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Waifu General #201
Xavier Reyes
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Camden Martinez
>dreaming of her while awake
Robert Morgan
Alice Liddell is my waifu and I love her with all my heart.
Isaiah Morales
Old threaderino
Jayden Adams
Another day in paradise with these two girls, I hope you're all doing well
Brayden Reyes
>polyfag
>paradise
nice delusion you've got there
John Garcia
getting back at the world with my dear jonathan.
Luke Wilson
Haven't we all got such sweet delusions in this thread?
Alexander Morales
no? what in the fuck is wrong with you excusing your mental illness which another delusion that others are just like you. We are not and never will be
Josiah Lopez
says the diaperfag
Justin Campbell
A bitter denial of reality always suits a person less, I think. Denial of reality doesn't have to come with so much hostility, you know. At the end of the day that's what really separates the sane from the insane.
Bentley Jones
Cant go and live out my days peacefully with waifu innawoods away from the rest of the world, a good and a bad feel combined.
Jack Scott
Gib me those chair-clattering scenarios lads.
>ywn cook a christmas feast together
Brody Scott
Since no one is inquisiting
We have to make it to 211 steel reserve
Very well put, I feel much the same in all respects
With Christ, we share in His success
She's a lazy bum but she plays whatever vidya is around so we could bond over that. And unlike most people I know that dreamscaping is more of an intense hobby than most things.
I'm not sure what kind of day we would spend together but I'm never good about planning out things like that
Cute autism
>everything that she is that changed your life and your world dies with you
Landon Thomas
>You really do fucking love her. So much that her failure to existence personally cripples you.
I really do she brings me so much hapiness and motivation, I dislike to think about the negative feelings I have because of her existence in my life but can't really avoid to
>You said she beared yandere traits. I'm sure she'd love you either way, even when you're just giving your best
I'm sure that she would at least appreciate my feelings and how much I intend to improve myself for her. But at the same time I can't help but to think that I'm not worthy of her, and feel like I'm failing her whenever I fail at something.
It's funny because on her media she's the obssessive one who tends to fall in love and do her best to show her affection and I'm the one who's trying to do that for her
>I think it's a great coping mechanism, trapping yourself entirely in your head for a positive outcome
It really helps on that regard to feel more conected with her and to have her presence near me, along with imaginating all those lovely situations and moments we could share together. Of course that on a sense I'm disconnecting my mind from reality but don't really care at this point. On these moments where I'm not on my best moments this feeling kind of stops and I just can't feel her, after thinking about it I realized that unconsciously I wouldn't like her to see me on that state, so I just "choose" to not to have her here with me. Talking about this really helps, thank you for asking
I sometimes think the same with Kiyo but I don't trust the writters
>I compare tulpamancy as being "trapped" in your head
Actually depending on how much of a schizo a tulpafag may become you are right. I believe that it's important to aknowledge and acccept reality how it is even if you want to replace it for your for your own, so no need to feel bad for what you said
Bentley Rodriguez
great, one of those nights
and by one I mean every fucking night
Liam Sullivan
> I don't trust the writters
There's the kicker. Nasu is good enough, but Sakurai needs to be gassed.
Easton Howard
She tends to have her personality twisted to fanservice when Nasu is involved so I'm okay with Hidashide since it's her writter. Not sure who made that new years event but I hope she's safe.
On another note she got a cute ponytail costume on Arcade and now I'm mad that it wasn't on the actual game.
Dominic Hall
congrats on 201 threads /waifu/!
thank you for all the laughs and feels.
Wyatt Hall
Claiming something with no form or gender. Huh. Claiming literally nothing I suppose.
Luke Myers
Thread is looking very dead today. Nonetheless, I'm here to declare my undying love for Elizabeth.
