Oh fuck oh fuck

Oh fuck oh noes oh fuck oh fuck
Guys this is so hard I wnt to job for the first time and I cant handle it. They asked me to work but I didnt understand the instruction and I FUCKED UP EVERYTHING FUCK FZCK FZCK
THIS IS THE END
Guys why cant we robots be allowed to just neet forever when working is impossible for us?
I am supposed to just die jobless?
Does society want us to die?
Is my dad sad that I exist?
Fuck I feel so shit fuck fuck fuck
This is the worst day ever

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I still don't understand how you lot survive without jobs?

Basically leaching off their parents. Some get disability payments too.

help job help job eeeeeeeeeek eeeeeeeek i cant help no fuck no no tomorow bad i have to wokr no fukc fukc i cant no eeek fuck stress im so paniccccccccccc

eeeeeeeeeeek no gf eeeeeeeeek help im sad nonono panic fuck chad better fuck nono he better jawlin eeeeeek fuck fukc

OP my life is ruined a woman just said no to me
i am crying now

what happened at work? you couldnt have fucked up that bad

Hey man. basicle they told me hey you put this here and this here and here and was like ok but not ok and then it started and i was like fuck fuck where do i put it but i didnt put it anywhere and it was too heavy so it fell and it broke and boss guy was so angry and i was like fuck fuck fuck sry sry sry and he was like john you are a fucking imbecile
and i told him im sorry but he told me to come back tomorow and now im fuck fuck fukced

Ehh, my boomer parents kicked me out at 18 and I think I did alright for myself. My dad is one of the boomers who still thinks you can get any job with a firm handshake and a strong smile...

It's ok, I fucked up a pizza delivery my first day and the house I had to deliver to was so close to the shop that you could see it. Just don't give up and try to fix what you've done

if he told you to come back tomorrow then you didnt fuck up that badly

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>>Does society want us to die?
Do you even have to ask?

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right, maybe not any but at least 90% of entry level jobs or temp jobs

i know how you feel, when i got my first job it was super overwhelming and it felt like everyone was asking too much. next time you dont know where something goes just ask someone, its a whole lot better than panicking and breaking something. you'll go back tomorrow and everything will be fine

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Know that feel, just need to tough it out you will laugh how easy it is in a couple of months(will get alot easier in some days tho dont wory)

I'm 32 and have already peaked in what I can reasonably make in my incredibly niche field of work. I'm a veteran though and those juicy benefits really do come in handy once you get yourself settled.

JOB HARD AAAAA help life hard
why lve oh goodie oh noes fuck fuck
i dont want to go and do thing so much horrible
im so bad im so mentaly ill i have autism i cant tell if you are not with the goverment or not i dont know fuck this is terrble

that's boomer age, but jokes aside almost every recruiter/hiring manager i have talked to and become friends with spends more time focusing on how the candidates present themselves rather than what they know or what they can offer.

i dropped the box and someone wasl ike haha what a n idiot lik they already make fun of me in the workplace because i drop stuff wtf is going on why ij ust wanted to be friend but now people say i suck at doing work like what why when who what fuck

it will click after a certain point, you have to keep in mind no one there actually gives a fuck about you. you have a bunch of pretenses in your head about presenting correctly and all this self doubt and worry, once you let that go you'll get the hang of it. it will become pure second nature automation.

Oh I know it's important, but the memes write themselves when it comes to boomers.

I have to wear button up and khakis for work, no bushy beards or long hair.

just calm down and try to focus on what your job is. think about the your current objective and once thats finished move to the next step. for example if your job is to stock boxes then focus on just that. make it into a video game if that helps you. like the other user said it will get easier, just get through the first few days.

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