D-do femanons at least find us funnier than normies?

im sorry im likd kinda tipsy and i hust really want a robot bf but ldr close to never works so??? ill die ig lole !

No, most of the jokes here are repetitive and at the expense of women. It's like no one here is capable of being witty and coming up with their own quips.

>robot bf when
How about you come back a decade ago when someone would have given a fuck?

What do you think, tell me a funny joke or story OP

A-user DO NOT BELIEVE THESE CREATURES.

FEMANONS A-ARE NOT REAL DESU

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this bitch needs a designated poster

im real user i swear im real as you are waahaha

femanon have big booby
big booby jiggly
thats all i have to say

im sorry holy shit
ty for the (you)

W-WELL IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN P-PROVE IT, Y-YOU ALREADY KNOW THE DRILL R-RIGHT ANONS?

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>quips
thats because we hate marvel movies

At least I was able to lol at how pathetic you are

nice waifu user shes a good one

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Post discord and you got one

oh yea well your mommy poops lmao poopy mommy

THEN WHERE WERE YOU BEFORE I WAS A WIZARD?
WHERE WERE YOU BEFORE I BECAME A WALKING TOMB FILLED WITH DISGUSTING BONES?
AND NOW YOU'VE COME TO ME LIKE THIS TO LAUGH

WHY

no its pretty looked down upon right? everyone shits on contactfags so i always feel bad for posting/asking for contact// sorry user

im so sorry user i hope you can find a proper lass or something man idk what to say but u deserve happiness so yeah

the next person who contactfags in my thread sucks big fat dicks and will forever be tainted with the gay and his asshole will be the gayest asshole on the face of the earth

At least your reply made me smile. Better than 95% of the others.

T-thank you user... i-it's not like some girl would want the m-male version of Toko desu...

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Fine then ill post mine

tell me if this makes you smile
booby booby jooby dooby

holy shit dont lmfao some random nigga will add u and pretend to be mee
no contactfags allowed waho

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD, YOU PLATITUDE-SPOUTING LIAR

I would but im fucking sleepy rn so i wont, youre lucky THIS time

IM SORRY BUT I GENIUNELY HOPE YOU FIND HAPPINESS YOU GLORIOUS BASTEARD STOP BEING SO FUCKING PESSIMISTIC AND MAYBE YOULL GET THE OPPORTUNITY FOR GF FUCK YOUUU

Imagine the kind of girls that would legit be with someone from here jfc they probably need validation 24/7

u r hor

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yea but at least they might actually have a sense of humor and laugh at the stupid shit we laugh at

"just be optimistic"
Easy advice for easy mode.

T-they haven't posted t-tits, it's almost c-certain they're not girls!

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goodnight user i hope you have good sleepe and nice dreamas oka y maybe well meet in another thread in the furure

>only do things based on public opinion
awalt

you robots are literally the most pessimistic people and it rlly wouldnt kill yall to be A BIT more optimistic in life now owuld it ??? yeah exactly. fuck you lmfao (in a nice way)

public opinion is like,, important to me cuz i dont wanna get bullied or some shit like that. you guys are way too mean yknwo like fuck

Today the board improved leaps and bounds compared to the usual crap, it was so amazing. We should talk with femanons a lot more, maybe start femanon generals.

i am optimistic that you have a big juicy butt

fuck you to lmfao (in a sex way)

>pessimistic
why shouldnt i be
life sucks

you just gonna say this and not even drop a contact

I put my hope in Jesus Christ and the resurrection, not women.

I like this board and I find you guy funny but I can't go here anymore, too much porn it's annoying, which is sad cause I like the board

AHHH you bots are too perverted. sex this and sex that !!! like sht the FUCK up and tell me abt ur pets instead who the fuck cares about sex aaaa

ahaaha die user i ghope you get ass raped honestly

i have a pet mosquito, his name is frank and hes very misunderstood

>ooohwaaa user-chan wa hentai desu

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I-it's not like I would mind to talk about my s-shiba with a f-femanon

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mosquitoes are the scum of the earth. sorry but i gotta kill frank i gotta end his life man

>tell me abt ur pets
her name is yen and she lost her sister fairly recently ): but she's a trooper and is doin okay these days

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I'm not that pessimistic, I'm just anti-social and really scared of talking to girls.