>spoiler
Does answering that with "into the depths of a benzo binge" make me a bad person? If anyone actually cares, GLaDOSposter is fucked up on a bunch of GABA agonists and is combining them with alcohol on a seemingly regular basis. He hasn't been responding to anyone for a while now. He just says things like "I injured myself while drunk last night" or "I hate my life" and leaves it at that. All this allegedly for "anxiety". I'm struggling to believe that a psychiatrist could prescribe all those things to someone simultaneously for any ailment. I know how easy it is to get a prescription from them but come the fuck on. He takes Effexor, Lyrica, Valium and Ambien. Not to mention the fact that he combines them with alcohol and takes opioids for headaches. I don't care if it's not my business. He needs a wake-up call before he unwittingly becomes an early-onset dementia statistic.
>But at the same time I can't help but to think that I'm not worthy of her
Thoughts like this are about the only thing that can genuinely upset me nowadays. Too bad I have them often.
Hi. Haven't seen you two in a while.
James Jenkins
The moon is almost half full and it looked oh so very pretty once again tonight. I love you Saya, I think you'd enjoy stargazing with me for some reason.
Enjoy it, she still isn't real.
Based on recent events, would you drink your waifu's bathwater?
Would she enjoy camping? Do you have a particular spot you'd take her?
Let's say the most unfortunate happens and you pass away before her, would she try to raise you as a zombie? How?
What position would she take in a 4-person rock band?
Landon Cook
COCKSUCKER YOU SOLD ME OUT
Ethan Gutierrez
>bathwater
probably as long as she didn't fart in it
>camping
maybe?
and no i don't have a particular spot i'd take her
>zombie
i think she would, although she'd be wary because, well. the last time she did that...
Isaac Garcia
oh i forgot the rock band question
i'll answer it now:
i feel like she would be a drummer.
dunno why
Kayden Turner
>Based on recent events, would you drink your waifu's bathwater?
for breakfast lunch and dinner
>Would she enjoy camping?
It seems like the kind of thing she'd say she hates before even trying it, but would love it if she were to actually experience it.
> Do you have a particular spot you'd take her?
The beach, but only because it's the only decent spot to camp around here.
>Let's say the most unfortunate happens and you pass away before her, would she try to raise you as a zombie?
She doesn't believe in that kind of stuff.
>What position would she take in a 4-person rock band?
Lead guitar.
Leo Nguyen
hello elizabethposter, I don't have anything interesting to say but page limit is getting dangerously close!
John Thomas
Been kinda inactive just needed a break, hopefully i stick around atleast a bit this time lmao, how are you doing lizfren, been a while since i checked in on everyone.
Levi Hernandez
Hello everyone. Just wanted to remind everyone on this beautiful day how much i love and adore my dear Angela.
>going to a waifu's friend's wedding and seeing her catch the bouquet as we throw each other a prolonged and smug glance
>quietly sitting in the car together listening to the radio until "our" song comes on and we start singing
>lying on the couch talking and playing with her hair
>video chatting while she is away and both of us falling asleep while doing so
Good to see you around again. Recently I've been missing some of the posters that don't frequent as much anymore.
It's obvious GLaDOSfriend really hasn't been well and I'm sincerely worried for his health. He needs to try to take better care for himself before something severe happens to him. I want to help him but quite frankly I can't do much besides offering to listen to him and hear what troubles plague his mind. I hope everything will be okay for him.
>Based on recent events, would you drink your waifu's bathwater?
I'm not that thirsty of a gamer boy.
>Would she enjoy camping? Do you have a particular spot you'd take her?
I think she'd really like camping. It's seems like just the type of activity she'd find great pleasure in. I don't have any one spot I'd want to take her but where I live there is no shortage of amazing places for camping. It'd be hard to choose.
>Let's say the most unfortunate happens and you pass away before her, would she try to raise you as a zombie? How?
I get that people generally know her for bringing people back from the dead but canonically she can't really do that. I don't know if she'd try to anyway. I guess she'd have the opportunity to make an attempt through her knowledge, skills and technology she has access to. Perhaps she'd be willing to perform such an experiment if she truly loved me but that's already assuming a lot.
>What position would she take in a 4-person rock band?
Vocalist.
