Jow Forums equivalent?

we all know that any female can come to this board and instantly get a bf if she wants. is there any equivalent for males? im thinking tumblr but the ui is so awful i can never use it. any ideas?

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>is there any equivalent for males?
user, I...

im basically asking if there's a place on the internet with demographics massively skewed to the female side, so that if a male was there he could get a gf easily.

Men are thirsty, period. It's called Grindr. Anyone can sign up for the app and get instant company delivered to their door, a warm cuddle at night and all you have to do is offer up your worthless hole.

>im basically asking if there's a place on the internet with demographics massively skewed to the female side
There are, in fact there's at least two chan-style imageboards full of them, but
>so that if a male was there he could get a gf easily
They're almost always locked off to males because at one point in time there were too many men asking women to date them. The so-called "femcels" refused them because they only want Chad.

i want a gf though, user

>is there any equivalent for males?

Why are boys so silly?!

what are they? don't just teast it user

im sure there is, i bet you there is a page? board? idk what they are called but thing on tumblr where if you joined it you could get a gf easily. the problem is finding it.

No, there isn't. None. Your only chance would be working up your status within an online community. Be a popular poster, have many followers, be a mod/admin etc.

Yes, a brothel would be what you are looking for.

This is awful bait. Stop pretending to be retarded.

Oh OP you're so naive it's kind of adorable in a way. Men are worth less than garbage no matter where you go, women don't like men

Well then you're a choose little bitch and you deserve to suffer, cunt.

Crystal cafe and lolcow come to mind, but it's pointless. As I've said, even mentioning you're male will get you banned. Even the self-proclaimed bottom of the barrel for females only wants Chad and refuses all others.
You wanna go there and hurt yourself, fine by me, just don't say I didn't tell you so.

that's not true user!

hmm, well on crystal cafe males are outright banned, and on lolcow any contactfagging will get you instabanned (probably permabanned if they knew i was male). seems like im out of luck. just give me gentle dom gf :(.

Try going to a spin class. It's like a 10:1 female:male ratio. I get chatted up by cougars all the time.

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Your best bet is to get lucky here, probably. There's a few actual femanons among all the larpers and lying homos, but they're bound to have some kind of problems. It's all a matter of finding one whose problems you don't mind or can deal with.

Twitter. Stan twitter is full of roasties looking for cute men.

>that's not true user!
Lol can you believe how naive this guy is?

I don't know how true it was, but I knew a guy who participated in a BDSM club. He used fetlife which is some kind of social media for perverts and they had a page for our city and would organize events and meet-ups. Anyway he told me it was a really easy way to get laid even if you weren't attractive as the sub girls who participated were really easy. Apparently even older guys would get laid easily with young girls (and not the "rich career dad" type but kind of older losers).
I never tried it because I assumed the girls all had daddy issues, the photos he showed me all had scene girls (unnatural hair color, tattoos and piercings) and I just didn't want to lose my virginity in a shady club with a girl I barely knew tied up while I spanked her.

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they are so rare though user :(

stop bullying me user!

anyways just did a final sweep of lolcow and crystal cafe and found an ideal bf thread where i matched two posts perfectly, but i cant post to contact fag because i will get instabanned without the posters seeing it first. i shoudlve listened to that user and not tortured myself by going there at all. also saw another post that i matched with that said what was tragic about her circumstance is that her match and her would never meet since we'd both be introverted and never talk to enough ppl to meet which ive unironically thought before. just had to read that and move feeling nauseous. i might try to contact fag her and get permad in the offchance she sees it first but i will likely get instabanned. why is this so difficult.

Well, if you'll take anything, you can try going to /cgl/, they have a lot of females there, but I'm pretty sure you can find someone more well-adjusted here, if it means anything to you. You need to have patience for this board though, and I'm also pretty sure more people leave this board each day because it's just dying.

well ive already been waiting a few years at this point. i think the thing is id much rather be with someone who can relate to me on a deeper level (as I assume someone from r9k could) compared to a random I met on the streets.

I suppose it's kind of delusional to expect a girl to post her contact on r9k since she'll invariably be swamped with people, so I'll just leave aobah#8810 here and hope for the best I guess. inb4 catfished or ghosted.

Tumblr and maybe fanfic sites
Although you going there would be like a tumblr landwhale turbofeminist coming here and trying to get a bf

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