It really isn't that hard, virgins

Nah my book is great.

I've been told I was cute several times.
I can squat 100kg for reps.
I'm not fat at all.
The last 2 months I asked 5 girls out for coffee and they all rejected me. None of them were out of my league at all.
Yes it is extremely fucking hard.

Also, why the fuck do you hate us so much?
We're not fucking harming anyone.
Why don't you just fucking leave us alone?
Every day with these fucking threads.

Show me de way

I'd rather be a virgin than a fat slob

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What a milk truck. She could put an eye out with those things.

Being a fat slob isn't required I think?

Get into BDSM and advertise yourself as a master/daddy dom willing to teach newbies and pretend like you know shit. Eventually you will know shit and until then you can fake it by just knowing how to tie bondage knots properly.

That's..... actually not a bad plan

still doesn't solve your problem if you're already super lonely to begin and there's no one around to even talk to

also, ree normie, where do you think we are

looks like a dead inside teenager, even if I groped it's tit (which I probably would since that's all I have the urge to do to strangers) it would be too apathetic, boring, "lonely", depressed to uphold any semblance of a relationship and should probably be killed for it's inferior consciousness to alleviate the romantic suffering of others

I assumed that you guys had friends, you gotta work on that first.

aaaaand this is why we say it really is that hard. OP can fuck right off, and I think they already have

Looks like a dead inside teenager. In the prime of it's life with no life experience or urge. No urge. Even if I groped it's tit, (I probably would since that's all I have the urge to do to strangers and am getting more low-inhib) it would be too apathetic, boring, "lonely", and depressed to uphold any semblance of a relationship and should hypothetically be killed to provide relief to the inferior consciousness trapped inside a highly desirable body, thus alleviating the romantic suffering of others. This is the only rational solution until slavery is enforced by groups of able bodied incels.

>still doesn't solve your problem if you're already super lonely to begin and there's no one around to even talk to
Advertise it on dating apps and shit. I got most of my bites off of fetlife and OkCupid. People are way more forgiving of their dom being fat/ugly for some fucking reason. One of the girls I had as my sex slave for over a year was actually married. We only stopped because her husband got pissed off about the entire thing. She was easily a 9.5/10, absolutely gorgeous. No idea why she let me have sex with her.

I have friends but going to bars to pick up girls is beneath our dignity.

lmao sure thing buddy
I don't hate any of you, just that you whine about it all day

Bullshit.
Most of my friends are very social and only 4 out of about 20 aren't virgins. It's literally the vast majority of all my friends. None of them are hermits like a lot of r9k retards

>download tinder
>swipe right on everyone while you jack off in the bathtub
not hard

>DUDE JUST ____________________ LMAO

all your friends are from D&D group?

>I assumed that you guys had friends, you gotta work on that first.

My guy friends are all better looking and more extroverted than me...so any girls we meet end up just fucking one of THEM.

Maybe in the old days you could scrounge up the scraps that Chad and Brad let drop on the floor, but nowadays there ARE no scraps. Chad and Brad just fuck all of them.

Being a fat slob is required. Those dead inside women you found attractive with their attractive bodies have seriously psychological disorders that wreak of death and they have to degrade everything around them including their sexuality. Thus they lavished it upon, you. Ew. I suggest you kill the next ones until able bodied incels institute a type of slavery program.

No you fucking roastie.
They're perfectly normal and they go to a lot of concerts. We also go out a lot.
I forgot to mention that I am 21 btw

Is this true? Is there hope?

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>Is this true? Is there hope?
Nope

Never forget where you are

>Maybe in the old days you could scrounge up the scraps that Chad and Brad let drop on the floor, but nowadays there ARE no scraps. Chad and Brad just fuck all of them.

Yeah, as the average age of first marriage gets later and later this becomes a bigger and bigger problem. Good-looking guys stay in the market longer, and while they're in the market they're more than capable of fucking every last girl.

at 21 I was only virgin in my friend group, try harder incel

If I become a fat slob can I fuck 9/10 women? Is it literally just girls with issues who like being ruined by ugly guys?