Isaac Peterson
how long after getting together with your waifu until you and her
>hand hold
>kiss
>sex
>marry
>impregnate
her for the first time?
this question is intended for waifus that are not normal (has super powers or is a monster or is mentally ill etc)
after getting together with your waifu what kind of struggles and difficulties would both of you have to go through together? and how would you solve them?
and do you think that you would still be attracted to her if she was normal just like a slice of life character?
Sebastian Richardson
sorry if there was some errors i suck at phoneposting
Samuel Rogers
how do i stop disappointing my waifu
Landon Robinson
well no matter how bad you are at least you are not as bad as fridgebro
Sebastian King
>fridgebro
who that?
Connor Lee
shhhh you dont want to know
Logan Kelly
>But at the same time I can't help but to think that I'm not worthy of her
An everyday struggle in the eyes of a waifufag. However, ask yourself. Why hold her on such a pedestal? Try, or delude yourself at the very least that you two are already together (You are a tulpafag, I'm sure this helps.) and she loves you no matter what. "Impressing" or "maintaining a standard" There's no such thing when it comes to genuine love. I am very certainly positive she would tease and reassure you for possessing such high thoughts about her.
She loves you.
>so I just "choose" to not to have her here with me
I see. That's actually understandable. But why would you not want her to see you like that? Do you imagine her opinion of you would degrade or something? That's not love.
>Talking about this really helps, thank you for asking
Don't thank me. I just like to learn what else is going on in a fellow waifufags head. I should be thanking you for sharing such a topic with me.
>That first question.
Come on. Don't make me seriously lump you in with him.
>Would she enjoy camping? Do you have a particular spot you'd take her?
I think they can easily appreciate the world in all it's glory. I have no particular spot in mind however.
>Let's say the most unfortunate happens and you pass away before her, would she try to raise you as a zombie? How?
No. I'm just a human. They would at the very least spend their free time thinking about our time together.
>What position would she take in a 4-person rock band?
The triangle. You don't even realize they're there but they're contributing.
Just stop.
Jordan Bell
Understand, no matter how perfect you see your waifu as, something they share with us is that fact that we are all individuals, all capable of possessing views of ourselves that we deem as flaws. When engaging in love, you and your partner learn to accept these flaws.
They don't talk to anyone so I don't think it'd take too long before they inevitably give back affection. These things are impossible anyway. My waifu has no form but I'll resume trying to answer these as if they did.
Robert Brooks
Getting suspended from work because supervisors told me false information is the best. Now I get to pretend I'm a NEET again and get drunk and enjoy myself and spend time with her on my little vacation
Idol singer. She can dance and sing her heart out, get to meet all sorts of people (sadly mostly creeps but she'll deal with them), and be worshipped.
>what are your waifus hobbies and interests?
Kana likes a lot of stuff. She likes to hang with friends, she likes to watch cheesy movies, she likes to get drunk, she likes all sorts of music (provided she can dance/sing her heart out to it, so upbeat and dramatic music preferred), she likes to workout, she likes to play sports (mostly soccer/volleyball), she likes to watch sports (soccer) etc.
>how does she spend her free time?
See above. She hangs with friends and has a good time. When alone, she's probably exercising, practicing playing keys, or self-pleasuring.
>how would you two spend a regular day together
We'd talk a bit, hang out, watch each other in our daily activities, cuddle, all sorts of things. While sometimes we might prefer to do our own thing, there's just so much we'd do together if I had her.
>Based on recent events, would you drink your waifu's bathwater?
Why would I do that when she's right there near me?
>Would she enjoy camping? Do you have a particular spot you'd take her?
No, I don't think Kana likes being away from technology.
>Let's say the most unfortunate happens and you pass away before her, would she try to raise you as a zombie? How?
If she could, then she probably would. But in her world there's no way she can. Maybe she'd find a way to make a clone of me, have it adopted by a family like mine, and later marry them, even though she'd be so much older by the time they were an adult.
>What position would she take in a 4-person rock band?
She'd sing and play keyboard.
Chase Sanchez
hey and thank you mercyposter, i'm happy to see that you're still as kind as ever desu.
