How do i go about shaving my asscrack?

Go to an Asian place and have it waxed or tweezed.

take some cheap scissos you designate as pub scissors. trim as mch asyou can from your dick and asscrack. then lather shaving ceam and use a cheap disposable razor to shave your hair off a bit at t time. you may need 2 or more razors if you are unkempt. its actually pretty easy to keep from cutting yourself despite running the cheap razor all over your ass and balls. just keep repeating lathering shaving cmrea and shave using yoru razor. it will be itchy as fuck after a week or two though but it can look nice and youll be cleaner

>Wiping with a hairy ass is a pain
It never troubles me. Wipe until there's no brown, easy.

>Wipe until there's no brown, easy
It's not that easy when literal shit gets tangled in your ass hairs and no amount of wiping can get rid of it. If you're hairy as fuck and don't shave your asshole, something is wrong with you

if you're shitting at home I can't see how that's a problem
if it's not clean after 3 wipes, you're better off washing your ass, maybe even if it is clean you should was it anyway

>it gets itchy
It's literally never got itchy for me. I've shaven it completely clean, I just use skin products on the area afterwards and make sure it stays clean.
I have my trouble with the base of my dick and my balls when it comes to post-shaving itch/irritation.

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I only shit at home and shower everytime afterwards
I don't know why everyone doesn't

Just ask your bro to help you. Remember to say no homo.

>Wiping with a hairy ass is a pain, I shave my asshole periodically and it is worth it.
just shower regularly you fucking sperg

Soap up really well with the type of bar soap that makes you SQUEAKY clean. It should make your body hair sticky. Because of that, it's easy to pull. Just pull it all off

Ivory bar soap works for this, btw.

Just go get it waxed in a salon

Get a bidet installed you filthy subhuman Anglo faggot.

I agree with using scissors first, but I think shaving bare with a razor is unnecessary. A cheap electric trimmer is quicker and easier.

im pretty hairless so ive never needed an electric trimmer so you may be right. it i was though i would still use the trimmer for my face and disposables for my private area though

>It's not that easy when literal shit gets tangled in your ass hairs and no amount of wiping can get rid of it.
This never happens. Dingleberries only occur when you don't wipe enough, wet the paper or use the cheapest paper. I've never had a problem with them.

First you want to give yourself a once-over with an electric buzzer to keep everything short before you lather up with a razor. From there it's just like shaving any other part of your body. I recommend buying a handheld mirror and squatting over it on the floor so that you can see everything. Try to imagine your butthole as the sun and shave outward from it sort of like you're shaving rays of sunshine. Once you're done shaving you should jump in the shower to rinse off with cold water. And then apply some witch hazel toner to the shaved area followed by an aftershave balm.

as a roach i can confirm that shaving your asshole is necessary as a very hairy dude.

I guess i'm the only one that straight up rips out the hair around my asshole whenever I wipe. Not like you have much nerve endings there, doesn't really hurt.

this is what I do as well, no shaving itchiness to deal with or anything.

Fucking 3? More like 30.