What are your non-negotionable dealbreakers?

if she's fatter than me (155lbs) i don't want anything to do with her

>>refusing cartel leader Colombian girls
This guy knows what's up

BPD or other hysteria. Dealt with that. Wasn't fun.

i just wont tell you then

Originally not this

How? It's similar to not wanting to date a man who's shorter than you.

Doesn't view sex with the sacredness and care it deserves.
Having a strong connection should manifest in the bedroom. If it doesn't, and it's just porno sex, then it's over. She doesn't think of me beyond something to have sex with, thats an issue.

>you marry that user and don't tell him
>ten years down the road the nigger that fucked you meets you two in the straight
>it comes up you two fucked
>that user goes home that night and files for divorce because you lied to him and kept a secret for years and he can never trust you again. good thing he got that prenup

Isn't into gundam/gunpla

That would also be stale, tasteless bait.

While I'm sure that most women think this way, stating it in an Jow Forums dating dealbreakers thread with the suggestion that the poster is female marks it as obviously trolling.

kind of this desu
there are times for fucking, and there are times for lovemaking.

>can't have more than 3 sex partners in history
>has to be kinky

Fucked the format. I will list musts not deal breakers due to being ADD.

>has to be agnostic (true agnostic)
>can't be over 21
>has tats (even one)
>has septum piercing
>has choker or other pleb shit
>likes rap or country
>likes new things more than old tv shows, music, anime, etc
>isn't frugal
>is of a higher BMI than 29 (I won't even bother trying to find a girl myself if I'm far above 30 BMI)
>has to be actually white (don't care about genes but if you have a tan fuck off my dick)
>has to be 5' 7'' or shorter
>has to be nihilistic and hedonistic and edgy
>cannot be into politics
>can't be patriotic
>can't be respectful of societal ethics (can't be sheep)
>needs to brush and floss and shower every day
>needs to shave arm pits and use deodorant
>can't have more than 3 sex partners in history
>no stds
>has to be kinky

And yes I know she doesn't exist.

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if she doesnt have a fempenis

I fucked the format and changed it but yes, "she doesn't exist".

Why do you think I'm here? I can't stand women's personality and hate older women.

>not a biological female
>auschwitz skinny or too fat to walk a mile
>deformed face
>radical feminist or far left in any way
>vegan
>history of cheating
>low sex drive
>wants to force change on me

I would find out eventually and break up with you when I do.

>>likes rap or country

I fucked it up AGAIN.

Shit I need a drink. FUCK

She has to HATE rape and country.

FUcking DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not bothering to delete another post. Fuck this thread. Just use your imagination for anything else contradicting to my obvious psyche.

when she's white

chokers rule you drool

Yep.
You want xxxdildofuckingblackedbdsmpetplaypornhubxxx while you masturbate? Go ahead!
But if thats all you can do?
We're not in a relationship, we're friends with benefits.

Whatever gets you through a session is fine, but we should be enough for each other atleast some of the time; fetishes are fine, but if they are to bridge a gap, then it's pointless in my mind.

You want a woman who wants to fuck
but also a woman who doesn't fuck.
She also isn't allowed to have opinions unless they are your opinions.

You don't want a person. You cant handle people.

She has to hate the new things not old*

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Too many threads in one day as usual fries me.

I can't even handle keeping to the format faggot. I'm a forever neet so no I can't handle people. People are shit and I'm too impoverished to pay attention.

Having curly hair. Idk I just look any girl with that type of hair and my peepee instantly dies

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Well at least you admit the problem is exclusively within you and only you have the power to change it yet refuse to.

>fat
>feminist
>not into bdsm and submissive
>working some menial job. best would be highly educated but want to be a stay at home mom.
>mentally unstable
>needy
>immature
>unhygenic

>believing in choice
>not being a product of your environment
Nature vs nurture leaves no room for choice. My being ADD while having too many threads in mind is not my issue with people.

Also, I just want my personal equal to be perfectly clear. You're telling me not to be myself when that's not possible.

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did your mother or any other shitty women that you grew up with have that hairstyle?
some physical traits that completely turn you off might just be deeply rooted as a "Fuck off and die" response to past experiences

good point, every single person with ADD has a horrible life and giving up is the only logical choice.

Also you "personal equal" would drop you like a stone the second you liked a episode of anime they just thought was ok.