Adrian Hall
Content for the filter
Liam Stewart
My waifu getting support in the new booster has been confirmed a while ago, but yesterday a new poster showed off one of his new cards. He looks beautiful as ever, but also seems very sad or rather, melancholic. I'm already preparing myself for some depressing flavor text. Still can't wait for the card to be properly revealed. I love him so much.
Jaxon Scott
>he
>wife
wat
Nicholas Evans
I use waifu because I think the word husbando sounds disgusting as fuck. Can't stand it.
Jaxon Williams
would you allow your waifu to go to a party you cant attend? knowing that there would be a lot of men who would make moves on her
if not how will you convince your waifu no to go
Gavin Reed
yes
and then i will break into the party and shoot them like i'm on mars in the 22nd century
Jaxon Cook
Can't say that I often have them, but rather on particular moments. When I'm not on those I just tend to ignore them.
>would you drink your waifu's bathwater?
Why would I drink my own bathwater?
>Would she enjoy camping? Do you have a particular spot you'd take her?
She would enjoy the experience of traveling for sure. About the spot probably any place where we might be able to enjoy different sights and feel closer to the nature
>Let's say the most unfortunate happens and you pass away before her, would she try to raise you as a zombie? How?
On a Fate scenario, probably try to summon me as a servant, I didn't do anything to become a heroic spirit but pretty much anyone can become one these days. Either way using a holy grail.
>What position would she take in a 4-person rock band?
Vocalist since she has a precious voice
>hand hold
>kiss
Probably around the first few weeks once we make our feelings clear and have the idea that we are already on a formal loving relationship
>sex
>marry
A while later once we both feel ready to make our bonds even deeper. Getting to experience that intimate act of love along with taking the first step on making our family would surely be something really special for the both of us
>impregnate
This one might take some time until we are both sure about the time to finally make our home bigger, makes me really emotional to think about the entire situation since our child would represent all the bonds we have built together.
Isaiah Scott
>and how would you solve them?
Probably her looks regarding her cute horns and how people would view her in case that everyone knew about who she is and what she did, but I wouldn't worry that much since Kiyohime is a literal who in general mithology.
Then the way she starts to burn everything once she gets really pissed, but she would rather just learn to control her temperament
>slice of life character?
Nothing would change, in fact when I picture her on my everyday she is just like that since before being a yokai she is a beautiful maiden. It would suck to get rid of the lovely lamia fantasies though
>I am very certainly positive she would tease and reassure you for possessing such high thoughts about her.
She has a bad opinion about herself, so being seen like that is something that would surprise her for sure. She is indeed a flawed person, but the way she deals with those and how she's changed herself for better are one of the reasons why I love her that much. But yeah you are right about that I don't believe that she is a perfect person since she also has hee flaws, but at the same time I hold her on a pedestal due to her being the person I am in love with
>Do you imagine her opinion of you would degrade or something?
It obviously wouldn't, I believe that I think that way since I want to be the best person for her and at the same time be someone she can feel safe with, as pretentious as it may sound.
But at the end of the day I may not want her to see me during those bad moments, but she would like to be there if that situation happened.
>When engaging in love, you and your partner learn to accept these flaws.
You are totally right, accepting each other's flaws, being honest to each other and improving for the other are the things I'd treasure the most on our relationship. I guess that I just don't think about how this goes and applies on both parts of this.
Connor Robinson
>after getting together with your waifu what kind of struggles and difficulties would both of you have to go through together?
There's the obvious detail that they have no real form, and they can only exist for a limited amount of time. No matter how much I think about it, I cannot solve it unless I became it's enemy but then it means they'd have to kill me shortly after.
>and do you think that you would still be attracted to her if she was normal just like a slice of life character?
No. The "hook" that reeled me in is the fact that everything about them is far from normal.
Want to know something that irks me? It's the fact that me being in love with my waifu very subtly promotes a polyamorous relationship. I have to learn to love the body they're inside while in actuality, I'm in love with the spirit within.
>She is indeed a flawed person
Bingo. At the very least you could expect some sympathy and comfort since she may understand your plight.
