What is your life plan, robots?

>work in space development
>marry my current gf in about 4 years
>have multiple children
>get even better at eating pussy
>eventually write a doctoral thesis
>send an satellite into space
>climb the biggest mountains of the world
>get a garden and plant a shitload of trees
>get another garden to have some animals and some crops
>teach children to be good people

Just some stuff out of the top of my head.

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>passing on genes
mistake

what is causing the rollercoaster of emotions user?

It's all I care about.

ima make a band like Peter Steele

not passing on our genes is the biggest victory, it means we're the last to suffer on this world of our bloodline.

I am consciously avoiding devising any sort of life plan

I'm gonna do what I want.

not a mistake when she's sick and abusive and i'm basically a dad to my brothers. I don't have a real life because of it

I'm not going to stop feeling like a massive failure until that happens. After I produce offspring, I'm finally free. Sure, I'll lose more freedoms than I'll win, but I'm going to stop feeling like a loser unless he's retarded or gay. So I pretend to have a bunch of those fuckers, cant risk faggots.

still a mistake
uh huh. it feels the most feel now. i could literally die and float away

Let's make a cover band called Type A Positive

Im gonna build a house/farm away from people and live there

Going to fall for the travel the world meme. I'm older than most here and have some income that doesn't require work. Booked flights to Thailand and Japan and if I like it might not come back for a while and travel around.

>cope until parents die
>then sui

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>>ima chill. u?
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Find a way to make minimum of 200 USD per month and live homeless.

Teach English as a second language in Japan, learn the language, and end up doing biochemistry there.

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play vidya till im like 30 and then rope

Find a job in japan. Find a homely loyal 2-7 out of 10 waifu. Make some haffu babies. Try to never have a routine and do something new every day and remember as much as i cam about it so my perception of time slows down

>>>ima
>Kill self.
ima gonna use that too now

>be 25
>gonna study for 5 years
>get a decent job
>get a used roastie to put some babies in
>divorce my roastie after my kids are 18
>get a house at the sea
>retire early
>spend the rest of my life chilling
that is literally it

in the game of life there are winners, and there are losers

I myself am a loser

shit-tier social skills. anxiety and mental illness that crippled my chances at climbing the corporate ladder.

no chance whatsoever at being a homeowner with a family.

im just trying to die painlessly.

lmao! 56%er cover band

Travel is boring alone. You need to do it with a friend or girlfriend.

>finish university
>wageslave for a while
>hire prostitutes every week (if salary is shit ill do it every month)
>play videogames and lift weights
>do this for 20 years
>suicide when 40 y/o

seems like a comfy life, what you think brobots?

what the fuck
neck yourself you autistic nigger

I'm too stupid and immature to live on my own, or ever be anything close to normal. I basically can't function without my parents. You know how your teenage years are meant to teach you how to live without mommy and daddy? Those did jack shit for me, because I spent them locked in my room playing video games.
Basically they were an extension of my childhood.
So essentially I have the same mentality today as I did when I was 9:
>24
>live at home
>ask my parents permission for everything
>text my parents whenever I go somewhere (which is always work) and when I arrive there so they're not worried
>don't go out, no friends
>parents won't let me touch alcohol, just drink coke instead
>daddy goes out and buys burgers and fries every night for me
>learned how to tie my shoes last july
I think they've just given up on me. My mother regularly calls me an autist when she gets angry.
So my life plan as it is is to just wageslave until either one of the two occurs:
>my family passes away
>my family kicks me out
Either way, I'll just quit my job, go some place far away, go on a bender of alcohol. Just to see what life as a normal person could have been like. Then, when the money runs out, off myself. Seeing as I won't have any reason to live left.

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Get into uni
Get a good job
Get an nice apartment/car
Play vidya, work out, and read whenever I'm not working
Die

I'm essentially the same but at 22. The problem is there is no money only debt so I have to off myself sooner.
The worst part is that you got the mental age spot on: 9. I feel like a kid. I can barely function enough to do my job and I have to stay on my feet for eight hours a shift. People think I'm autistic on the reg and I had to pass a psych screening to do my job.

>graduate
>get a decent job
>save up money so I have decent financial status
>find a longterm gf somewhere between the ages of 25 and 29
>have 3 kids with her

that's all so far, no way in hell im trusting a woman with half my net worth given how women have treated me in the past. that said if i like her a lot and she refuses to have kids without marrying first then i may do it, but preferably not.

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>missing full stop
*Neck
>devoid of a period

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Miserably wageslave for 18 years till my house is paid off then get a comfy part time job, not a bad plan honestly

>short term
keep working till I have enough saved up to buy a van to kit out and travel the country
>long term
idk maybe go back to school and get a degree or just live in my van doing part time work and just move from van to van city to city

>planning for the long term
lol

Go into army
Save money for law school
After I get out of service, get a small job like intern at a law firm or a mailman
become a lawyer
maybe enter politics

a JAG? very cool

>get a decent job

Uh oh, you just posted cringe.

>Today, just 60% of millennials (those born between 1983 and 2002) are considered middle-class, compared to 70% of baby boomers (those born between 1943 and 1964) when they were in their twenties
>"Current findings reveal that the top 10% of in the income distribution holds almost half of the total wealth, while the bottom 40% accounts for only 3%," the OECD reports.

>Here's why millennials have to fight harder than their parents did to stay in the middle class
cnbc.com/2019/04/12/oecd-why-millennials-are-falling-out-of-the-middle-class.html

I only have the vaguest ideas of what I want my life to be like. Get over my general akwardness and ineptitude in life, go to to college and become either a lawyer or psychologist (haven't decided yet), make money, find a wife someday and have kids.

