Lets play a game of incel bingo

lets play a game of incel bingo

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I never actually played Bingo in my life. It's not a bingo if it's not a complete line across 5 fields, right?

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Who the fuck watches tv anymore?
Get outta here boomer.

>tfw literally got all of them except for kissless virgin, facebook friends, tv, and overweight

jesus christ i guess things really are that bad for me

OP here, this is mine

pink is only partially true

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Yikes. This is real bad lads...

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Like i said on medication that makes me not mastrubate or play much video games
also the part about talking to hot woman no longer bothers me

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Guess I'm screwed if my skin ever goes bad

I feel unworthy

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>except for kissless virgin
>i guess things really are that bad for me
get out u cringe normie

>facebook
please, go back to fac*b*ok

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Counted TV as any recreational screen time. I got a bingo which isn't great but I can't say I'm doing terrible.

I think my problem is I'm fat and eat too much. I'm actually pretty social though.

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>kiss one girl once 4 years ago
>get called a normie

nice

i have failed everything ive set out to do in my life, including being a normie

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well at least one row

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exactly that's what u are

related survey form.

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at least im a chad to someone I guess. thought i was bottom of the barrel but i guess not. at least im not the very bottom i guess?

Almost got a row and column, though I wouldn't call myself an incel because I'm asexual.

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Close, but no cigaro

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Alright, alright, alright, what do I win?

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unlucky really

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It isn't really a debate of your orientation, if you had sex you don't click the box. You have not had sex making you a virgin so the box applies to you. What is so hard to understand?

I've had sex multiple times, so I'd be surprised if I got a bingo desu

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Not too shabby. Guess I'm a cyborg maybe?

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Could be worse i guess
thank god i had a girlfriend for 12 hours in hs

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I guess I don't win anything.

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Should have called it permavirgin bingo; incel is a contrived head-up-your-own-ass reddit word and you should feel ashamed to call yourself one.

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Bingo!!!!!!!!111111

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>are you a redditor bingo

Hidden.

Fucking faggot OP had a different word on this bingo and replaced it with incel.

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What do I get for this?

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Well fuck this shit whatever

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guess I'm a norme huh?
I don't have Facebook by the way

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Big oof lads

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At least I belong somewhere unoriginally

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Wew your bingo is shit-o.

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Poor thought "wizard" checkboxes

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I did it, I managed not to trigger the bingo. That means I'm a Chad now, right?

See you later, nerds.

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Close enough, better luck next time.

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do I pass? am I an incel?

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Damn that's a double bingo
To clarify:
>Not daily, but almost
>Not TV, but youtube

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No but you might be underage

Came so close but no bingo thankfully

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Technically I got my dick sucked by a prostitute but I don't count that as losing my virginity

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No Bingo? Surprising

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Bingo!! what did I won?

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>penis under 6
I don't have a penis

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Do i win anything for this? Also i didn't cross the dick length one but its because ive never measured.

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The facebook entry should be replaced with a different outrage.

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>Also i didn't cross the dick length one but its because ive never measured.

You should measure. I thought that I had a six inch erection my entire life. It looks proportioned to my body. I finally measured it one day and I was shocked, SHOCKED, to find that it was five inches exactly. I don't push in the "pubic pouch" when I measure and neither should you.

This is why you inkwell, sweaty.

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>not wanting to poison your body with alcohol makes you an incel

>things are shit for me i geuss

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Bingo, so what do I win? It's nothing good is it?

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this is mine. idk don't use facebook.

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happy pills do nothing and can't motivate myself to do anything. i hate living

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Life is suffering but i got no bingo.

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/FRkytW

Im kinda like a Virgin Chad.

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end it
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Expected worse. Am I a normie?

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if you can't win incel bingo do you really belong here?

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2 bingo is good right?

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Strangely, very few incels have a penis under 6 inches.
Hmmmm...

A girl made this post. My girl.

heeeeey i feel like information that has nothing to do with incel bingo

Literally all of them except "lower income than your friends" and "got friendzoned" and that's only because I have no friends.

Here you OP, 100% honest.

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I've been in a relationship with a 10/10 a very long time and according to your shitty bingo, I'm an incel. I just hate degenerates/attention whores.

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I wish I had the willpower to better myself but a degenerate I shall always remain

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At least you tried, unlike some.

Hazzah!
You is a winner.

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fuck my life
congragulations! you win a life alone! come to the front desk to claim your prize.

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Cgggefhugtg

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Not surprising. Not sure if it counts if I've never tried for a relationship and have hoped I might meet someone. One could say the lack of individual effort makes it voluntary.

To clarify
>facebook
got rid of that shit many years ago
>lower income than your friends
i suppose, but it depends who I compare to
>tv
unless internet counts, i've not had a streaming service or cable for a long time

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Just a run of the mill loser

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Failed beta normie

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>5'4
>afraid to talk to anyone
>90lbs
>don't care about relationships
>straight edge i guess but would be willing to do weed with friends
>dancing is dumb and looks awkward
>haven't had hair cut since october 2018 or something
>a girl hugged me once
>i say rofl sometimes
>i vomited in english class once
t. not an incel just socially inept short boy

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I've never considered myself as an incel

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Big dick khv coming through

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Everything except penis under six inches, doesnt shower daily, plays video games, and over weight. Bingo motherfucker

Guess i won

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>lets play a game of incel bingo
ok

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At least you don't have acne

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How'd I do dad? 21 btw

Christ I forgot pic I have autism

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Wait didn't notice the drinking thing, yeah I don't but thats because my family has a storied history of alcoholism.

BINGO MOTHERFUCKERS

BEATING YOU NIGGERS MADE MY DAY

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Ya almost got me.. almost

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Here mine I've been in the same relationship for close to 7 years tho

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The whole 3rd row is a bingo for me.

Bingoooo i won

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Why in the world would you need or want > 300 Facebook friends? Do real people actually do this?

we tried so hard, and got so far
but in the end
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

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How do you manage to have had a girlfriend, and remain a kissless virgin? E gfs don't count zoomer.

>acne
>don't drink alcohol
>virgin but not kissless
>have been friendzoned

Not really a robot, just have EXTREMELY poor luck with women

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Get out
>Not really a robot
reddit.com

was this chart made by the fbi who the fuck watches tv

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Bow down to me fellow incels for I am your god

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