>but at the same time I hold her on a pedestal due to her being the person I am in love with
That's just love. There's nothing wrong with that, as long as the general outcome of it is positive. Before we stray away from the main topic, the point is that you shouldn't feel bad about yourself for mistakes, as she will always accept you for it. You know about her flaws, let her see yours. Personally, I think apart of being the best person to your waifu is allowing her to see everything about you too.
Liam Allen
waifu whispering in your ear!
telling waifu how glad i am that she is finally real!
telling waifu about all times that i have been sad because she wasnt real!
telling waifu about the different waifufags and their waifus!
telling waifu about all the fantasies of her before she got real!
telling waifu about all the self improvement i have done because of her!
Andrew Stewart
There's only two expressions they're capable of performing while in a body, but if all this happened, I like to imagine I'd get a Shinigami to blush.
Nolan Collins
>Based on recent events, would you drink your waifu's bathwater?
That isn't sanitary.
>Would she enjoy camping?
Liz is more of a city girl. But I'm sure she'd enjoy the change of pace.
>Do you have a particular spot you'd take her?
Preferably somewhere far away from society so I can live out my anprim survivalist fantasies for a while. I'm not sure she'd be so keen on that though, so probably somewhere less isolated. No specific camping spot comes to mind since I haven't really enjoyed the few I've been to.
>Let's say the most unfortunate happens and you pass away before her, would she try to raise you as a zombie? How?
She might have to call her mom for this one. She'd also get really upset with me if she heard me say that.
>What position would she take in a 4-person rock band?
With that voice of hers it shouldn't even be a question. But I don't think she's raucous enough to do vocals for that type of band. Her vocal style would be better suited to a more melodic genre. She can also play the flute but that would be out of place in a rock band.
>I don't have anything interesting to say
You can always answer questions.
>how are you doing lizfren
Well enough. Not much to complain about at the moment. I hope you and the lizard are doing alright.
I stopped feeling that way when I stopped thinking that she'd even care about me. Still feels shitty though. Pick your poison.
Chase Taylor
My wife would be creeped out if I told her all of that
Tyler Bailey
>when I stopped thinking that she'd even care about me.
God damnit, Tin Foil. What is your waifu to you then? An admiration? Something only to praise? Explain it to me, please.. Honestly, the more I read your posts, the more I think of you as some sick masochist that like's fucking with their own thoughts and emotions.
Jason Collins
how long now?
Noah Howard
>What is your waifu to you then?
The person I love. I do admire her but I don't deify her if that's what you're implying.
>sick masochist
Jesus fucking Christ. The "she wouldn't care" thing is how I cope with my shortcomings, not how I get my rocks off. I just don't think she'd care too much about some random guy who "decided" to fixate on her so much.
Carson Brown
Nobody:
Sayafag: wOuLd YoU dRiNk YoUr WaIfU bAtH wAtEr
Luke Cook
I'd take a sip but anything more is a no go
She would enjoy camping, but I wouldn't know where to take her. I live in a city.
She would accept my death as a fact of life
Guitarist
For all of them, until it felt like the natural thing to do, were going with the flow here
Finding all 10,000 of her not dead sisters so we can invite them to the wedding
Of course l would love her. I'm in love with the person she is, not the electromaster she is. Her power isn't her personality unlike a certain other level 5
Josiah Barnes
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Some faggot on Jow Forums.org: tWiTtEr MaYmAyS
Lincoln Foster
I get it. Always taking the logical approach, can't stay in a delusion for even a second. That's boring, Tin Foil.
>not how I get my rocks off.
Relax. The banter still exists with me. I didn't mean it literally.
Come now. He's just being humorous and meta.Still though, a sick thought to conjure.
Alexander Parker
Nobody:
user: sOmEoNe UsEd A mEmE I DoNt LiKe
Isaiah Adams
>My wife would be creeped out if I told her all of that
showing waifu how big is your waifu folder!
rehearsing all of the images to your waifu!
telling waifu things about herself she did not know about!