Growth and improvement aren't a betrayal of self and its defeatist nihilism to pretend otherwise.

Circumcision. I will never have anything to do with a man with a mutilated penis. The only time i've even come close to a serious relationship with someone ended before sex because his genitals were monstrously deformed and immensely unattractive.

>has y chromosome
>does not love me
that's all

>disfigured
>+180lbs
>crazy
>bitchy
>stupid
Thats about it.

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>kids
>stds
>fat
>cheater
>plays dumb

Maybe he got a botched surgery. I'm an uncut guy and imo circumcised dicks look much better

Same but with roasty labia. Cant do it, will only date petite girls.

kids

My equal would only want a robot (as in actual android robot) and so do I. Since literally back in 2008 or so I've been waiting my robot wife because I've never been naive, not even back in K-12. I actually understand people quiet well but they don't understand me. I find 95+ percent of the population to be disgusting and have often fantasized of being the last human on Earth so you miserable faggots can stop bothering me because that's all most humans are good for.

Not overweight
takes basic care of their body
no porn.
virgin
at least 4.5 inch penis

As someone has already suggested, girls with armpit hair look like shit

user, ALL labia are disgusting. Start dating men.

>don't be fat
>funny
>no stds
>less than five dicks taken
>no niggers (except light skinned baes)

>I actually understand people quiet well but they don't understand me

So who am I supposed to believe, some sperg robot or literally every single other person that sperg has talked to in their entire life. I would wager you dont understand anyone 1/10000th as well as you think you do.

Cats. Dress like a cat, wear a tail but don't keep cats

Dyed hair / tattoos. Crazy bitches are hot but that level of needing attention or to feel like an individual is instant next
Fatter than I am (amount to lose / total mass)
IQ less than 120
Over 33. If I have a baby, I don't want a downie.

Tattoos, smoking, and being a feminist.

Honestly eliminating the feminist variety tackles a lot of other issues I would have listed.

No, I dated a small girl once, she had a nince pretty vagina. So do most of the petite porn stars. I will never go back.

>ten years down the road

Black people don't live ten years past adulthood you mong.

I cant date a submissive female. I'm too submissive myself so I at least need to date a switch
It's not a sex thing, I like the power dynamics
In other words I'm going to be alone forever if I dont figure out how to undo the bullshit that made me this way

>quiet
quite*

Most people are idiots, normalfaggot shame tactics won't work on me. I'm immune to indoctrination. I will always only see things my way.

They do if they are in prison those 10 and just get out.

>I will always only see things my way.
A refusal to interact with new information because you believe everything you were taught as a child without question, but somehow everyone else is an idiot but you?

They let Black people out of prison where you live? You need to get out of there, user.

people won't be able to understand you if you never open up user
keep living in denial though. the other user is right

I would be okay if my partner was having sex with other people as long as she wasnt in a realtionship with them.

The strongest do. I live next to an elderly black couple. The man is about 6'4", not a lanklet, has 1 eye and scars on his face, beard. He looks like a videogame character.

I don't have too many standards but really a deal breaker for me is when
> she is non-white and non-asian
> she has tattoos
to be very honest, I mean I tried and might try again but kind of
> she is not attractive to me

>obese
>feminist
>single mom
>tranny
>cheater
>is into dom/sub or any other degenerate way of having sex

i think that's it

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As a child I learned humans are delusional and of bad taste and insidious in nature. They are mostly manipulative, liars, and hate fun and even want to sabotage those they actually love and (think) they admire. As an adult I made parameters any good human could fall into I'd not want to basically delete from existence and most simply do not fall into my parameters. Since any that would fall into my parameters won't likely like me nor I them I'll simply wait for the robot.

All they are is just another brick in my wall.

>best would be highly educated but want to be a stay at home mom
why the heck would anyone do this?

That image looked too small and like a thumbnail. Maybe this will help.

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>As a child I learned humans are delusional and of bad taste and insidious in nature

No that's just you, then you projected those fears and insecurities about yourself onto the rest of the human population as a way to justify self imposed isolation as a way to avoid something, likely rejection. Your hypothesis that 7 billion people are exactly the same and you are the sole exception is delusional.

