationship with a 10/10 a very long time and according to your shitty bingo, I'm an incel. I just hate degenerates/attention whores.
I wish I had the willpower to better myself but a degenerate I shall always remain
At least you tried, unlike some.
Hazzah!
You is a winner.
fuck my life
congragulations! you win a life alone! come to the front desk to claim your prize.
Cgggefhugtg
Not surprising. Not sure if it counts if I've never tried for a relationship and have hoped I might meet someone. One could say the lack of individual effort makes it voluntary.
To clarify
>facebook
got rid of that shit many years ago
>lower income than your friends
i suppose, but it depends who I compare to
>tv
unless internet counts, i've not had a streaming service or cable for a long time
Just a run of the mill loser
Failed beta normie
>5'4
>afraid to talk to anyone
>90lbs
>don't care about relationships
>straight edge i guess but would be willing to do weed with friends
>dancing is dumb and looks awkward
>haven't had hair cut since october 2018 or something
>a girl hugged me once
>i say rofl sometimes
>i vomited in english class once
t. not an incel just socially inept short boy
I've never considered myself as an incel
Big dick khv coming through
Everything except penis under six inches, doesnt shower daily, plays video games, and over weight. Bingo motherfucker
Guess i won
>lets play a game of incel bingo
ok
At least you don't have acne
How'd I do dad? 21 btw
Christ I forgot pic I have autism
Wait didn't notice the drinking thing, yeah I don't but thats because my family has a storied history of alcoholism.
BINGO MOTHERFUCKERS
BEATING YOU NIGGERS MADE MY DAY
Ya almost got me.. almost
Here mine I've been in the same relationship for close to 7 years tho
The whole 3rd row is a bingo for me.
Bingoooo i won
Why in the world would you need or want > 300 Facebook friends? Do real people actually do this?
we tried so hard, and got so far
but in the end
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
How do you manage to have had a girlfriend, and remain a kissless virgin? E gfs don't count zoomer.
>acne
>don't drink alcohol
>virgin but not kissless
>have been friendzoned
Not really a robot, just have EXTREMELY poor luck with women
Get out
>Not really a robot
reddit.com
was this chart made by the fbi who the fuck watches tv
Bow down to me fellow incels for I am your god