Alright wagies. Give me one good reason I should leave my comfy neet life behind and join the ranks

Alright wagies. Give me one good reason I should leave my comfy neet life behind and join the ranks.

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>Thinking that list is bad
what are you, some type of spoiled teenager?

I'm on my 3rd week as a wagie and I love it. it is pretty cool if you get the right job, for example I can take a 15 minute smoko every 2 hours, I get one 30 minute break when ever I want to. There is free food to eat also.

there are some cool jobs like making remote controlled toy cars. I wouldn't show up for a job flipping burgers.
use a fake degree and fake job experience.

>tfw the policy at my job was "You have the 4th off if you want but you'll be paid triple if you come in"

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Here is what my list looks like:
>show up at 730 or 8 if I feel like it
Why should I feel rushed in the morning? If traffic is a little worse than anticipated, oh well
>clock in
>work for an hour.. maybe?
>take a dump (getting paid, shitposting r9k)
>10am break time
Wew I was working hard, I deserve it
>go back to desk
>listen to music or podcasts or asmr
>12am lunch time
Need to keep my calories up, maybe I will eat some food I prepared at home, or go out for a quick bite
>go back to my desk and listen to music
>230pm
Break time, maybe I will have a smoke or whatever just chat with people
>4pm clock out time
Wow glad I get to do this all tomorrow, time to go to the gym.

t. minimum wage social media "professional" dyke

Because as long as you can keep things in perspective, you're basically getting paid to laugh at the kinds of people who make these documents.

I make more than minimum wage but thanks for playing. It seems like you are upset about something, probably envious

oh whoops I meant really let them bother you.

>Because as long as you can keep things in perspective
more like as long as you make a good fake application
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>I make more than minimum wage
Not much more than it to matter.

Look at you all assumptive and dismissive so cute. I make more money than I can smoke or drink or blow on my expensive art habit.

I would worry about yourself bro :^)

>If you work 7 hours we are not required to give you a break
I have never worked anywhere that would refuse to give someone a break that wasn't horribly mismanaged and inches from falling apart due to employee resentment of management.

It's a good assumption. You admittedly do very little. No one would justify pay worth much of a damn to someone who does so little.

don't its fucking awful if you're a neet just stay a neet its not worth it. especially at a job like that

I make 16 dollars an hour user if it kills you to know so bad. My wage will only go up from there, not down so like I said maybe worry about yourself champ.


There are a lot of people who bust their asses for less pay, I know because I used to be one of them.

Hello, wagecuck here

Unless you set yourself up (or get set up by family) with a good comfy job or will literally become homeless and freeze/starve, wagecucking is absolutely not worth it. Even leeching off family who yells at you for being usless is better than that shit. You might not believe me now, but you will

>I make 16 dollars an hour user
Thanks for proving my point. Pretty much a minimum wage retard who takes pride in doing nothing. You'll never own a place that isn't a dump nor retire by 40.

that still sucks
who would want to do any kind of slavery every day

You guys depress me. Ive yet to see a compelling argument why I should leave my easy life behind and waste my precious time at a job that doesnt give to shits about me to make a tenth of the value I produce if Im lucky

then dont, what else do you want from us you retard

you shouldn't
nobody should work if you ask me

This fucking guy lmao do you even live in the real world? I am making rougly 30k a year with virtually no overhead and you think I can't own prop in less than 5 years? No wonder you don't work in accounting like me numbers aren't even real to you dummy
I do the same thing shitposters do on r9k all day, posting in threads with you. But I get paid and people don't call me a damn bum. Win win

I want to learn what mass delusion the American wagie has succumbed to

>and you think I can't own prop in less than 5 years?
Don't people in accounting know how to read? I never said you wouldn't own a property. I said you wouldn't own one that isn't a dump.

>and people don't call me a damn bum. Win win
just get bux
it's albliest to insult you then

yeah and I bet you live in a scarface mansion user, you are grasping at straws here
no I will call you a goddamn bum to my dying breath

how are you a bum if you don't bum anyone?

Here's mine:

>PT at 0630-0730
>Work starts at 0900
>Bullshit from 0900-1130 with my commander
>Lunch from 1130-1300
>Either go home for lunch and don't come back or come back and watch StarCraft 2 videos until 1500 and then I go home.

I haven't worked since January.