I MIGHT GET A JOB BOYS

I MIGHT GET A JOB BOYS
(working as a wastewater plant operator)

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Right on!
Proud of you son. Get that paper

Thank you Fren, i've never gotten this far before.
Even got rejected as a Cashier and other stuff in the past

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testing testing hello dude

Sewer plant operator* don't sugar coat it! Have fun in those tanks.

On a serious note, hope its for your municipality! Good benefits and a pension. Easy job have fun!

What are your qualifications?

I was told to look into water treatment because all the boomers are retiring and there aren't enough people to replace them.

how did you get this? like what training would i need? not even kidding i have thought about this and tried reading a book about it but it seemed pretty difficult. all i remeber are terms like activated sludge

Yes for the municipality!
I said I worked at ToysR'US for 3 years (I lied) they can't check if it's true or not because they don't exist anymore lol
I do have a driver's license and a car so that's something you'll definitely need to have, and it says I have to get some sort of license after 6 months of working

Put that shit behind you. They weren't lucky to get you as an employee. Put yourself out there and shape your destiny. Starting here user. Starting with this job

i mean have you ever taken any courses on the subject? not being condescending, if anything this is relieving because i have no qualifications myself.

also what jobs have you worked, are normal jobs difficult?

On the application you filled out, did it say that you needed certifications to begin with?

There are a few openings in the cities near me but they all want scuba, licensing, and other things. All I have a bachelor's in biochemistry.

Based and fatherly-figurepilled

Thank you friend, I'm really praying I get the opportunity to show I can make something of my self
I did have my ""own company"" where I cleaned two houses twice a month each one.
So i'm not completely lazy and unexpectant of standards and attendance
GED, Driver's License and ability to get this license 6 months after hiring

Based and lie pilled
this is how you make it bros

Test is really simple. Ask one of the old timers. They usually have the books with the answers. Have fun picking condoms outta the bar screen and stuff.

Oh and you can hide dead bodies pretty well in som of those tanks. Guy in our sewer department back in the 70s did that like 3 times. When he dumped the body at a beach is how he got caught

PPS Dont pick up the drinking/drug habits most of us municipal workers have.

I know I can do the job so i don't mind lying.
I don't wanna kill anyone, If anything I wanna keep the water in good levels for people to consume, i'd be the backbone of society. Plus I just wanna have a decent income.

>I said I worked at ToysR'US for 3 years (I lied) they can't check if it's true or not because they don't exist anymore lol

you dirty rat

Does this shit actually work? Lying about working at closed businesses?

I remember getting an email for me to come in for an interview for a nice overnight job at a hotel but I didn't go.
it was scary because I didn't know if I would like the job or be good at it. I got that email at the wrong time and I wish I got it now.

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What's wrong with lying about that?
And I guess it does work since they reviewed my qualifications.
try again friend.

People don't really check lol

hotel night audit jobs are everywhere should be easy enough to get another

Exactly, so i'm not bothered.
Yeah I see them all the time.

fucking nigger whole foods blackballed me after quitting 8 months as an overnight stocker. i cannot get hired at any whole foods. they put me down in some system or someshit. how are you gonna reject an applicant with 8 months of experience directly tied to the job

It's probably to cut down on the number of people quitting.

yea thats just how it is, you just have to keep trying

yeah honestly fuck Whole Foods, overpriced market. But the pay is fantastic.

i heard working at a shit processing plant not only pays really well but that you can get hired really easily because nobody wants to do it

is this true? how did you find it, I cannot really seem to find any listings for it in my area

I applied for a job as a bank teller, thing is the dress code is really strict, you have to wear a suit no negotiation, and ill probably have to get a really short haircut too :(

If you get this it will change your life dude. at least it did for me when i got a real job.

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