Fat fuck here, what would happen if i only ate 1 red baron pizza a day for weight loss?

I only eat musli with choco bits and one legit meal per day, try something similar, just dont skip normal food, find something you can eat all the time and fill in some variety for dinner

what do you usually eat in a normal day? I've always wondered how do you fatties manage to cram that many calories in a single day.

>eating 100% processed carb dogshit everyday
>"yea i wanna """lose weight"""
you need to start eating keto my man

It's not just what it has, but how much of everything. There's a reason the nutrition box on the package has percentages next to everything.

a lot of chocolate like 600-1kcal worth of it.

kekto cucks, great advice destroying his body more than eating that pizza every day

>2 peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast (680 calories)
>4 soft tacos and a large baja blast from taco bell (1200 calories or so)
>little caesar's cheese pizza and a box of their cheesy bread (~2800 calories)

I don't want to be alive anymore but I'm too ashamed of my body to go outside to buy a gun or get run over by a train.

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how much soda do you drink per day?

>nothing for breakfast
>some rice with tomato sauce and tilapia
>around 1kcal or more in chocolate bars or candy

i will keep better track i eat random stuff most of the time.

don't you guys feel sick from eating all that junk?

no i wish i did maybe if i clean up my diet it will make me feel sick eating it after a while of clean eating

Not much, mostly diet soda (just a can or two) and maybe a large sugary soda from fast food (like Baja Blast from Taco Bell). If I cut it out, I'd still be eating 3000+ calories a day.
Sometimes, yes. I just ordered two large pizzas from a local place and ate both. I am on the verge of vomiting but couldn't if I tried. Believe, I've tried. Nothing makes me vomit. I can look at gore and scat and I couldn't be bulimic if I wanted to.

user why do you do this to your self? how can you consume over 4k calories?

how is keto destroying his body you dumbass. how does cutting out processed carbs destroy your body

how many calories are in it?

Tomato sauce is more than enough to prevent scurvy

Seems comfy. You ever get the stuffed crust at Little Caesars? It's pretty much the crazy bread but with cheese inside. Good stuff and might cut off like 200 calories instead of both a pizza and crazy bread.

>Also fat fuck here.
You'd probably feel hungry as fuck and I would not recommend you do this. Stick to eating pizza as well as burgers, hotdogs, candy etc.

red baron pizza is like 1600 calories total. Its actually pretty solid in terms of weight loss for an adult male over 5'8.

Wouldnt be good for your health, but your body would start to look good at least.

I want to die, I want to numb the emotions I feel with mediocre pleasure from food, I want to validate my self-loathing, I want to ensure that I'll never be fit or strong enough to hurt anyone, I want to die alone and away from the world with only the minimal amount of suffering inflicted on good, innocent people. If I'm fat, I can't hurt anyone besides me and maybe my mom.
I've had it but it doesn't fill me up anymore. I'm sick. I need to eat until I'm sick to satisfy the voice telling me I'm not worthy. I like the deep dish, that one fills me up because the dough is so thick but it's just about the same calories as the pizza+bread combo.

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you can literally just eat 1600 calories of something that isn't nutritionally worthless processed carbs
>pork rinds
>beef jerky
>any meat
>any cheese
>any vegetables
>eggs
there's so many options

It would be much better to lose weight by only eating bacon, eggs, spam, cheese, and fish. More nutrients and food is still tasty. No carbs so you burn fat more easily

1600 calories of beef jerky would be so tasty but it's really expensive. How many eggs would 1600 be?

user if you eat pic related you will 100% loose weight. not included is cottage cheese and fage. if you deny your body carbs, it will start using your fat cells as a fuel sorce. I've only been on a keto diet for about 1.5 months and i've lost a shitload of weight.

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I have $5 to spend per day, what can I get for that and stay keto? I know eggs are cheap. Do I need anything else? Could I just eat 2 dozen hardboiled eggs a day and be healthy?

nah thats too much cholestrol. mix two hardboiled eggs with canned tuna or some other canned fish. shouldn't be too expensive. you can probably get a tub of cottage cheese for $5. or rotessiere chicken in the plastic container. if you eat high protien foods you will feel satiated quickly which is the goal

Okay. What about mercury from the tuna? Isn't a can a day really bad? I'm very fat but also a manlet, so I may or may not be able to process that much mercury out. So far so good though, user. Thank you.

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eating all of those things is kind of a waste of time if you dont care about your health.

Also get your fucking pseudoscience out of here. Calorie goes in calories go out. eating certain kinds of calories doesnt change the fact that your body needs a specific amount of calories to survive. Fuck fat people that think they are eating 1400 calories but still gaining weight. Seriously, fuck them. Fuck all fat people who are in denial.

Have you ever had a red baron pizza? Theres like 4 pieces of cheese on it

You should take a multivitamin supplement too. Don't do it for too long tho.

>starts only eating one pizza a day
weakling.

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