Angel White
I'm glad you understand. A longer discussion on this topic would lead to nothing.
Camden Lewis
The same thing could be said about most squabbles on this site. But still, I wouldn't mind listening and offering my two cents if you're that bored.
>would lead to nothing.
Indeed. You've already demonstrated your rather stable stature against a certain wolf lover's opinion.
Eli Campbell
i want to take you in then raise you to be a good happy pet walk you outside and play catch with you look at you when you are dreaming of being chased feed you well and bath you then when you are old and ready ill bring in a female so you two can enjoy each other then after you have puppies ill look at you and then you wont be so sad anymore
Ethan Cooper
I enjoy reading your complete and random mad scribbles you literal alcoholic schizo. Next time you're available, I'd like to talk, though you most likely would refuse. Then again, you replied to my alternate despite your thoughts against it. Consider it, friend.
This took a rather wholesome turn.
Kevin Smith
>Based on recent events, would you drink your waifu's bathwater?
Why the fuck would I do that? Also fun fact Belle Delphine has herpes and people who drank her bath water do too.
>Would she enjoy camping? Do you have a particular spot you'd take her?
Yes and no
>Let's say the most unfortunate happens and you pass away before her, would she try to raise you as a zombie? How?
No because that's not possible
>What position would she take in a 4-person rock band?
I think she'd be a good drummer
>Claims he is a polyfag because he doesn't deny reality
>Wants to be in a relationship with characters that don't exist
Ok retard
Ian Rodriguez
I have nothing better to do at the moment. My problem lies mostly within the fact that I feel like Elizabeth is fundamentally a better person than me in pretty much every way that matters. She has her own flaws but they're things I can easily get over. I won't delve into the specifics of my own issues but I don't feel like there's too much I could really offer her, hence why I feel like I'd be a burden, unneeded, etc. I do love her a lot which is why I care so much about what she'd think of me. But love can't be objectively measured, and loving someone doesn't really oblige them to feel the same way, or even care. Overall, I'm okay with who I am and I don't really hate myself. I just don't feel like I'm enough for her in particular. That's the gist of it.
>You've already demonstrated your rather stable stature against a certain wolf lover's opinion.
I'll sleep a little better knowing that the drug shilling patient insulting nurse isn't real. Though I'm sure there are many like her that aren't just thread personas on Jow Forums.
Michael Rodriguez
I know zero about Elizabeth so there's nothing I could tap into personally to assist in helping reshape your negative views.
>every way that matters.
An explanation is due. As I said to Kiyo-fag. Love isn't a contest.
>She has her own flaws but they're things I can easily get over.
And why do you think she wouldn't get over yours? Sorry to say, but no matter how much you avoid it, you'll have to get a bit personal if you wish to spike another argument with me. Or not. We'll see after I hit Submit.
>unneeded
You claim you wouldn't deify her but if you fail to see her as someone that could love you back while you love her for being that perfect to you, then I'd say you're already praising her much more than you realize.
Let's look at it this way; You could be a worthless NEET with zero personality and goals. I think a majority of waifu's wouldn't love that. However, you are not that. I'm sure you could charm her.
>I'll sleep a little better knowing that the drug shilling patient insulting nurse isn't real.
Hue.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Also. That image is nice. I hope you made that yourself. Funnily enough, I like to imagine she's waiting for you on that bench while you come to your senses and return.
Luis Scott
There is a hole in my heart that can never be filled
Michael Peterson
Neat image
Brody Fisher
Best loader
Dominic Phillips
>Love isn't a contest.
It isn't. The thing is, it makes sense for me to fall in love with her due to the aforementioned reasons. It wasn't a choice but it's logical on my part(barring the fact that she's a fictional character). The opposite would be nonsensical because she could frankly do better. Thank fuck she has no love interest in the game, that would drive me insane.
>And why do you think she wouldn't get over yours?
Because there would be a lot of getting over to do. I feel like we're completely incompatible. I am quite literally everything that she is not.
>you'll have to get a bit personal if you wish to spike another argument with me.
