My ideal bf:

My ideal bf:

Likes to watch movies, including horror movies. And discuss them.
Likes at least one physical activity.
Plays video games
Has a good taste in music and anime songs aren't the only thing he likes to listen to.
Is 20+
Anywhere from 5'6 to 6'4
Is ok with me putting my feet on his face
Caring
Is straight forward with his feelings and always honest
Can be playful and dominant but so gentle and romantic
Isn't fat or a skeleton
Can have an engaging conversation about different topics and can put effort into conversation.
Virgin
Is himself

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>Plays video games
>Is ok with me putting my feet on his face
>Virgin
you're a tranny, aren't you?

12 out of 13, come to finland and lets meet

>Is ok with me putting my feet on his face
Is there such a thing as a female foot fetishist?
I always thought it was an exclusively male fetish.

Ah well, you're probably a guy anyways.

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>Likes to watch movies, including horror movies. And discuss them.
yes
>Likes at least one physical activity.
i like lifting once in a while and playing catch
>Plays video games
not too much
>Has a good taste in music and anime songs aren't the only thing he likes to listen to.
mostly classic rock and hiphop
>Is 20+
28
>Anywhere from 5'6 to 6'4
6'4"
>Is ok with me putting my feet on his face
as long as they are clean
>Caring
yes
>Is straight forward with his feelings and always honest
yes
>Can be playful and dominant but so gentle and romantic
yes
>Isn't fat or a skeleton
no im a lankley
>Can have an engaging conversation about different topics and can put effort into conversation.
yes
>Virgin
no
>Is himself
yes

>Is ok with me putting my feet on his face
Please unironically marry me femanon

It's not your typical foot fetish more like being playful and romantic

It's amazing that you are pretty much describing me, save the age. Any preferences for hair/eye color?

l'm ideal yey

>she (>she) makes a list of stuff she (>she) wants for a bf
>doesn't post contact or any way to meet such bf in a sea full of guys.
Well, where is your contact?

yes to all except virgin

the majority of guys who browse her meet her requirement, so she will be quite swamped

I like green or blue eyes but brown are fine too. Hair doesn't matter as long as it's properly taken care of. I'm a bit edgy so I like blue long emo hair

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Yes to all. What do you look like?

I have blue ones and blonde hair and I'm currently in the process of growing it out to see how it would look. Good luck on your search femanon

What else do you like in guys? Describe yourself.

Wow thats literally me! Add on me on discord femanon!

> No
> Yes
> Yes (unless you count Vocaloid as anime :^) )
> Yes
> Yes
> Depends
> Maybe
> Yes
> Yes
> Define please
> Depends
> No
> Yes
Well, thanks for the game OP.

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>wants to put her feet on this man's face
>also wants this man to be a dom

My ideal GF:

>ganguro
>lots of piercings, tattoos optional; nipple piercings are the goldmine
>chainsmoker, mild alcoholic and drug addict
>Kind of dumb, so I can convince her of things that aren't true
>very slutty, potentially a "stripper" that fucks and sucks for sidecash
>will put away fat bong loads with me between greasy, unwashed sex in a shitty trailer
>sells her pussy for me and uses it to fund both of our disgusting lifestyles while I "find myself" for the duration of her life
>eats my asshole out all the time
>isn't afraid to squeeze cum, piss and shit into the toilet in front of me
>brings home fast food for me to eat while we fuck on our McDonald's littered couch
>just throws garbage on the floor, including tampons/pads

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He must be able to take care of himself and be confident about his hobbies

I'm too lazy to describe myself sorry

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I'm literally all of these

21M 6'1 180lbs of muscle

>Im her ideal bf
Raaaaaad

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What kind of things do you not want in a guy?

I feel like you're casting a pretty wide net. What can you tell us about yourself?

my ideal gf
>is there for me once i get my shit together

Stop baiting these poor lads with your catch all list you subhuman thot.

There's too many to list
Origin

list some of them. I'm curious.

nah fuck off you shouldnt be here

Possessive
Controlling
No interests
No desire to do anything
Dishonest

I'm hitting every requirement. If you count only watching original Berserk anime and OPM as a good taste in anime and don't consider 188cm 104kg to be fat, that is...

>go to community pool with friends
>see hot girl in a group w/ friends
>she keeps glancing at my feet in flip flops everytime I walk past
>get aroused by the thought of her wanting my feet

Wat did she mean by this?

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You've made this thread like 4 times and nothing ever comes of it, just fucking go outside and get a boyfriend and leave this place. You're coming to a board for outcasts searching for a perfect normalfag bf and it's so fucking stupid.

my ideal gf
>Can work my mango farm
>Can take care of at least 3 kids
>Will travel with me to the US during black friday for cheap electronics

Anyone here can apply.
Pic related its the farm

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Tehe he's probably a manlet

I like shy virgin neets as long as they are fun to talk to and have some interests and some respect for themselves

Are you Irish/ like the outdoors aswell?

wait user.... do you know who that's a picture of. im pretty sure that girl ghosted me like a year and a half ago. the filename matches perfectly with the timeline... fuck.

