Swipe on every single girl on tinder

>Swipe on every single girl on tinder
>Get matched on tinder with this bbw black chick.
>She has a cute face.
>exchange numbers
>talking with her
>she likes anime and vidya
>She ask for a dick pick
>I send her it
>She says "yummy *tounge emoji*
>hard as fuck
>ask her for a pic
>she shows me her big tits
>they look nice and my dick is diamond unbreakable
>ask her to send me a picture of her pussy
>pic related
>vomit.jpg
>say "nice" not to be rude
>say she is horny right now
>tell her I have work in the morning
>she says "okay fine *sad emoji*
>she says she wants to meet me after I come from work tomorrow then

I mean I'm not a virgin, but it's been a long time since I had sex (2 years since I after I graduated college with some random drunk girl) and i'm socially akward nerd with a skinny fat body type and a avarage face I guess.

This girl's pussy looks absolutely disgusting, but it's free pussy and I haven't had sex in a while. I'd rather just jerk off.

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Pussy is pussy is pussy. Just ask her to wash it before you come over.

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Here is her tits, I wouldn't mind getting a blowjob from her and cumming all over these big black milkers.

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it's a bad picture, so it's kind of hard to say if it's really going to be bad. The angle is all wrong, and you can't even see any of the labia. As the other guy said, pussy is pussy, and her tits look nice as fuck.

disgusting. unmatch and dont look back

>dating niggers
you already hit the bottom of the barrel might as well go for it at this point

This is another angle. It looks better here, but all the bumps and hair In the front view is a turn off.

She has a nice personality and could be a friend that just gives me blowjobs and smoke weed with, but I don't know about sticking my peenus weenus in that thing.

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>skipping out on that rack

Just dont eat her out dude

looks nice actually and she sounds fun. You definitely wouldn't regret fucking her

I'm laughing so fucking hard.
We really don't have the best looking pussies huh?

>This girl's pussy looks absolutely disgusting
Fuck her in a position where you don't have to look at it. Or fuck her in boring ol' missionary and watch dem tiddies bounce.

that's just a brown pussy, you're not going to be staring at it anyway. If you're a virgin, you might be just rationalizing being scared of sex, seriously don't worry about it

Clearly you've never seen alot of pussy. Hers is a bit of a roast but there is so much worse out there. Not the best shave job but I bet if that shit was waxed and glossy youd have second thoughts.

what's wrong with her pussy except for the weird hair

Literally nothing wrong with it other than that, OP is just a sperg and/or homosexual. I'd consider eating that out and I'm barely even attracted to black women.

How do coochies like this get fucked!!!!!
HOWWWW!?!?!?!?
HOW DESPERATE MUST A MAN BE

yeah. she also seems kinda fat but that's about it. her coochie itself is normal looking

The hair is pretty weird desu. It almost like growing from the inside? Id still fuck for sure though, idk about eating out

it's ingrown. it's what happens when you shave with razors

>shaved everywhere but around the clit
That must be itchy as hell

wait, I'm the one who sent you those photos...what the fuck is this thread

Say my name then you lying faggot.

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That pussy looks nasty man. Even my shaved dick looks smoother.

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This thread is so mean. :( If y'all think that looks gross there is definitely no hope for me getting a boyfriend...

why, what does yours look like?

ill be your bf, especially if youre a shy black weeb girl

mine does
origibvnb

Why is it so small? Is she just THAT big?

>what does yours look like
>mine does
what

i read does it (pic related) look like yours

that's your fault. literally the ONLY thing you have to do as a women in not be overweight or trashy/ghetto and you could find a decent boyfriend overnight. that's ONE fucking thing you have to do. give up the junk food and go on runs. don't want to give up junk food? that's fine just drink some water and go on run, you'll still get skinny that way anyways. JUST DON'T FUCKING BE FAT GODDAMN YOU HAVE IT SO FUCKING EASY YOU HUMAN WASTE AND YET SO MANY WOMEN ARE FUCKING FAT COWS GOD DAMN I HATE HUMANS

I wish I could fuck some bbw black girl with giant udders but my dick is so small
>tfw 5inches
Is there any hope for me bros?

...I'm not even fat though :(

well then fucking wash and shave your vagina some time jesus christ

Just fuck the hole you sperg

Just bang her user.

>She says "yummy *tounge emoji*
how big is your dick op?

Asking the real questions here, OP is probably a Chad with a 9inches dick
I fucking hate myself