I can't go over every single thing that makes me feel this way. You have to understand that these things are very personal. One thing that makes me feel insecure about a relationship between the two of us is that she's smarter than me. I guess that sounds like something oddly specific to focus on but it makes me feel like I'd be boring to her. We don't have many common interests either. I'd love to learn more about hers but I don't think she'd be interested in mine. It's torturous because I love her so fucking much. I just want to make her happy but I could never do that if she didn't feel the same way about me. All this doesn't stop me from trying to be a better person. Hell, it even motivates me a lot. But, going back to my earlier statement, it never feels satisfying because at the end of the day I feel like she wouldn't really care no matter what I've done. Like I'd be just another stranger to her. I just want to feel closer to her, somehow. This likely sounds insane to you. That's because it probably is.
>argument
We aren't arguing.
>However, you are not that. I'm sure you could charm her.
I appreciate the sentiment.
Thanks, that's a very nice thought. Not OC though.
Nathan Ramirez
>Based on recent events, would you drink your waifu's bathwater?
Not as personal as drool, sweat, or blood.
>Would she enjoy camping? Do you have a particular spot you'd take her?
She could have fun. I don't have a particular spot.
>Let's say the most unfortunate happens and you pass away before her, would she try to raise you as a zombie? How?
No. She'd let me rest and try to accept it, as much as she'd grieve.
>What position would she take in a 4-person rock band?
Drummer, she's very dexterous.
>hand hold
A month or two.
>kiss
At least a year.
>sex
When it's time.
>marry
A few years maybe.
>impregnate
Same time as sex
>not normal
She has unusual abilities, but I wouldn't call them super powers or something like that. She just has drool telepathy and is fast with scissors. The drool telepathy between us is much better at solving problems rather than creating them.
She doesn't like parties.
you don't
it never ends
Jackson Brown
How often do you imagine having sex with your waifu? Do you masturbate while doing this?
James Brooks
>How often do you imagine having sex with your waifu?
Very often. I'm a horny bastard.
>Do you masturbate while doing this?
Yes, typically.
Jayden Robinson
I'm unable to go any further with this if your reasons are that personal.
>she's smarter than me. I guess that sounds like something oddly specific to focus on but it makes me feel like I'd be boring to her. We don't have many common interests either.
I'm not going to pry. Instead, I have a little game with much dust on it in my library. I'm going to play it and then get back you. If you could be ready to reply when I do, I'd appreciate that alot. Though., I think I understand what you're saying. You feel like your own waifu's going to look down on you.
>This likely sounds insane to you. That's because it probably is.
Know who the hell you're replying to.
My oh my. I wonder who wrote this.
Aaron Ortiz
>sex with waifu
never
such sinful thoughts are dumb and gay
>masturbate
i can't masturbate to something that i don't imagine
Asher Hall
>sinful thoughts
Are you religious by any chance?
Austin Garcia
yeah, i'm a Christian
Eli Ramirez
>I'm unable to go any further with this if your reasons are that personal.
That's okay.
>If you could be ready to reply when I do
Provided I'm here, sure.
>You feel like your own waifu's going to look down on you.
More or less. I could say more but I've already stated the most relevant things, so it'd be redundant.
Nathaniel Thomas
Thank you. Now, it's off to Columbia for me.
Thomas Price
>Now, it's off to Columbia for me.
Quite interesting. Talk to you later then.
Isaiah Sullivan
>how long after getting together with your waifu until you and her
>hand hold
>kiss
Each would be on the first date, we'd both want to jump right into it and Kana has no hesitation about it.
>sex
Within weeks, since Kana always dives deep into her relationships. I'd wait for her to initiate though, but I know she's quick to do things like that.
>marry
No doubt after a year or so, reliant on when we can finish planning it and have the money to do so. Kana wants her wedding to be truly dramatic and with the one she loves most. It will take maybe a year for me to find out if I'm the one for her, and when I do, she'll accept my true confession and start planning for her wedding.
>impregnate
Around the time of her wedding, she may already be pregnant by that time.