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>so many good things out there and yall dont even appareciate it
name em and ill tell you why i dont enjoy it

franks a good mosquito he dindonuffin he a good boy

>i ghope you get ass raped honestly

NORMALFAGGOTS FUCK OFF

SHIBA PLEASE post shiba pics im love shibas so much theyre so fucking cute!! also stop typing like that you actually look autistic lmfao u weeb
aw shit man thats fucking balls. i would die for yen and i sincerely hppe for her happiness in life shes a goode girl
girls arent that FUCKING deep man just go for it and if it doesnt work WHO FUCKING CARES like just try it man i believe in you !!!!!!!!!
immmmm too retarded rn to do that so sorry hut like theres lots of good things out there so stop being a sore ass loser maybe lol
die
no, by a man. you dont deserve female contsct

i double dare femanons to try and make me laugh

did someone say femanon

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>stop being a sore ass loser maybe lol
whatever you say dude man bro
male

fuck off i live in a fantasy world and i imagine all femanons look like britta

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>if it doesnt work

If what doesn't work?

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I didn't say you could talk to other robots, did you forget who you belonged to?

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I'll tell you what you really are.
A reddit nigger

>no, by a man. you dont deserve female contsct
fuck u whore

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>Implying youd want to date a socially crippled (probably ugly) mopey nerd.
Dont lie to us and yourself. You're just here for the luls.

mosquitoes are all female, though

No u

P.s. got em haha

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yeah alright man have a good life or whatever
girls !! if a relationship doesnt work out it rlly doesnt matter theres like 3.5+ billion other girls out there so just try and stop being so scared of making a move
im sorry user i thought u were mad at me :drainme:
hahahaa kys you faghot tranny
i dated a robot before and he literally used me to get better and fucking left after so yknow ahaha

obviously its a tranny mosquito

Blatantly false. Monogendered species are hermaphroditic.

>So yea
If anything proves your actually a grill its that. Do u think ur pretty?

I-I'm not a weeb, it's dangaronpa :(

The only pic of Hiro I got on my pc, he moved out with my sister, I haven't seen him in 2 years

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That's okay, it just means no lewd stuff tonight as punishment.

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We didn't decide to be miserable fuck head. It took time to end up like this. Constant falures and regrets. You cant just fucking get over it. Fuck off.

HAHAHA if i thought i was pretty, do you think i woild be here ? even the other fembots are all prettier than me man fuck this shitty life LOLE dont talk to me abt prettiness or ill fucking cry shut the fuck up
danganronpa is good i fucking love that serioes
also damn hes a qt// ehydo u not have any other pets ? pr smth lole
waaaaaAAA im jot lewd im pure i swear

im sorry man i rrally do want everyone to be happy. im trying my best to be happy too okay so fuck you. my situation might not be as bad as yours but it still fucking hurts pkay and i want all of you to be happy because this board is where i feel comfortable. okay???? im sorry im really sorrry youre miserable oaky i wish you were happy

well, this thread wasn't a total waste

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>aw shit man thats fucking balls. i would die for yen and i sincerely hppe for her happiness in life shes a goode girl
she appreciates that! i think. she's a rat so there's only so much english she can understand. thank you for the kind words anyway

heyy i made it into the screenshot fuck yeah thanks sm user
YEAH ofc man even rats deserve happiness!!! shes a real cutie and im!! glad she has a great owner ywaahhhn

No cats since I developed a trauma from the moment a cat scratched my eyes making me lose 70% of my eyesight from the left eye

no more dogs since I was highly attached to Hiro

no more fishes since I bought 3 and they all died the same day without any fucking reason

I had a turtle that lasted 4 years but all the pics are on the oldest nintendo I got lmao

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They don't have a need to be hermaphroditic. When they drink the blood of a male animal, they can extract the y chromosome to make babies.

you are so drunk arent you

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Shut up, you normalfaggot.

I do to. But when your small friend group goes on a weekend trip without telling you. Even saying that they are not doing anything when you ask. It compounds it all. It like every tiny bit i get better. Something comes by to make it even worse than before. I try to be happy, but its a constant struggle, im almost always forcing a smile. At least theres video games. Strip clubs are pretty good too.

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ok from now on can femanons please get drunk and act like this femanon? its pretty funny and cute

R u a fatto?

I think this thread might have been the final push I needed for suicide.

>/Rk9/ rule #420
>All femanons must have a blood alcohol level of at least .09

Also false. Please, stop.

hey shit man// im so sorry to hear uhm// really though i hope u can uhhh get another pet and find happiness throguh them!!! pets are so nice and cuddly and just great! but if not u can be happy without them and thats what matters yknoe?
NOT FRUNK ENOUGH LMFAO !!!! fuck man!!!! this is so pathetic and embarrassing everyone look st this clown of a "femanon" lol fuck
im sorry
>normalfaggot
shittt that hurt !! LOL i wish i fucking was i woildnt be so fucking SAD hhaha
hey ur friends are shit and like uhhh im not good enough to read the rest of that shit but basically YOU CAN DO IT AND IIIII FUCKIN BELIEVE IN YOU MAN pretending to be happy isnt GOOD but yknow fake it until u make it right? fuck mann yeahh
yeah no lol that would be fuckin horrible shut the FUCK up man lfmao
no im live