I am not a vampire

I am 60% sure I am not a vampire. Demons made the sun hurt me to convince me I'm a vampire. I know I sound like gibberish. I'm just venting weird garbage in my subconscious.

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Wonder what metal music is being referred to.

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Take your fucking meds, schizo

Wear sun screen mother licker

Sunscreen feels like cheating.

Well, you can pray to God to protect you. Be sure to listen and see if he says "buy sunscreen"

I don't care about myself enough to do that

Yes you are. I made you a vampire, accept it.

OK. I have interceded for you.

Believing I'm not a vampire makes me less nervous even if I actually am. My therapist says therefore I should not believe I'm a vampire.

But you are. Can't change that.

I still would rather nervously hide inside than buy sunscreen.

Even if true I can completely ignore that fact and my life wouldn't change much.

Oh yes, it will, believe me. You're in this state right now because you don't want to believe it. Just accept it, and you will see how everything will change for the best.

Idk what you mean. How will things improve? I'll just feel even more disconnected from humans and anyone I open up to about it will just think I'm crazy.

But you're not human anymore, why would you want to be connected with them?
Besides, once you accept you're a vampire, you will start seeing the other vampires around, so you will have connections with other vampires.

Remember that God loves you.

Would still He love me even if I did get turned into a vampire? These are the questions that worry me.


If you confess your sins, God is faithful and just and will cleanse you from all unrighteousness.

Would He make me human again?

You will be made more than human. You will be restored to godhood. God has plans to make new bodies for us in the resurrection.

Dry bones, hear the word of the Lord!
This is what the Sovereign Lord says to these bones: I will make breath enter you, and you will come to life.
I will attach tendons to you and make flesh come upon you and cover you with skin; I will put breath in you, and you will come to life. Then you will know that I am the LORD.


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Super mega cool story bro.

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I would like that. What proof is there for the resurrection?

The proof is the presence of the Holy Spirit. It is Jesus that sends the Advisor to be with you, so that you may be in contact with the Father.

Is that supposed to mean something to me? Sounds like nonsensical gobbledygook.

The proof of the resurrection is the fact that Jesus was resurrected. The proof that Jesus was resurrected is the fact that you can pray to Jesus to confess and repent of your sins, and he will send you the Holy Spirit. The presence of the Holy Spirit causes miracles to occur around you and through you. Not everyday "oh wow the sunrise is such a miracle" but unexplainable things.

>unexplainable things.
Like my skin suddenly becoming sensitive to the sun. Did the Holy Spirit turn me into a vampire?

Wait, now I'm confused. You faggots got me thinking I'm a vampire again.