Fucked up fetishes

I want boys to smell my butthole te hee.

where's all the pee fetish femanons at? don't be shy

girls dont have these fetishes. we do, however, have fetishes for strangling men like you in a dark alley

one of my fetishes is a woman trying to strangle me

Staying out of alleys is why I have 2 kidneys.

Straight Shota.

I want to be the little boy.

Bonus if the girl looks nothing like my mom. Like seriously, if the boy is a little blonde white boy being fucked by a clearly Asian mom. All the better. I think I subconsciously want a mommy who loves me.

cbt is probably the worst of it.
sometimes i wonder if i had the sex drive a guy / were a guy would i be a serial killer?

I get off to female guro almost exclusively

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That's pretty intense.

How would being a man change this?

fuck jannies post more guro

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But why shota? Loli-milf stuff exist

Are you only attracted to children? Or adults too?

A lot of guro art is by women, you're not alone

Women like cartoon porn more than men do. Go to any website for female fetishes and it's all cartoons even if real porn exists.

why do you suppose most serial killers are men? sexual frustration and the patriarchy of course.

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real porn is shot from the male perspective almost exclusively. why should straight women want that?

How many serial killers are there compared to sexually frustrated men?

I like guro because it makes me want to save the girls and protect them

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Are you sexually frustrated?

About 1/4 of all traffic on porn sites are women these days. Quite a few women, arguably straight, watch porn for men. Besides gangbangs and BDSA women generally like very attractive women more than men do.

My guess is, if a female is going to bother with this crap, she's going to go amateur.

Cartoon is probably just funny to a female that would watch it.

Otherwise, there are books *gasp* and a myriad of bad erotic films with sex scenes...that arent purely showing a man finally cumming

Basically I have a kink for cuckolding/cheating but wouldn't actually act on it. Doesn't help that I'm a size queen and my bf is on the smaller side though

Yeah but you should tell your boyfriend you want him to be more masculine and dominant.
Sure it won't be as fun as if he was just this way but it's better than enduring his meekness and ruining your marriage 20 years later because you really want a dominant male after all that time.

don't know. not a demographer, faggot. its more complicated than that obviously but i'm not here to write a dissertation.
mildly.

So how long have you been dating and how often do you have sex with him?

I read a book on the subject once. Anyhow the author claimed all serial killers had accomplices of sorts that were either girlfriends or imaginary friends.

So if this thread hints at anything, it's that women get off more on destroying themselves than sexual pleasure.

>imaginary friends
>accomplices

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It turns out that compulsive criminals aren't sane.

It's true. I want to get fat and I don't even know why.

I'm not saying it's surprising, but they don't count as accomplices

I wish I recalled the author's name. I found it interesting that every serial killer she researched reported "someone" who told them to kill people. Some had friends, many girlfriends, and others imaginary friends. None of them that she interviewed did this on their own. Hell Son of Sam had the damn dog.

I'm really into Daddy and Dirty Talk. Nothing extreme, just like to hear that you're Daddy's good girl and love sucking his cock or him pumping you full of his hot cum.

I enjoy DDLG within reason, not too young or too child like all the time.

I can be rough depending on my mood. Choking, slapping, spanking, biting, holding down.

Rape play can be hot as fuck.

Love to take pics, videos and do cam shows too.

Love to spoil as long as they've they spoil me.

All in all 6.8/10 sexual deviant.

>We won't judge.
No shit, only women judge men for their sexual preferences.

Is it wrong for a Muslim wife to torture her husband?

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That's weird IRL, but run of the mill here.

Are the other wives helping?

Kinda weird that a nine years old girl would be into torture

I'm a switch.

Dominant fantasy:
>a LARP within a LARP
>basically it's a soft femdom fantasy inside a hard femdom fantasy
>incredibly average husband and wife decide to try femdom
>husband had a severely abusive childhood
>so the process of being "kidnapped", drugged, thrown in the trunk of a car, tied up, blindfolded, raped, forced to perform oral sex, threatened with a "gub", and beaten actually causes a real PTSD reaction
>he flips out and starts trying to use the safeword but the wife doesn't clue in until 15-20 minutes after because of the gag
>whole thing ends with him sobbing like an idiot and mommy having to put the pieces together by breastfeeding him and walking him (shaking) back to the car where he curls up on the floor of the backseat like a kid

Held leeches. They're cool animals.

>not tying down teenaged girls and trying (but failing) to shit in them
Paul is such a joke lol

Honestly yeah.

Hey me too!

Can't believe tulpas out there 'causing shit. To be fair, there are a lot of famous serial killer couples (Hindley and Bradey).

>Daddy
God, could you be more lame?

Not if it's hot.

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heh
appreciated and chuckled

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I hadn't heard of tulpas, but that kind of makes sense. What are your other fantasies?

Samefag.

Submissive fantasy:
>basically a combination of bimboification, hucow, impregnation, mindbreak, stepfordization
>generic fantasy or sci-fi setting complete with """"evil empire"""" and heroic rebels
>female freedom fighter gets caught along with her squadron
>admiral from evil empire agrees to help her friends, even let a few go, if she puts out
>he makes her cum
>after the first time she feels disgusted with herself and tries to resist, but the dick is too bomb I guess
>eventually breaks and starts agreeing to more and more shit under the pretense of helping her crew but it's a total lie she's just horny
>eventually he just decides to hold her down and impregnate her
>she resists but he succeeds
>she ends up getting huge milky tits which he milks in exchange for blowjobs
>when their kid is born she finally mindbreaks and decided she's happy as his mistress
>basically becomes a useless trophy wife
>there's a huge focus on breast play, lactation, paizuri (forced and consensual), breast expansion, cumming on tits, and cock worship (forced and consensual)

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A lot of my "neutral" fantasies are just girls I self insert onto (ugly tomboys) getting cute artsy lanklet woobies with lots of cuddling and oral. Usually the latter is a virgin and the former has had sex.