Are you yourself a virgin? Also please be in the US

Yes I am and yes as well

My ideal gf:

Likes to watch bestgore, liveleak.
Likes playing hide and seek with me, or play chases.
Plays violent and bloody videogames.
Has a good taste in music, aka, likes metal, game themes, hard rock, and some sadcore game themes on the side.
Age doesn't matter much, 18+ for all you glowing FBI niggers.
Height doesn't matter.
Has some kinky fetishes, but is not a slut about it.
Caring, gives a fuck when I share my feelings.
It's okay to be shy, I'll try my best to comfort you.
Playful and femdominant, but not an asshole about it and is patient.
Not obese. Hopefully not anorexic.
Philosophizes with me about the absolute state of this race, but also random topics.
Okay if not virgin, just not a slut.
Is herself.

Would run away with me and go on a murder spree

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Im OP I'm matching all of those but what do you mean by state of this race? Like your skin color?

Homo sapiens race

I match just about all of these op, do you have a discord?

Discord: The Specter#2349
Steam: The Specter
kik: definitelynotspecter

This is me except I'm black

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all of these apply to me except
>Is ok with me putting my feet on his face

You guys realise this is a trollpost, rite?

You're just trolling with those responses?

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what makes you think that? Other than the vague preferences

I fit all of these besides 20+ fucking kill me

she wants a man, not a little boy. Deal with it.

This exact post has been made multiple times before. Also a chick with fairly average taste would do this multiple times and not contactfag. 1+1=3 without a condom.

Something tells me a "chad" imbecile like yourself is not something she is looking for, either. Go back to your /soc/ dick length comparison threads.

Yeah I made this thread several times and? Why do you assume if i post it it means i want to add someone here?

you have pretty high standards for being so boring of a person

See, you're so young and insecure about it. I bet you can't even grow chest hair yet, little man.

You dont know anything about me at all

Acting stupid, too dumb to read the comment chain that would answer her own question. Damn, I guess being an airhead with tits really is life on easy mode.
>inb4 seethe incel
Meh. Just enjoy your baits already, but you can do better on Reddit.

i know that your tastes are infantile and all you do is state your preferences without going through the effort of describing yourself, hinting hard at the fact that you have nothing to offer besides being a female.

That doesn't make any sense
Why would I describe myself?

do whatever you want. you asked why i said you were boring and i answered. no one falls for the 'i'm actually pretty interesting i just have nothing to back it up rn but i am ok' shtick you have going on.

Or maybe I just don't see a point in spending time writing essays about myself for strangers who im never going to continue talking to once the thread dies

the point would be not looking stupid, for one. one of your points is 'good taste in music' but you can't even elaborate on that. if the point is not talking to anyone from here, then this thread is at best a very low-effort troll and at worst a honest attempt to make the board shittier than it already is. you're not wanted here.

>Why would I describe myself?
I'd assume so that some user might take a liking to you and contactfag. You can't blame anons for being curious.

If you liked my post, add me on any of those:
Discord: The Specter#2349
Steam: The Specter
kik: definitelynotspecter

and I will prove I am the one who posted it.

Shy virgin neets do not have fucking respect for themselves. Go look for chad with glasses outside you dumb whore.

>Shy virgin neets do not have fucking respect for themselves
speak for yourself famalam.

>have bf
>fits all of that
>he's mine
>mfw

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I don't want anyone contacting me I already met someone from a previous thread I made this is just a blog post but if someone is interested they can describe themselves and leave discord then get to know me there .

You're still not making any sense, I made a simple post of what my ideal bf is like and you go on about something else completely unrelated and insulting me for no reason.

Ideally he's a shy virgin neet shut in who has intersting hobbies and is a bit edgy, is confident in himself and a bit cold on the outside to strangers but very caring and romantic once he likes someone. Does cool comfy stuff like riding a motorcycle around alone or spends time alone relaxing at a lake or somewhere else. Doesn't have a social life but is friendly and caring towards people he cares about, likes to spend time with them too

>Isnt a skeleton
Well looks like this is goodbye

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Literally described 90% of virgin males yet still a bunch of pathetic orbiters will reply to this like they're special.

Hehe I check all the boxes, let's meet and suck each other's dicks :)

>meet all of my standards
>be yourself

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us, skeletons have it hard

skeleton gang can never win

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You sound really young and dumb

I fit all of these, could I leave a throwaway email?

This thread unironically gave me cancer

you are all autismo turbofaggots that need to be sterilized

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I guarantee she is a tranny or 5/10 at best. Any attractive female wouldn't post desparate shit on this site.

>And looks like this

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Wow, I fit all these categories and my ideal gf is an overweight man larping as a girl on an anime image board. It's like we were made for each other :3

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Not big on horror movies, vidya, or feet.

Holy shit, your fucking standards are so autistically specific. You literally just want an alt-chad who happens to browse Jow Forums and wear glasses.

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>teehee i dont mind a nerdy guy just as long as he is hygienic like pic related

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You are demanding too much but you don't show or describe how you are.

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Your ideal bf sounds exactly like my ideal bf. Stay away, roastie/transroastie slag. BL is PL.