I am going to build up my credit as much as I can so I can take out a massive loan, blow all the money on drugs and slags and then skydive to my death. Will be pretty funny lol

too close to home broski

taking loans and never paying them back by killing yourself is fucking genious.
THE best way to abuse the death loophole. (dead people can't pay loans back)

Entertain myself. I want the maximum reward for minimum effort and would prefer starving and dying on the streets to having to advertise myself to the world.
I'm not going to pretend this is the ideal personal philosophy or that others could follow it but it's the only method that works for me.

and that is in a developed country where wages aren't shit and technology is cheap.
meanwhile in the thirdworld..

my only plan is to never get married, never have children and use whatever the fuck i can use to survive while preparing to move to a better country.

I'm 30 now. I'm a successful careercuck making $150k+ per year. I'm balls deep in crypto investing ($120k). I'll keep doing that and hopefully be worth $5 mil+ before I turn 40. Then I'll retire and move to Thailand or the Philippines, find a 9/10 woman to date/marry, and live the rest of my life there in relative luxury. If crypto values don't skyrocket like expected, I'll continue to wagecuck and probably kms if I'm still alone at age 45.

My plan is to go to the doctor tomorrow and ask him to fix what I'm pretty certain is tinnitus
If he cannot, I will kill myself

Hopefully I die before I see my 20th birthday lmao.

>finish degree
>get a job
>move to Japan
>spend the rest of my life living alone in rural Japan where nobody will want anything to do with me because I'm a foreigner.
>peace at last

Literally don't have one. I've never had a dream. I'm just working my day to day and beating my dick

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>network my way to a writing position for some game company or whatever type of job I can create stories
>buy a house
>get married
>have kids
>live comfy family life while doing what i love the most
I'm confidant I got what it takes to make this come true

Do you retards honestly think you're going to graduate college? Let alone move to JAPAN, a country with some of the most strict migration laws?

You'll just be a job corps faggot, just enjoy your parents still having love/pity for you because mine are divorced and both have new families and could give a fuck

Get gud at webdev, work from home, build a sick home studio, then an hero when I can't hear anymore or I lose my dexterity. Or just an hero in general.

Maybe I'll try getting a gf but I hate interaction too much so I'll just die a khv.

Everybody I ever see online talking about this shit wants to work in video games. There aren't enough jobs for even 5% of you. Why can't you zoomers be interested in anything else

Join the army as an infantry soldier. I have nothing to lose.

Live fast die young
Jesus is my copilot
i am trashman

It doesn't have to be videogames but as long as I can make a career out of making stories I will be happy. If I'm to work for the rest of life, might as well make it something I actually give a shit about.

>security contract after my contract in the marines
>Make fortune killing poachers in Africa because fuck yeah elephants
>Never marry
>Never reproduce
>Do what I want when I want
>Become mgtow munk after my boning hormones subside
>Idk after that

I don't have any. I have never had any dreams or goals with life. I'm just existing here, suffering and slowly dying.

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Former navyfag here, do well on the ASVAB or you will regret serving. My best friend who enlisted with me got a fucking 46 and ended up selling candy and stocking soda bottles at one of those shitty overpriced grocery stores they have on carriers...

Word of warning, anything lower then a 75 and it's not worth enlisted for anything that will help you as a civie.

>>Make fortune killing poachers in Africa because fuck yeah elephants
based

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Live on my parents' money till it runs out, then suicide

Depepthroat a shotgun after pai
Ting off student loan debt. Chances are that I will be sticking around until 2050.

how do I get out of this? All I do is wake up, go to work, come home, then sleep. I'm not religious and I don't think I could be if I tried. How do normal people feel anything besides a detached boredom? I'm nothing but an insignificant consumer in this industrial world. I'm as influential as an ant in the dirt

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Win the lottery and move from my 3rd world cunt

This but w/o whores, I'll kms when 35-40 yo or earlier if my parents died or can't support me anymore

i've had this plan since i was 13, me and a friend who's about as schizoid as i am are gonna get married so we can get outta this shit country for cheap. i'm not an ambitious person at all, just hope i can get a job with a decent pay so we can live comfortably until i tragically od in my 30s

How to be religious when you can't? If you live in a christian country, convert to Islam, or Orthodox christ if you are catholic, your will to discover a religion alone (ppl around you don't kno anything about) will make you religious, I'm not saying is a permanent solution, its success depends on you

Be a neet until my parent dies. Then I will go I to the woods.

all this and then
>find a woman to marry
why the fuck would you do that? you have it fucking made. just pump n dump until you die. 3rd world women will literally hire someone to stage a suicide so they can take your money.

don't go to lawschool

get killed by a handsome user

>use inheritance to put 50%+ downpayment on a condo
>work low effort job hovering around 16-20/hr
>pay tiny HOA fees instead of rent
>rent out apartment when i want to travel
>save money and retire in a 3rd world country when im like 55-60

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This image sums it up pretty well. I'm currently in the big block of work that comes before retirement and death.

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Best case scenario my internship project makes me a fuck ton of money since its a startup sort of thing and I invest it in real estate and go perma neet, just working out, playing sports, watching anime, and playing vidya for the rest of my life.

If not ill hopefully end up with a finance job and hope my band takes off in popularity, or maybe I can finish my book or get someone to draw a manga style comic for it instead and get popular that way.

Wait, you have an "internship" which gives you profit sharing? That doesn't sound like an internship to me.

No we were given a project to do and if we succeed we'll get a job and a share of the thing we set up. Its a startup company sort of thing. Or I could get ripped off, but I doubt it my professor just gave us the assignment and it sort of evolved into this. Its a long shot desu but I want to try and make it work.

Good luck. I hope you have a signed contract stating some of this.