/r9gay/ - #789

that's another user, I'm an ayer/lobelia fag

Anons with boyfriends, do you really love them? What do you like the most about them? And are you actually planning to spend the rest of your life with them?

So it's true there are many fags who play this kind of games?

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the game is filled with homobait, so probably

>prison straight
lmao

well that second bit is the issue user, what if I get so far with someone and then in the end I don't really want to be with them? because it happened and I don't want a repeat

>playing gacha "games"
Eww

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>posting girls in a thread for gays
why

To trigger your prison gay ass

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Remember not to feed the roastie troll (you)s

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>roastie
I have a benis

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shut the fuck up w*man

>tfw thinking about joining one of the martial arts gyms in my area
>would allow me to use my gains
>another activity to work on
>more social activities for my neetdom

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>shut the fuck up w*man
I have a benis

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Tell us about your gains user

dld i stutter?

>dld i stutter?
I dont get it

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Roastie toastie fuck off

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30 posts in and this is already the worst thread on the board, perfect.

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How can it be the worst thread? Most dead, maybe

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>tfw no music bf

Cringe barafag autism

>tfw no shoegazer bf

>tfw no bf bf bf bf bf bf bf

>tmw no punk meow bf

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a man who fucks another man is not a man at all

Premarital sex is a sin. And its not like I would find a guy to marry anyway..

>tfw no bara bf
Twinks can fuck off

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I'd feel attracted to men with this body type but the problem is their dicks are never this big, so in the end it's a huge disappointment

All non-reproductive sex is indulgence.

Which is why i indulge in 2D and bad dragon dildos user

I'm genuinely unsure of my sexuality and I can't stop obsessing over it. I need an answer.
I've been sexually confused since I was about 13, when I first started jerking off. I'm still not sure if I'm gay, bi or straight. (I've never masturbated to a vagina or vaginal sex and I've never self inserted as the dominant party, the only straight porn Iiked was fetishy or femdom if I didn't self insert as the woman. I was never attracted to certain aspects of masculinity, like male facial hair.) I haven't masturbated to straight stuff, even self inserting, in over a year and a half. I'm 22 now.
I really need closure and it's stressing me out because I don't fit squarely in any category.

Other notes:
I lost all my friends in middle school when they were talking about porn and I said vaginas were revolting; they thought I was gay despite my attempts to convey otherwise.
I've always been attracted to penises, even before I knew what sex was.
I am attracted to women but I can't see myself in a relationship with one because it would inevitably result in vaginal sex which I have no interest in.
I believe I'm merely prison gay out of loneliness or addicted to porn or a fetishist or a combination thereof.
I have done no fap and nothing changed, same with no porn.

These are my tastes over the years.
files.catbox.moe/t2jgi5.jpg

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yer a tranny

Have you ever considered that you just like women with cocks? Pegging and trans are a thing

Prison gay and a tranny

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I'm male.
Probably prison gay though.
I don't like pegging that much because it's not warm and throbbing like a real cock and probably won't shoot cum. I like women with cocks but lately have preferred men heavily, I can't remember the last time I actually got off to futa.
I'm male. Not trans.

you are literally trans now stop posting this shit

So youre a male tranny

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Monday already? How are you guys doing today?

How am I trans if I'm not a woman, have never felt like a woman, and am male

They are just messing with you user. They WANT you to be a tranny

>he doesnt get the tranny and prison gay meme

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>like cocks
>like man
>guys am i gay
I think you are either prison gay or more likely gay considering you always liked cocks as you said

i want to lick a guys armpits so bad

>tfw no benzodiazepine bf

this thread kind of fell off huh. any specific reason for that? everyone usually cites the tripfags as the decline of the thread's activity but it was unironically the most active when people were chimping out on them

Shut the fuck up biiiitch fuck you

I didn't like men for much longer afterwards
How do I become non prison gay straight again? I can't masturbate to women at this point

Same

Meow always posts with or without trip a lot, not meows fault that threads are ded

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>unironically the most active
Right? Anons kept seething at them saying they're the reason the thread is shit and not worth coming to anymore so the tripfags leave. Where are all the angry boys that wanted them gone now? Hornyposting with no replies? What a treat!

Why do you want a benzos bf?

>boy's body is mostly clean shaven
>his armpits still have some hair or a bit of fuzz left
Fuck, why is this so fucking hot for me?

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They probably left assuming the tripfags would stay

and your posts rarely last for the entire lifespan of the thread, not sure what the point of this was. most people have learned to ignore you since jannies take care of the rest (god bless them). you fell off about as hard as this thread did meow

Dunno, probably forcing yourself to fap to women (with vagina ideally) it's your best bet
Do you dislike the idea of being gay that much?

>try to report meow
>im literally range banned from reporting

oh so i can still post huh? how the fuck does that work? fuck off jannies fucking kys

tfw no chadren yaeger bf

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>everyone usually cites the tripfags as the decline of the thread's activity
That was kinda the case for me. A while back, months ago, this place literally turned into /gaygen/ for a little bit. Tripfags everywhere, attention-whoring, normalfags galore. I just up and left the thread, I'm sure a lot of others did the same. The place was just usually a comfy quiet general, then it became a bit of /soc/ and /lgbt/, now with most of the trips gone it's slowly coming back.

