/britfeel/

Go slather yourself in talc mate, you'll appreciate it

Have you reconsidered getting a moni gf?

>so now you've gone fucking bent as well, IT guy has made you reach a point of homosexuality, once you consider crona a lass it means you literally consider people with penises to be female IT guy made you homeless, got you fired, embarrassed you in front of co workers and now you're pretty much a fucking queer

Crona and I are friends mate. If she wants to be a girl that's fine. I'm obviously not gay myself.

what about bio oil?

blessink gayuri with the big luck for when he asks out office qt tomorrow
I can't wait for my harem of qts when the dictatorshippy starts

>I'm obviously not gay myself.
but if you can consider someone with a penis a man then in your mind shagging crona would be the same as shagging a girl

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Well his best friend was the Dean of Law at a top 20 uni and former barrister, so he was quite legally competent, he even taught me lots of legal tidbits.

Suffice it to say those in noncehunter vids could learn s thing or two off him. I'm not actually sure if the parents knew in the early days but they did eventually

Old time road by that black guy and that cunt billy rae cyrus might be a new favourite of mine.

>blessink gayuri with the big luck for when he asks out office qt tomorrow
h-haha forgot about that, thanks pal
>tfw no 24 year old gf who looks 16

kekking at poley on the advert for a muslim dating site

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Couldn't imagine something I'd less want to be slathered in at this time (well, barring lava or something like that), christ knows how Tim does it.

>I'm obviously not gay myself.
>watches my little pony
>never been in a fight
>friends with trannies
>doesn't lift weights
>doesn't think having a penis makes you a man
are you sure lad?

Anatomically speaking your correct. She's not a real girl but a good friend would never acknowledge that.

>but a good friend would never acknowledge that.
you literally just acknowledged it you stupid prick

>Impregnate teens

I tell you one thing, the 'teen pregnancy' rate includes those all the way up to 19 years and 364 days old. And within the 'teen pregnancy' rate most pregnancies are 18/19

Thus, news headlines of a 'falling teen pregnancy rate' isn't always a good thing, because the 13-15 rate could be rising whilst the 18-19 rate is falling

>you literally just acknowledged it you stupid prick

It was acknowledged for the sake of debate you insisted on.

so you also acknowledge that you did the very thing you said good friends wouldn't do

Watching the Sopranos lads
Gabagool etc

I can't be bothered to look up whether this is really true or not, but I've noticed over the years that most kids with congenital disabilities like Downs have old parents. I don't think parents are supposed to be too old.

>Mayuri Shippy and SCEA all defending noncing
This is genuinely fucked up.

About to watch 'mother!'
Thoughts?

Bi Hourly reminder

Shippy. You're a nonce.
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer.

>Mayuri
what?

I haven't felt content in forever.

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My date with Poley went really well today, Was very glad I took the plunge and went to meet him, he cantered straight up to me and let be stroke his chin. We shared a pack of polos and a bag of apples then he walked me to the turnstile and we said our goodbyes.
Will be seeing him again.

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>Read about some pure cute lassy crying about her favourite band at glastonbury
>From Hampstead
Typical middleclass cunt.

You are a Salaryman.

That means you work unpaid overtime.

mother uwuuuuu i didn't meen to make yer criiiii if am not back tumorra carrrryyy ooooonnnn caaaarrryyyy ooonnnn caaaarrrryyy onnnnn it dun't even matttttterrrrr

Time to roll the evening fatty lads. Need to make these joints less 'hot' because this product is mental.

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>tfw you want to go to bed but the stupid cat isn't back in yet

>SCEA was so scared of night walk user that he moved towns.

>woke up and hallucinated all through work again
what the fuck is happening to me

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What did she mean by this laddos?

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Yeah you just want attention, you dont want my heart, baby you just hate the thought of me with someone new.

NEET here. Gotta refill my meds tomorrow from the pharmacy. But I hate going outside into the big /uncomfy/ world. Pray for me lads.

>SCEA was so scared of night walk user that he moved towns.