Yeah, it's a standard /x/ meme. Anyway, some are and this post.

what is that frightening creature is that a woman?

Are you ugly or do you just think you are? Also I think titfucking is consensual as a rule.

A woman with ribs removed and an egregious amount of silicone inserted, yes.
>not finding bimboification hot

Uh, it's complicated. I did that face rater thing online and got a 77%. However I have a lot of things wrong with my face the app wouldn't detect like facial scars (you know Iruka from Naruto? Like that.), hooded eyes (so I can't cheat and wear makeup and look older), and yellowed teeth. My BMI is somewhere between 25-27 depending on my mood so I'm technically overweight.

So uh...yeah I'm ugly.

Samefag as . I forgot:
>titfucking
It's not consensual if you threaten or blackmail her into doing it or get on top of her, hold her tits together and rape them.

How I would love to enact that fantasy with you.

Any femanons love to ticklle torture boys

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My BMI is just under 25 and I'm pretty thin. How did you hurt your face?

What about your tits? I wonder what they are like, post em?

Eh, I personally wouldn't want to roleplay it. There's a huge difference between what I'd play out and what I'd fantasize about.

This isn't me being coy, it's just some things work better in the head than in real life. Take scalie shit for example. I love me some lizard dick in the hypothetical. However the idea of actually wearing a lizard costume and being fucked does not appeal to me.

In terms of real life sex, I'm mostly interested in vanilla shit.

Yeah, I don't think I carry my weight well. A lot of it went to my chest and tummy so I'm rotund with visible neck bones and thin limbs.

I'm an E to F cup. And nah, what sort of fucking retard posts nudes online?

This but I'm a guy who wants to be cuckolded by a much bigger dick so I feel emasculated. She'd moaning and telling me how much bigger the other guy is and make me cleanup after. This plus findom and boom there's my fetish.

I would only titfuck you if you were into it, but I would want to.

I would pay to see those, hot damn

Have you ever been titfucked or just fantasized about it?

>This isn't me being coy, it's just some things work better in the head than in real life.
>In terms of real life sex, I'm mostly interested in vanilla shit.
I'm the same but most girls think you're lying when you say that. Gotta hide my fantasies or they bail. Are guys usually judgemental too or do they accept your words when you tell them it's just a fantasy?

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We accept it but that doesn't stop us wanting to do it to you anyway.

I trust that the fantasies that you admit to are either way tamer than what you really want or too intense for you to try without crying.

What fantasies do you have? Rape? Bestiality?

I had a boyfriend in high school I did it to. I was a KHV until I was 19. Never had sex with him and now I'm a 24 year old virgin (at least in terms of penetration).

He wasn't into it at all (he later turned out to be gay) so that dininished my ability to have fun. For sex acts where you're not being stimulated physically, the thrill is psychological, so your partner not liking it ruins the mood.

Yeah, well, fuck people who think I'm lying. And I wouldn't know. I mean, my ex did say sucking on tits was "weird" (see above reply). Other than that, no clue.

>had a boyfriend
>had a boyfriend
>had a boyfriend

>tfw no christmas cake titcow gf to deflower

Rape, bestiality (male animal with human woman), loli, shota, trap, futanari, hanging, extreme fear caused by various threats

I'm too paranoid to enjoy anything with a woman.

>extreme fear caused by various threats
Threats as in hazards or intimidation?

Piss and spit

As a guy I wouldn't give two fucks about any of that, but who knows about normies.

Yeah. Like holding a gun to someone's head. Actually killing the person isn't appealing, but the fear itself is.

I reinact sexual abuse I experienced as a child on myself. I even do different voices and everything. I usually nut buckets. Then I cry.

You don't need to put a gun to my head to put in into existential fear. Just talk to me with a positive attitude and I'll try to parse your motives for a week minimum.

Sounds nice. When do we go on our first date?

christ. im sorry to hear that, genuinely. this doesnt sound healthy long term, user.

Being shrunk to a few inches tall by my parents and kept as their pet and toy to amuse them.

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Thanks friend. Am in therapy now.

I hope you haven't told your parents.

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i like to get punched in the face.

am happy to hear that lad

Don't worry, they don't know. My sister knows some of my fetishes, but I don't think she's aware of the incestuous parts (although she might be)

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Do you burn the roast a lot?

killing. i dunno. it's not something i would ever possibly do in real life, but i get some sort of weird sexual satisfaction from, like, killing a girl in a video game. i guess it's the massive power imbalance.

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I once saw two sisters kiss on the lips in front of me. It was pretty weird.

i normally do it to myself when i masturbate but i havent had anyone do it to me

lmao please dont tell me youre sitting there with dong in hand whacking yourself in the face

Is it part of a larger submissive fantasy or just it's own thing?

bugs being stepped on

just its own thing but it also depends on the mood im in

>facial scars
>hooded eyes
Literal non-issues
>yellowed teeth
Everyone's teeth are tinged yellow to some degree when healthy. Unless you mean they're very yellow, then brush your teeth.

Getting pee'd on/peeing outdoor/in my panties, being dominated, sex outdoors

My most taboo fetish is probably necrophilia but for now it's just roleplay because I've never been in a situation. Rape play is nice too. I can only get aroused if my partner is dominant and/or rough and I really like being tied up, gagged, blindfolded ECT. I pretty much get aroused by being at my partners mercy. Not in a ddgl way tho