Send yourself from 5 years ago a message, but only one sentence:

Send yourself from 5 years ago a message, but only one sentence:
GO

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Stop using social media without any irony you faggot.

Invest in cryptocurrency and make a bakabt account you nitwit.

I was already 25 so I have zero things to say.

If you stop being a creep and get fit you might actually have a chance to have sex again

Forget about her, pay attention to the other one.

Every insult your peers tell you is a sign that you're doing the right thing.

stop thinking things will get better and just fucking kill yourself already
sincerely, me/you

Devote yourself to a skill or a hobby so you aren't 22 and useless in 5 years.

Buy bitcoins, sell in december 2017.

This. Except litecoin would probably be more profitable.

jizz jizz is ur biz not answer me now dis simple quiz??

Stop pretending to care.
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It's not too late to turn yourself around dont give up hope and start now.

>don't go into engineering bro, you're gonna drop out so do business and get an MBA instead.

Things won't get better, pull the trigger.

Stay with the Finnish girl, do not go for the Canadian one.

This is the most faggoty advice you could give but I know it would work with past me
>Believe in yourself more and genuinely try harder

Stop being a fucking loser, talk to people, make friends, try to be normal.

For the love of your future: Get braces you idiot.

Brace yourseIf

You have the opportunity to go to Harvard medical school, don't fucking ruin it over some drugs and pussies.

dont go to art school

Enjoy your hair while you have it

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Because if I used words, I'd assume it wasn't me and would not pay attention. but I'd know exactly what to do the moment I saw those numbers.

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That girl who has a crush on you is the last girl who will ever have feelings for you.

>buy ethereum in 2015

don't steall from dealers

buy bitcoin and stop eating so damn much before you get too fat, panic and develop an eating disorder

The person you'll meet in 2 years is someone you should never ever leave, no matter what.

I'd probably tell myself to look up the name of the place I currently work for so I could get started a few years earlier
I'm 17 at that point, so it was already pretty fucked but I could have skipped those NEET years and got the job right out of HS

don't move in with her, focus on yourself instead.

Do not drink anything Kevan offers you.

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tell dad to be careful in the bath

he died, and I became an orphan because of this

thats terrible, story? how do you accidentally die in a bath?

Buy crypto instead of a PC, keep losing weight and start learning programming now instead of 4 years later.

My dad had just finished making some food, and went to take a shower. In the meantime, I was watching some anime. I heard a loud noise but thought it was just something our neighbor dropped. I started to get worried for my dad, and found him uncounscious in the bath tub. From what I got, the fall didn't instantly kill him but he died later on that night.

Yeah same, every single part of this. How old are you? What language did you start to learn last year?

Your gonna get cancer.

nothing changed since 5 years ago so i wouldnt send nothing

ACTUALLY TRY IN SCHOOL AND DONT GET THERAPY OR TAKE MEDS

This. Meds and therapy are a downward spiral.

Go to school and stop crying you fucking retard

shot 2 times and not just one.
or
Aim at the nose, not the forehead.

Huge cock keep doing you

Everyone you think as a friend is a rat

Dont save dad when he overdoses he'll blame and shun you and make everyone hate you just let him die and take the inheritance its not worth saving him

"Don't wait 5 more years to get your shit together and lose all that fucking weight"

Ive lost 75 lbs in about 4 months. I wish i would have started a long time ago, because i still have 100 lbs to go

Don't fucking jump across that bridge you retard.

Dont go to Texas

Please refrain from quitting league and making friends at school.

Get divorced immediately and buy as many SoftFlex gloves as you can afford.

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Kys fag do it nao

Fucking kill yourself retard, your life will never improve so now that you have the balls fucking do it, your future self begs you.

Don't move to Oklahoma.

Don't drop out of highschool you fucking retard

GET A FUCKING JOB SO YOU CAN AFFORD TO SEE A DOCTOR. TELL HIM YOU WANT TO BE TESTED FOR EDS. DONT TRY TO BE PHYSICALLY FIT, CARDIO WILL GIVE YOU A STROKE. DON'T TELL YOUR DOCTOR YOU HAVE INSOMNIA SO HE DOESN'T PRESCRIBE YOU SLEEPING PILLS THAT MAKE YOU TRY TO KILL YOURSELF AND CAUSE IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE. GET THE FUCK OUT OF FLORIDA.
That's about it.

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Fire Jerel

This is officially one sentence btw, just remove the extra periods.

what county my nigga

Work out everyday, you don't have a life, so the gym is not going to get in the way of anything.

Work hard at college fatass

Run and don't look behind you.

Don't do drugs.
Guess I'm not original.

Stop taking Adderall, and if you don't listen please ask the guy who was too generous under the streetlamp if he is okay

It'll only get worse.

Fucking gay ass robot eat my cum

dont take the job and find a way to go to school for some shitty medical field degree.

Dear past me:
Kill yourself before your gun burns up in the house fire. Life does not get better.

Find Sean in your form group and ask him to go out with you before time runs out.

she loves you, don't be a pussy. invest in bitcoin and take out at 20K

Do not buy a second hand dryer from Woodrows

Different user but related to my post

Apply now, use the spinal fracture and broken shoulders as additional leverage with the epilepsy and autism. Do it now and you can afford to move out earlier.

use a TWO name pseudonym you idiot. a first name and a last name.

don't even bother, loser

You sorry sop, you have no idea how bad things are about to get

You cannot die with benzos so try a a better way to kill yourself

kill yourself while you can
original comment

End it all, it doesnt get better and I know the you of your present is stronger than the me of mines so I know you will have the strength to do it

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you're a fucking bag of uneaten pork liver

It's only downhill from here, my bro

you'll have to work twice as hard as other people because you are a fucking retard, get over it

22, C# for uni and now webdev stuff

Make that atmospheric black metal project faggot.

You shouldn't have pussied out the pain piled up

She's gonna lead you on for three years and dump you, so don't even bother.

FYI that albozerg chick you just ghosted gets hot.

Invest in crpyto when you can and don't be a fucking beta and just finish your fucking education no matter who or what gets in your way.

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You won't drop out of college, but you should.

Invest in bitcoin silly.

Just pull the trigger you fuckin faggot.

Kills yourself now WITH AN ACTUALITY VIABLE METHOD UNLIKE BEFORE, before you figure out your dad's not actually your dad

Do not turn the satellites on!!!

Forget about her and start Reading self improvement books

Go for a different degree and start working on your fucking body before 2017 you faggot you could've BEEN A FUCKING CHAD IN COLLEGE IF YOU DIDNT BLOW IT SO MANY SINGLE MOTHER WHORES AT YOUR NIGHT JOB ARE GONNA BE ALL OVER U BUT HWO WANTS THOSE

Start lifting now you lazy faggot!

Life is hard, drugs and alcohol are addictive.

As soon as you see her, ask if she listens to The Cure, then you won't have to wait for four years.

go to church

dont take social advice from your parents

I'll give myself the winning lottery numbers.

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