Why having a gf, user?

why having a gf, user?
>most girls are not even funny and hard to talk to
>non compromised ones are either fake, dumb or boring af
>they might take much of your free time or distract you from other important things
>the chance of a girl come talk to you is once in a lifetime
>body is disgusting

if you think about it deeply enough, there's nothing appealing about them. everyone feels attracted to them at a certain age, but it takes time to realize they are not worth the effort. Focus on self-improvement instead of asking for trouble.

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sex is fun user, try it

A woman is a physical object. Touching it gives me pleasure. So does biting it, kissing it, licking it, tickling it, fucking it, among other things. However, it is not an object I can purchase with money alone, and I fail at meeting the requirements to acquire one, but I'd love to have a gf and do all of those physical things that get me off, even if the cost is dealing with some bullshit like hearing it's speech and talking back to it.

>Muh secks
What else do women have to offer? Nothing because they are boring and uninteresting as hell

I want to try it but the wimmins won't let me.

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My gf is literally the funniest person I know
Shes Savage as fuck toward other people we stare at and judge in public places ajd she just regularly cracks me up.
She is also caring and kind and sexy and beautiful
I love her more than anything
Thanks for reminding me of these things, OP
I honestly wish you had what i have

You just have to find the right one. The problem is that most people would settle with a total bitch if they had to. Higher your standards. Only date the woman you know you'll love in 10 years.
For me that means I'm only interested in maybe 1 out of 1000 women.
Of course that means you might not get a GF at all. But better have none GF instead of a cunt. It worked for
him.
Also turning down bitches is super fun because they aren't used to be told to fuck off.

You're generalizing heavily dude, but yeah a lot of em are pretty boring.
My ideal would basically be having one that I could pop in and out of existence whenever I wanted them to cook, clean, or entertain me be it sexually or by talking.
Real women are 100% not worth the effort you would need to put into them because they're flawed like all humans. That's why I'm strictly 2D only, because real women are not worth the effort at all. I've literally never had sex because I never wanted to have sex with someone who's approached me. I've literally had girls ask but I said no and when they asked why I said "I'm not in the mood". What I meant was "I'm not in the mood to fuck anything and anyone, you don't arouse me and you definitely don't meet my requirements as a person so I don't want to have sex with you and I will never have sex unless I meet someone who is basically my ideal".
I can bet that some idiot is probably thinking "durr you retart you coulda had secks!" but they're Neanderthals so their opinions don't matter to me.

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Just get a nice boi wife

as i said, there's a chance of meeting the right person. mine is over, so i need to find all cons of having friends/gfs so i can feel better about my lonely ass