Instant dealbreakers, no exceptions:

>had more than 3-4 boyfriends prior
>low-sex drive
>in debt
>no job and wants sugar-daddy
>wants to travel a lot
>into scat/pegging/cuck/furry/any other degeneracy
>non-monogamous relationship
>more than 1 face piercing
>hard drinker
>does drugs
>STD
>low effort into health and hygiene
>fat (chubby is fine)
>far left-Progressive (liberal is fine)
>feminist
>atheist

If you fail to meet any of this criteria, get the fuck out of my face

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>Kids. She's FWB status at best if this is a thing.
>Weight. Being a tiny bit underweight or overweight is fine, but no skeletals or landwhales. Almost every time there are mental issues involved too like being a childish faggot
>Extremely mentally ill. If it's something small-ish then can be worked on and isn't a complete dealbreaker, but ideally shouldn't be there.
>Being a hateful normalfag. Hating service workers, homeless, disabled, etc. without at least having a "decent" justification for it (e.g. the local homeless always try to rob people). Mental illness/any issues that are "invisible" like depression or epilepsy are bigger red flags in particular

>no that's just you
I'm not projecting. Insinuating that I am is a shaming tactic meant to force me to think as you do. An indoctrination tactic meant to brainwash a child's mind.

I'm an adult. You're too late to program me.

Even before I knew things about psychology I still saw through these bullshit tactics. Your attempt to indoctrinate is laughable.

>i'm so smart because psychology guys
Mate you do realize that you're literally shutting yourself away from the world as a coping mechanism to deal with your shit childhood/young adulthood, right?
Jesus Christ I bet that you're one of those brainlets that believes MBTI is real too despite being one of the biggest memes in the entire field of Psych

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>degeneracy
Back to Jow Forums faggot

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>non-virgin
>tattoos
>not white
>divorced

Facepulls.

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>le condescend to you
Myer's briggs is garbage because people aren't black and white. You can be so I and so E, and so forth. I'm not an idiot. Personality test are so garbage cyoa images are better and profiling people than most of them.

>Jesus Christ
Cringe.

Also, if I were truly closing myself off I'd not use this trollific website to talk to people. As a romantic partner though? *shivers in disgust*

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i can't date anyone who isn't a kind person anymore. i dont want it. i dont want a girl that means mean spirited jokes. i dont want a girl that fosters hatred for groups of people. these things are always the warning signs that the girl herself is a mean, awful human being who will belittle you, call you names, and make you feel worthless.

no more. no more mean people

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>Also, if I were truly closing myself off I'd not use this trollific website to talk to people. As a romantic partner though? *shivers in disgust*
just for writing this i can absolutely predict you will die alone

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Pretending to be a girl on the internet
t. femanon

maybe almost all girls that had a crush on me since kindergarden up to HS had that kind of hair, and were all kinds of disgusting human beings toward me at the same time. Since then i love most girls with hair like pic related

Doesn't help the fact that stacies think this is the best style of hair to rock

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Black, no debate

>because you would not date me you will die alone
We already clarified that I would be with an android bakayroo.

Republicanism

T. Poor fuck

wow I bet you're a real catch lmao

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>that image
>space in teeth
My posts are mostly about personality faggot.

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Ugly feet

Ham sandwich

>non-virgin and/or engaged in sodomy
>has BPD or is bipolar
>will never convert to my religion so they can marry me
>isn't the same race as me
I think that's it. Anything else is a preference.

Oh, I think I forgot landwhales, but I figured that was somewhat negotiable because she can just lose the weight and then I'd date her.

Smoking

Originagenaoeoo

you have kids, you are fat, and/or you are trans
the end

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Post tits or gtfo
Originally Oregano

>being submissive
Obviously I don't expect to ever have a girlfriend though.

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>fat
>isn't white or asian
>isn't a virgin
>has friends
>has a social media presence

>Likes rap or country
>Dealbreaker
This is literally the most normie tier opinion to have about music in general you vapid shitstain

>Non pure virgin
>Kissed someone
>Gave head or jacked someone off
>Male friends
>Doesn't wear a hijab
>Speaks only two languages

>fat
>round face (they will look fat even when they are not)
>feminist
>has some retarded hair color like pink (thirsty for attention or feminist)
>taller than me
>non-virgin (vaginal, if she took it up the ass or gave blowjobs just to scam me, good for her)
>bad hygiene
>is into politics in any way