Aha. Funny lad.

it's fake
metro.co.uk/2018/07/16/photographer-reveals-truth-behind-my-legs-are-open-for-refugees-picture-7720468/

I have a biological female gf.
I think you're a Paki fuck tard who should do another 22/5

*puts some relaxing music on an ipod for you*

>he doesn't hold a first class ST(E)M degree

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>huur durr pffft
*pic of cringing girl*
lmao

i miss chika/mimorin

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Lol its still making rounds on twitter

cat is a pure dickhead just come home now i want to go to sleep
reeeeeeeee

For me? It's videos of prime 16 year old alizee alongside lots of innuendo

youtu.be/pvh-ieuM8yg

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>have to the my girlfriend to France to legally have sex with her

What a hassle. Wish the EU would just make 14 the law across the while country.

Shippy, do you think of yourself as a machiavellian type genius?

And how old are you mr user sir?

Never understood the appeal of hot drinks. Love making a cup of tea then waiting 15+ mins for it to be at a drinkable temperature.

I made a post a while ago about my mum waking me up to tell me I have washing that can be taken down. Got revenge a minute ago by waking her up to tell her some mince is going out of date tomorrow so it's best to eat it. That'll teach her the dumb obnoxious cunt, except it won't because being inconsiderate is one of her core personality traits

I want to cum on her 2head

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Old enough to drive us there and pick up a bottle of wine for the night. Not sure why that matters?

Not quite, I must have googled Machiavellian 20 times and I still never understand it though.

Have you ever tried a hot Drink... When it's cold outside? Utter mong. Like being in a blizzard and wandering why people eat ice cream

Excellent work there user

Thanks /comfy/ boi

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Can we have a normal thread for once? God knows also why certain people are admitting to breaking the law on this thread.

>Salary increased from 20k to 20.5k
>two months later
>salary increased to 20.7k
Are they making it better before they make me redundant?

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People drink tea like its water mate. Sure you ain't a yank imposter?

Got TWO sausage and mash ready meals in the oven lads

Mish moneypenny

How can other Bonds even compete?

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Appatemtly Lord Lucan is my superior

ahhhh it sleepy time and new video from one of my korean waifus

i wish to have korean wife one day to take good care of me

youtube.com/watch?v=II_jHdL9AW0

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blessed post
hopefully we all get a k qt

Those asmr videos give me autism.

Moving house next week lids. Got so much to do over the next few days it's not going to comfy at all. Hopefully everything will be okay.

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Welcome, nighthawks. We've been expecting you.
The hours late, but the thread is just getting started

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Think i lost my new trans friend in the thread shift.

Based lad. Hope your new pad is extra comfy

Looks like Mr. Bond forgot that drinking an entire bottle of glenfiddich can make him vomit. Let alone in a lego box.

Is the council rolling out the red carpet so HHL can have another comfy dwelling whilst he defrauds the bennie office with his "anxiety" charade?

Want a nice lad to kiss

lets hope i feel alright tomorrow lads

Want a nice gay cunt to slap in the face. Lets meet up.

is that so. you wanna be top or bottom qt?

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What do you think of the netflix dub kaworu?

Who else here enjoys a cheeky tickle on their willy whilst watching ASMR?

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Can vaguely hear screaming coming from the next flat over but 2bh i think it might be all in my head.
Don't know which one would be worse actually

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When Im sleep deprived I get tinnitus. You sure its not that wee bairn?

one of those nights innit lads

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I don't know. I just want to kiss and hug.

I can't say i've ever watched it, but i thought that was the point?
I mean, i know people have other reasons they say but they're obviously wanking.

Got a Harvey Weinerstein over here.

i like the really autistic ones like dr groot asmr

youtube.com/watch?v=rwJz9AJg73s

The official reason is to get tingles down your spine which is meant to be relaxing. And I do often find them comfy and relaxing but most of the time I'm just hard af for all the qt's.

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i still enjoyed it, dub changes happen a lot. still cute

nothing wrong with that user. cuddles and kissing are always good.

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More than any other album, Closer Joy Division captures the complexity of depression. Ian Curtis really did put it all out there didnt he; isolation, fear of losing family, Lovers' tiffa, fear of his future occupation, guilt and regret, disgust at an unfair world.

And he only gone and went and done it didnt he... kill himself I mean...

I've literally never wanked to an ASMR girl. I just like a pretty lass talking to me when I try to sleep

Bi Hourly reminder

Shippy is a noncecase