Have you heard the good news?
Christ died for your sins and rose again on the third day. If you accept his sacrifice, repent of your sins and do what's right you'll go to paradise forever when you die.
If not, I absolutely promise you that you'll be punished alive forever, burning endlessly in everlasting hellfire.
Read the world's most important book today. One gospel is only 50-odd pages.
Shitskins can all fuck off and die
God wants me to be a doggo, a good doggo. All doggos go to heaven. I must obey God. *playful doggo noises*
Have you heard the bad news? The only thing you live for is a crock of shit.
>Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God's one and only Son (John 3:18)
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the only thing you live for is a life full of sin, enjoy your time ceaselessly burning in hell you fucking cretin.
And you make a wonderful doggo user! May I pet you?
You know, there is so much shit going on in this world. People don't care about things like values any more. And this is just incredibly sad.
If god really exists then he needs to show himself. For we are losing sight of what is important and good.
Maybe we just need a restart.
I authorize you to pet me, fren.
God won't show himself until the end, by which it will be too late. It's all a test of free-will. Most people are going to hell
you are going to go to Hell
The problem is the deck is stacked. The left's rejection of morals leads them to destroy society and the right's embrace of morals prevents them from righteous insurrection.
The misunderstood message of the bible that theres a heaven out there somwhere waiting for you after this life already devalues your entire existence here.
>It's all a test of free-will.
I thought God was supposed to be omniscient. If he's omniscient, how can anything be a "test"? He'd already know with absolute certainty exactly how everything was going to turn out, ergo there isn't any "test".
Woo boy are you about to get the petting of a lifetime! I hope you enjoy being scratched behind the ears
Yes he already knew from the beginning who the elect were, but it's a test for US, not HIM.
Who's doing the testing? What are they trying to discover?
God is testing our hearts to see if we're pure enough to enter the Kingdom of God
Yes, I do, fren. *Sits on floor and stares at you excitedly*
Again, if God is omniscient then he's not administering any tests to see anything. He already knows exactly how everything will turn out, down to the smallest subatomic level, up to the cosmic level. If you know exactly how something is going to turn out, literally exactly, then you're not "testing" anything.
Well it's a test down here, but maybe not up there
The plan is ineffable, its quite arrogant to assume you would have even the tiniest grasp on what's going on. Though that's a folly of man more than a personal one, to assume himself more than he is.
>it's quite arrogant to assume you would have even the tiniest grasp on what's going on
So why do you assume that you yourself have such a grasp? Isn't that arrogance as well.
thats fake news faggot
Have you heard the good news?
Christ gave head to a thousand niggers for your sins and rose again from the ghetto on the third day. If you accept his anal and oral sacrifice, repent of your sins and do what's right (fuck blokes) you'll go to (gay) paradise forever when you die.
If not, I absolutely promise you that you'll be punished alive forever by being forced to be straight and made to fuck beautiful, hot women, shagging endlessly in everlasting bliss.
Read the world's most important book today (Protip: It's not the bible). One gospel is only 50-odd pages so it's a useful replacement if your short on bog roll to wipe your ass.
I dont, I just follow the teachings of God. Who is the maker, as he has said it so shall I do.
>I just follow the teachings of God
How do you know that God taught you that he's testing your free will? It doesn't say that in the Bible.
I erased your bloodline from my afterlife and made arrangements for you to go to Hell. I also tapered you with cancer to make sure your last days here are worse as each day passes
Hot.
I'll do some baking while I'm there, since it's cold as fuck where I live it'll be like a permenant vacation.
Cheers brah.
You're a worthless nigger that think's he's won something in life by disrespecting me although I will prove to you how gravely foolish you are
Eat my arse.
I'll fuck your little beta bitch Jesus through his cross holes then cum in his gay beard.
>trying to larp that your that you aren't a worthless nigger on track to Hell
Would god forgive me if I followed all his commandments but I believed in another deity or didn't believe in a god?
> Trying to larp that your holy and just when you've shagged 4 girls outta wedlock my man
>Followed all his commandments
>Believed in another deity
What is the first commandment, user? Literally number one?
Not most literally 99% of people are going to hell
> thou shall act like a meek fearfull sheep and do as a 2000 year old desert book says?
>trying to frame God
I adhere to my values. The only girl I would "shag" is a girl that I love and who respects me for me although that doesn't seem to exist
Fuck off proddie.
Yes I agree with this, unfortunately
Stop this