Ever notice how the make porn stars in bdsm videos are way less fit/attractive than other ones? I think there might be a connection. user might be right.

Pretty much because there is that type of psychosis spreading and none of them actually value life, it's an anti-social personality thing. They'll fit into society and pretend to be normal haha so normal.

I am that guy you dumb bitch.
Go fuck yourself I hope you get an std fucking roastie.

in 10 years you'll be fat and still a virgin
eat shit

>16/20 of my friends are virgins
Are you living in an aspie commune?

>If I become a fat slob can I fuck 9/10 women?

Dude, come on. Does that SOUND reasonable to you? Some fetlife weirdo is fucking with you.

Women into bdsm like the idea of being devalued by ugly men.

Yeah but brings up a good point.

I'm guy newfag, you should have realized until now there are no women here
even my ugly fat friend from high school who I would have thought would be eternal virgin got laid in college, so you are either extremely ugly or autistic (probably later)

You don't go out and meet girls WITH your friends, you meet girls THROUGH your circle of friends and start talking to them
Another tip, never go on 1 to 1 dates those are gay af just meet up with like another 5 people and chat with the girl.

yeah but why. what are they hiding

tfw never been called cute
never even held hands
fuck you

Become a fat slob daddy dom, apparently it makes it easier.

i cant be a dom anything when im 5'7"

That may be true. I am a bit over six foot and overweight. I look like the stereotypical faceless fat fuck that has sex with women in hentai.

Explain further what you mean. Never start a sentence with a pronoun unless you have named what you were talking about in the previous sentence. What is it?

Not him, but I'm in a similar situation with my friend group. We're in our late 20s, known each other for 15+ years, and 5 out of 6 of us have never had a gf. I can't say for sure that the other 4 non-gf havers are virgins but it wouldn't surprise me at all as we literally never talk about women. We aren't even spergs or anything. We each have respectable careers, our own apartments/houses, and most of us are in decent shape. In fact the fattest, spergiest guy is the one who has a wife.

What if I'm an ugly with no social skills?

Dom isn't about height or stature but about mental frame.

>dude just get laid lmaooo

>Using the term "Chad and Brad" unironically

There might be no hope for you.

>just go out drinking
alcohol makes me a terrible person. it doesn't enhance social situations at all

>I assumed that you guys had friends, you gotta work on that first.
holy fuck this has to be a troll post. I don't understand how someone can be so clueless that not everyone understands people as much as them
I've been trying for fucking years to make friends but I just can't interact with people at all. I'm like a fucking joke to people

Fuck you I just tried and it is. No matter what I did I couldn't get that soda bottle to rest on my chest.

you might just be autistic, lad
you gotta find another autistic girl.

I don't want to be a player. I'm looking for a wife material that won't be obese after the fist kid.

Why is some of the coke censored

well I have no idea where to meet autistic girls, since if they're like me then that means it's probably impossible to find them, but even worse since women aren't expected to initiate relationships.

more pics of this stuff please

autism only makes them more attractive to chads and normies

Double chin?
Spots?

Must be your shite personality then user

Meanwhile criminals can get girls.

I had a crush on a girl who looked like this back in middle school.

She became a tranny art hoe.

>Sinaloa, Mexico

guys how do i live in that shithole without getting killed by the cartel?

but my man titties aren't large enough

but they know how to treat girls, you don't

u r retard

staceys brain
>should i fuck the spastic overly romantic weirdo incel or chad who takes risks and lives a life of his own even if its against the law

this is probably true

I knew a guy who was in his 40s, semi fat aka beer belly, pervert, average 6 inch dick... etc.

He had 20 and under year old girls fucking him because he was giving them the impression he is a "sexual guru" or something. He didn't go with the bdsm thing you mentioned although that would also work.

Point is, fat people can easily fuck girls they just have to advertise themselves as sex experts whether it's bdsm or oral sex

It is. I may be fat but my man boobs aren't big enough to balance an entire bottle of coke on them.