Give me literally 5 reasons to not kill myself

>implying love would save me from my own demons
>implying you wishing me happiness will ever make it true

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The main reason I dont do it (and wouldnt recommend others trying) is that you may fuck up and live an even more miserable life

I've always had the morbid curiosity of how the afterlife would be desu, my parents even took me to a lot of psychologists and I was diagnosed with Schizophrenia and Sociopathy.

Might buy some real indonesian ouija board and try to understand how the afterlife really is before doing it

Kinda approved

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1. You're not Anthony Burch
2. You're not Anthony Burch
3. You're not Anthony Burch
4. You're not Anthony Burch
5. You're not Anthony Burch

>5
What, did someone give you 4 already and you still WANT to be in denial that you're a retarded faggot? Kill yourself

Genuinely made me kek, thanks user

Yes 4 is an evil number

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suicide is for niggers

Very good.

APPROVED

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Make yourself a kid go to a third world country and pay a girl for one

Others deserve to die more.

Dont throw away everything your ancestors suffered for to allow you to be here right now.

bitchute.com/video/NvLbgmVdAXSm/

bitchute.com/video/6x14p3dUvgy3/

Watch these and you'll feel better

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Based, thank you user!

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based columbine poster

do you love them as much as i do or just find them interesting?
honestly wish i could meet them and talk with them, especially Dylan
he just seems like an enjoyable person to be around
itd also be really cool to see their antics
and their full arsonal of weaponry and shit

fuck the jefferson county for destroying the basement tapes

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I love both, even tho I kinda reassemble more Eric...
Same! I want to meet them, expecially Dylan since we relate a lot!

The basement tapes are not destroyed, the FBI got a copy, we will see em prolly in 2050 or sumn

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i actually agree with that!

its ironic, i was posting about that same thing in a thread a few days ago i think, about how the fbi most likely made copies and were outside of JC jurisdiction to destroy

maybe im being extra but i feel a bit robbed they havent been released, i feel like the tapes would have shown their personalities and who they were and how they acted on tape
like a vocalized version of their journals

but oh well, im sure theyll be released some day ~

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REB X VODKA

How do you do fellow teenagers, into the columbines I see, that is a fun phase

this phase has lasted a few years now

FBI could have just cut out the part in which they showed how to made pipe bombs, lmao... they destroyed the original basement tape without any plausible reason.

Been into columbine since I can remember, this ain't an edgy teenager phase

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tapes*

fuck this shitty keyboard

yeah, the jefferson county verdict was just a bunch of boomers afraid that the tapes would 'incite people to do the same'

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Did it stop people from ''doing the same'' nope

They just backfired emselves lmaooo

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Reminder that suicide is a meme
>if you kill yourself chances are you'll be reincarnated as an insect or a crustacean
>for example there are an estimated 17 million flies for every living person

Basically it's a rigged russian roulette game when you have a 0.0000000000000000000002% of being reincarnated as a human. Even then you're still more likely to be born in a 3rd world shithole like india or africa where you won't have access to the internet or modern medicine. Just don't do it.

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Who says reincarnation is true tho?

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drink 5 bang energys to cope. It works.

Drinking anything to cope works for me :(

if you have enough caffeine the high is actually really good. It's like everything moves slower and faster. Probably just the heart failure, but still nice.

I'm a caffeine addict so I know how it feels having your heartbeat at 90000MP

bro its so fucking good. I've been having 4 bang energy's typically. Too much sucralose gets me sick so I'll probably switch to pills soon. Something just feels so right about drinking away problems tho

Had 15 coffees in a day one time, almost had an heart attack but oh boi was it worth it

>pic related was me that night

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how many ounces were the coffees? Honestly could've been near death or fine based on just that

1. stop making attention whoring threads about "killing yourself" and do it. no one likes you and you have no friends. your fucking miserable and will never amount to anything, you cant even kill yourself.

1. Why would you waste your life doing something so fucking stupid ?
2. If you wanna off yourself do it with style. Make your death count you fucking imbecile.
3. Kill someone you despice. Someone famous. Make your entire existence based on killing that person.
4. Change the world. Killing that important ((((((person))))))
5. ... Profit i guess...

I want someone who at least is partial in believing in Christ to commit suicide with me.

Heres a (you) for those digits user

>orgy while on drugs
Do they have local advertisements for these somewhere online?

You should. Life isn't easy and if you think you can't do it then i encourage you to end it

>if you kill yourself you're a faggot
>faggots go to hell
>god doesnt exist tho but everyone will laugh at that dead faggot going to hell after you die
>plus your mom might cry and thatd make you a turbocunt
>you dont want your mom to cry do you user

KMFDM will probably release like 5 albums this year or something.

Look bud, if you want to kill yourself just fucking do it people remember school shooters and murder suicide retards as massive pussies just look at what happened to mc skillet after his death or the way people make fun of cold steel cruz for being a massive retard. If you want anyone to remember you for anything more than being a massive fucking sped, don't shoot up your school.

The only reason I don't do it, is because something makes me thing that if you kms yourself, then you get reborn into the same shitty life until you pass it.
I can't take it anymore.

>plus your mom might cry and thatd make you a turbocunt
Seriously though, I never understood this argument from normalfags. Why would I care?

I might add. Serves her right. She should cry that her son was a genetic failure who ended himself.

>sloth bears
>20-pc chicken mcnuggies
>LSD
>Mozart
and
>mountain dew baja blast

Just shoot up a school you pussy

>Give me literally 5 reasons to not kill myself.
Nigger, i'm struggling to find 1 and your greedy ass wants 5? Go kill yourself faggot.

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