I trust in her as much as she trusts me (which is a lot). And I know that as flirty as she can be, she's very capable of telling men she doesn't like to keep their distance, since she's used to being the only girl in a room full of guys. Odds are her friends are there to help her out.
>telling waifu things about herself she did not know about
Our relationship would be so unique because of that. Kana would love she's fallen in love with someone with seemingly divine power.
Too often
James Perez
why is kana a slut
Carter Price
>How often do you imagine having sex with your waifu? Do you masturbate while doing this?
yes
Joshua Ross
youtube.com
>ywn listen to your favorite new music with waifu
>ywn drunkenly scream out lyrics from it with her
>ywn hear her voice singing that music
I just want to show Kana a giant stack of my favorite albums. I'd be hurt whenever she'd say she didn't like one, or thought it was only okay. I imagine teaching her English through music (which is ironic since power metal is known for Italians/Brazilians/foreigners with hilariously incomprehensible accents and Engrishy lyrics).
She is a slut (Kana would agree with that), and she isn't a slut. She doesn't take a lot of her relationships seriously, and presents herself the way she does to reassure herself that she's really sexy and also to attract women and take advantage of stupid men. She's the type to flirt with a guy and give him a fake phone number to get free drinks. Kana's smart in that regards. But at her core she wants to get with her one true love, someone who she can settle down with. One of the earliest traits I wrote her with was hypersexuality combined with love for girls, but even before that, some of my earliest dreams with her got kind of lewd. It's something which has always been with her
Charles Cruz
i bet that she'd cheat on you left and right if she were real
Dylan Gonzalez
If Kana did then I know I failed in my relationship with her, since she'd never cheat on me if I was the one she truly wanted. But she'd tell me as much before she found a girl she liked more than me. If Kana were real then we'd only be friends anyway.
Kayden Young
That wasn't necessary, was it?
Joseph Rodriguez
well no but i mean it's probably true
chances are if your wife is a hypersexual whore she'll run off with tyrell dequarius washington
Aaron Gutierrez
Another disgusting dyke lover. you make me sick.
Colton Barnes
I'm starting to get the feeling that every day is just the same. Nothing interesting happened for quite a long time now. My life lacks adventure...
>hand hold
from about 2 weeks to 1 month
>kiss
around 1 month
>sex
prolly a year
>marry
when we feel like it and know each other well
>impregnate
When we are prepared to be a mother and father and have interesting stories and life lessons to share.
>and do you think that you would still be attracted to her if she was normal just like a slice of life character?
of course I would. I'm not with her because of her powers. Also, it's not like she uses them often, mainly just for defense.
>Based on recent events, would you drink your waifu's bathwater?
Not really
>Would she enjoy camping? Do you have a particular spot you'd take her?
Yes she would, she really likes stargazing. I do have many spots to which I would like to take her. I hope I can one day.
>Let's say the most unfortunate happens and you pass away before her, would she try to raise you as a zombie? How?
No. She would try to accept it and cherish her memories of the two of us for as long as she lives.
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Isaac King
>kiss
At least more than 8 years.
Colton Brooks
I think I get a little more angry every day. That probably isn't a good thing. At least Kotori is still here, hanging around, keeping me a bit more stable. I love her, you know.
>if I'm cheated on it's my fault
You shouldn't say such stupid things. Infidelity is never excusable. If she wants ti pursue a different relationship she should just end it with you first. If someone cheats on you, then they are the ones that failed you, not the other way around. If she can't take commitment seriously, that's on her, not you. I don't mean t be insulting, this is just something I've had a bad experience with.
Ian Thomas
imagine making an imaginary girl and still getting cucked
Adam Walker
>hand hold
2 weeks
>kiss
a month
>sex
when married
>marry
a couple years
>impregnate
asap after getting married
Carter James
my wife is (((canonically))) a dyke
do i make you sick
Tyler Long
I get that the thread has been stagnating as of late. That doesn't mean it has to devolve into shitflinging.
Adam Bailey
can you elaborate with canonically in parantheses. my wife gets shitload of dyke fan art and it makes my blood boil but it's not canon