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But that doesn't make any sense since most left at around the same time. The only one who actively kept himself on the thread was Meow and he had a good amount of people still begging him to leave, and he was banned like the thread past that. Did all the same faggots decide to leave at the same time right before his ban? Actually, even when he was initially banned and left for about a month the thread was starting to decline in activity. The other trips were still around but with much less frequency and less general nuisance so what gives?

Literally can't if it's vaginal.
Yes, because I'm not really gay. It's a lie, because I'm lonely. Prison gay.

He's not breaking any rules.

sometimes i dont shower for days because i get off on smelling bad

how do i get a bf who won't mlnd when i kill myself?

Well its fine, not like these threads are worth anyones time. Cant make friends here so getting a bf is a even bigger no no. But as you can see without the meow its the same thing over and over and you will have to stay here until you die. How does that feel? You got rid of the meow and normalniggers came back too. Meow can always shitpost on anonymous and its even easier that way. Boring people should be banned from having opinion about meow to be honest :3

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>literally turned into /gaygen/
bit of a stretch, there's always been normalfags telling their hookup stories. fake or otherwise. tripfags are and always have been the most easily avoidable thing, a filtering process that takes 4 clicks at most.
>The place was just usually a comfy quiet general
not really, there's always at least a thread with arguing going on ever since the numbers were being kept track of.
>slowly coming back
if i hadn't started the discussion i guarantee you most of this activity wouldn't be here

Two options imho:
>find futa gf
>seek professional help, see if you really are prison gay, decide afterwards what's best for you
Personally i don't really believe in the whole prison gay things but if you are sure about it I'll talk anyways with someone to figure it out. Cannot really give advice to an user on a basketwaving tibetan board

>if i hadn't started the discussion
lol wut? I just meant in general, since the trips were mostly banned.

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>tfw no bf who loves the same things I do

Bans arent for forever, you will regret betraying the meow

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>not like these threads are worth anybodys time
>proceeds to call people boring yet does the same thing basically daily

That's exactly what I do, I usually shave my tummy fuzz but leave the armpits hairy. I always wondered if this would look weird, so thanks for letting me know it's hot!

The manlet has always been way hotter than him

I am the only good poster here. Shame.

>You are all boring
B-but I will stay here anyway!

>tfw have nobody to crush on

Okay youre right i think, but meow thinks that meow is not boring so suck a weewee you norman lover. These threads are ass because of people like you not because of meow. Why do i even bother talking to you when youre all failed normans that like to waste my time then you pretend to be robots but youre not and you take meow bfs that arent real away.

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>meow thinks that meow is not boring
yeah most boring people dont ever really realize that its not new information

Only a boring person would think that meow is boring, sucks to be you

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>Why do i even bother talking to you when youre all failed normans that like to waste my time then you pretend to be robots but youre not and you take meow bfs that arent real away.
By this entire line of thinking you shouldn't even bother at all then. Your entire logic for being here since day 1 has been that you'll annoy normalfags into leaving right? It's been easily 3+ months of your constant shitposting and it's done nothing since you yourself has said that normalfags are still here. So with that in mind, you've accomplished literally nothing but annoyance for yourself and inconvenience since you keep having to find ways to circumvent your ban. Even if a handful of people left, you'll never purge the thread of people you personally see as 'normans' because they're always present no matter what you do. So yes, you're boring. Everything you do and say is predictable to the point where anyone can pose as you if they remember the right details.

>sucks to be you
but i thought that i was a norman that is just pretending to be a robot so why would my life suck meow? youre a fat ugly neet that cant make a single emotional connection to people otherwise you shit your pants and you shake at the thought of having to speak to anyone and you tried to fuck your own brother. yeah sucks to be me meow ill reconsider a lot of things today

>Everything you do and say is predictable to the point where anyone can pose as you if they remember the right details.
No one has done that yet, yall too dumb to even be a meow.

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Meow might be ugly and fat but people still want to date the meow, so meow thinks that meow is fine :3

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>yall
well there's one

Yall to dumb to be meow

>but people still want to date the meow
>date
discord nudie trading doesnt really count meow, no one wants to actually do anything with you in real life and even if they did you would fuck it up somehow

Meow meant irl thingy :3 Gonna lose weight then shitpost here about meow bf all the time so you get angery :3

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>so you get angery
except that wont happen, you couldnt even commit to something as simple as not drinking water and now im meant to believe you suddenly have the drive to make any actual changes to your life? a literal fat chance, on top of that it would make you a norman so if youre actually serious you would be a hypocrite on top of it all which is not surprising. its pretty amusing actually!

Why do boring anons that will never be happy seethe so much about meow, meow will never understand it. You accept other normans so if meow is a norman too what does it matter.

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>it's back
How hard is it to not fucking post anime girls?

I'm out

>seethe
except im not, if you decide to read what i said as angry thats completely on you though. i was mostly just listing off your various failures in life and how you will, as cliche as it is, never amount to anything other than a slight headache in some people's memories. that's about it though. not angry, just stating an objective truth. im not going to keep replying though, ive shared my opinion and this entire thing is getting circular so ill give you the floor to make the thread less boring for us

You are annoying. Really that simple.