Im stuck in a mental hospital for a few weeks

mental hospitals are for normies kys

they were clearly meant to be separated by commas...

Just be glad you're not in a dorm.

But user i am a normie, im here to suffer and atone for my sins

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Yeah they tried to stick me in a 5 person room the first time i was in, i ended up rooming with this meth head that threatened to kill me beforehand rather than it

This time i have my own room which is nice

Wow sounds comfy actually. I think I need to go to a hospital. I spend all day on Jow Forums and eating junk food. I'm not healthy. I need help mentally and physically.

At least they let you have phones.
In my last stay (2 months) I was not allowed any cellphone usage at all.

Or any internet usage, period.

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Theres literally no therapy going on, its functionally just jail
If you needed help with diet i guess it would be okay, hope you feel better please dont fall for the mental hospital meme

I keep hearing this from anons, this would be so much worse without internet honestly

If you're allowed a phone it's not a real mental hospital, it's babysitting for rich kids. Kys

Theres this lady that keeps telling me about killing her kids in 87 and having beaten her dogs to death with a stick

Yep sounds like a mental hospital.
I got to be the crazy one one night when I was crawling prone in the hallways because I thought my friends were coming to kill me and all the cracked open doors had eyes.

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Lol just get yourself put in a regular hospital, fatty.

why are you even there retard

Testing to see i am good to post on this region

that looks really sad

Can get some boipucci or maybe give your roommate head?

I use to be a guard at a place like that I fucked so many people it was great, if I was there youd be ass up in that bed

My parents lied to the police to punish me for smoking weed and having moved away for 6 months last year without telling them

There was this gay guard at the last place that legit wouldve sucked my dick in the monitored shower if i wouldve been done

I really dont doubt youre lying

Oh no I did got lots of head in there but fucked them after release also lots of hands on 4 pointing and restraining was great

*i doubt youre lying, staff are pretty unprofessional here

They would also suck dick for cigarettes I'm talking like 1 cig

That's disgusting I was a security guard for a year at a mental hospital and I would NEVER fuck a patient your a monster man they are easy to fuck but it's taking advantage of them and illegal

>loss was first posted over 11 years ago

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so there's literally nothing wrong with you and you've been put inside a mental hospital??

I got locked up for 5 days and upon entering the staff made me spread my.boipucci and stuck their fingers deep in it 2 times to "look for drugs" I never did any and no one else had it happen

Each their own man pussy boicunt all the same to me

No he is crazy as shit or he wouldn't be in there they all think like this

I grew up on webcomics circa 2007, used to post on the cyanide happiness forums

The abstract loss meme pisses me off because people dont even understand how hilarious it was when it actually happened

I'm 100% straight and they made my roommate this super gay guy who kept hitting on me and wanted to give me head it was annoying he also had blisters on his mouth I slept very lightly if at all

There is literally no dysfunction in my life, i am here because my parents lied about me being suicidal to lock me up and be ause the doctors decided i was delusional about my online interactions on Jow Forums because theyre totally unbelievably

Yeah that makes alot of sense actually. I do find it hard to believe anyone can ever be admitted and have absolutely nothing wrong with them.

>I think I need to go to a hospital
The hospital you need doesn't exist. The ones that do will just bore you to death.

Stop talking about gay stuff in my thread you faggots

Ive seen 8 different doctors, its literally a game of broken telephone

Im pretty autistic so it comes down to whether you think cwc should be locked up or not

I'm the guard that didn't fuck the patients, in USA they can keep you for 3 days if you are a danger to others or yourself the fact you are there longer means something serious, trust me we don't like having patients stay there for long periods, 99% of our patients were off their meds and said the same thing OP

Yes this is not the 1900s where they could do that

My first time in the mental house a guy sucked me off so it turned out to be pretty good

Lucky! Did you ever get to suck him off how big is your cock? I would think you would have got caught.

Cwc should be locked up

What kind? I'm most likely to end up in an actual hospital quite soon actually because I'm beginning to have obesity related health issues.

He was worried his penisnwas small so I couldn't blow him, my dick is 7.5x6 and it was at night we had no doors on our rooms so every 20 minutes they would walk by and check us, after their walk I came down his throat in about 5 minutes

Gross with the herpes or what ever if he didnt have it I would have fucked his sissycunt raw

>we had no doors on our rooms
what

If you had a door you could close it and suicide we weren't allowed cell phones or anything showers were supervised too

oh so it's basically a regular room but at the spot where a door would usually be there's just a hole?
>showers were supervised too
that's pretty fucked up

stop being such an enormous faggot you reddit cuck

Can you make room there for people that actually need it, please? You're wasting everyone's time with this charade of yours including yourself.

Ya pretty much it was weird

I wish i could leave, i explained to my doctor how shitty this has been and how he is a conclusively evil person, so he has made this a living hell by making it take as long as possible

Becoming compliant with all of your treatments will get you out of there faster.

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I had a review panel where i tried laying out objectively how i literally wasnt suicidal and that i wasnt delusional about my online interactions that i had talked about (the reasons i got submitted) and they wouldnt listen

I keep sperging out and telling guards how i fucking hate this place and kept telling other patients i hate them and they kept on writing down i was being violent

Now i literally dont leave my room for anything and have just accepted im going to be poisoned for the next year/rest of my life

AAAAAAAAAAA KYSKYSKYSKYSKYS

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Please let my suffering bring you happiness, so something comes from this situation

Okay I changed my mind. You should stay in there longer un-ironically until you get rid of the delusions you are having.

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Thatll take awhile

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So you a fellow Schizo or what? You don't have these delusions about Kanye all the time, do you?

Not schizo, kanye was here on r9k last year October-november talking with me for weeks, elon musk too lol

It was 15 years ago for about 2 hours. I was so close to being /pure/.

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Good luck with your journey my dude.

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Hey thanks man, i gave up on music though and now im working on an rpg maker game, even got some art commissioned for the main characters

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This is Oh, hes the main character and a facet of my old job that was digging holes in -30 weather

This is Dannis, an amalgamation of time spend modding a music community and time spent playing phantasy star online on a hacked gamecube server last year

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They let you bring electronics into a ward? What fancy ass place are you in?

This is Saring, an irish perspective on the new world order

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This is awfor, a bastard thief and an amalgamation of time spent playing animal crossing, ive written 2 acts and have fully sprited and mapped the first act

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ahahhahahahhahah THE COMIC
so funni
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>orgisl

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if your 3DS isn't hacked you should hack it, would be hard where you are but you can do it when you eventually get out.

I've done that shit in the past but I've been a neet [dont live at home] for 8 years so what am I? Basically same as picture except I hang w family on birthdays....

I also dont use social media unless i wish mom/dad/bro happy holidays someone please tell me what I am. Neet now, pee bottles and all

I have to listen to meth heads scream all day and unironically lecture me on privilege while ive worked labour most of my life

There is literally no reason for me to be here, ill of spent 4 months total this year in the hospital when this is over

I have to listen to these goddamn fucking meth heads talk and scream 20 hours a day i just want to leave so fucking bad this is fucking hell, please please someone take enjoyment from this fucking agony