Post your fembot experiences

Met a femanon on r9k omegle, happened to be in my area, we met up and banged. Now shes my slave. real story ama

take it easy mon, you don't need to be finding no fembot when you have the light of jah upon you, seen? you just need some ganja to be findin your way along the path to jah's eternal moon light mon

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>edated for 2 years
>met up irl a couple times
>cheated on me
I'm sure my story isn't unique

One was a bit of a psycho and from a 3rd world country. She seemed to be a legitimate fembot.
The other ghosted me when she realized I wasn't Chad.
0/10 would not recommend contacting the women on here.

I like ur webm user but I hate you f u.

it looks like that's as good as it gets
youtu.be/WaLY1S_5H7Y

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One I ghosted she was under age and was sending me lewds and I just wanted to play vydea
One called me short and ghosted me
One told me my music taste was shit and ghosted a few weeks later
One was always asking me to watch the office and I just got tired and ghosted her
Can't think of more but there were more I stopped looking for them since I started to make friends irl

How do you find so many? i'm trying and trying but i always get ghosted, i find none that catches interest and proposes things.
What do you do?

Nice what's her body type

hello anons in this thread
please dont post about me

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met a girl with the most amazing body (very pink pussy, perfect tits) and ended up sexting with her for two weeks. literally spent every waking moment of those two weeks thinking about her with at least a half chub and probably jerked off 6 hours a day. another notable femanon ended up fitting all the stereotypes: only talks about herself, says she's lonely but has 10 orbiters, passve-aggressive, etc. the coolest femanon i met was some extremely paranoid chick from england who probably has legit autism.

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I feel like I met both of those people lmao

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Put on your 3D shades so you can judge reality for what it really is, cotton candy in shades of cyan and pink

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>tfw no paranoid gf gf(male) or feminine bf

seconded. these threads make me really paranoid

I'm gonna post about you now tranny

haha so funni fuck you and fuck off my board chad

>very pink pussy, perfect tits
Did you use your 3D shades to examine her cute corporeal crevices?

Is that because of the guilt you feel and all the ghosting you've done? There must be some reason you feel paranoid for fembot?

>chat with fembot over discord about two years ago
>chat for weeks
>she falls in love with me
>i fall in love with her
>unironically planning lives together
>send face pic
>get instantly ghosted

I have been cheated on before and this hurt way worse than that. you know who you are (you go to/went to columbia, are italian, name starts with v I won't say it though). if you happen to read this fuck you you roasty fucking whore.

lurking to check if anyone posted abt me

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Pic related
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I've been a paypig for quite a few fembots before

Posts like these really bring the smile back to my face, even for a brief moment

>tfw u creampie a thot from r9k a couple of times and clear out with minimal crazy and/or horrible experiences

get fucked

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Posting =/= lurking
Fuck off attentionwhore

are people supposed to keep in contact with everyone they talk to, forever? sometimes you don't click.

Probably applies to you as well if I'm recognizing your typing patterns right

I would say fuck you I hope something terrible happens to you but based on your post I know your life is already suffering enough.

now if i can figure out how to texture map with transparency from a png... ganja rotozoomer incoming

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god i wish all my old friends ghosted me instead

Do u like horror movies? Harsh noise?

Actually my life is average, I just love seeing street rats sink even deeper into misery teehee

hmmm resize but it doesn't look quite so nice... 512, 512, 512

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Probably not if you're a normalnigger no

it is the opposite, you fortnite-playing zoomer. it is normies who keep people around at all costs without having a shred of interest in them because they can't live without 'muh attention.

>tfw i know if 1 person posts about me, the rest will chime in
uh oh

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4:21

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being known is a curse

better just not talk to anyone from here at all

a curse necessary to reap the rewards of relating to people

ganja, watermelons, fried chicken curry by the river, big melons, holographic hue hair, angelic grace and the power to destroy worlds = yummy

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Is it? I've never seen a whole lot of normies like that, they usually aren't interested in talking to autists like myself so idk

Also my laptop can't run Fortnite meanie.

>probably jerked off 6 hours a day
HOW is this possible?

>my laptop
Can you free up your lap for a boom da bitty bap?

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I actually mustered up the courage one night to talk to one and we had a great few weeks of just bullshitting about the things we were into.

Eventually my newly found courage went away and I ended up ghosting her because of my own insecurities. I was afraid what she would think about some of the hobbies I was more passionate about, and I avoided talking about them beforehand.

Still feel really bad about it, and I definitely deserve to. She was a good girl though, I'm sure she found someone by now.

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Remenber that user that posted tfw no gf/femanon/fembot? Like a year back more or less I got in contact with a lot of them by making cringe posts that asked for fembots. Ps always verify with a video or ask her to do something random in a pic

i think you're talking about me. who are you??

don't be fickle, slap and tickle, don't be grumpy, bumpy rumpy

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Not the guy that you're replying to but I think I know who you are too

does it even matter any more? im nobody to u

i'm the brazilian girl

Never mind, I was thinking of an English girl.

>Lets b friends and shit :D

i was the last one to reply everyone i spoke to. but i got ghosted by some
she also likes harsh noise and horror movies? that's curious

I'm sorry user my lap is reserved only for tea and cups of noodles

>edge for 3 hours solo to pictures/vids chatlog from the night before
>sext her for 3 hours but can't cum because i'm busy typing shit/taking photos to get her off in between yanking my dick
it's not that hard to do, user

Sounds similar to the person I met, but this was 18~ months ago so it's hard to remember details.

>i was the last one to reply everyone i spoke to
this is untrue though

i "ghosted" a portugese porch geese brazilian reptilian who claimed she had a malformed face

i didn't mean to it was acci-dental like a cavity i'm so sorry about all my depravity the madness struck me right in the heart, like a pointy barb-ed emo-dart

it was heinous, hidoi, mean and awful i'm so sorry i'm really bawlful ;'(

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Met one, she was nice but she didn't like me in the end.

>lap is reserved
what are you gay or something?

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oh no
what was the autism girls name

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so no one's going to post about me? damn..i see how it is

who are you?? american guy?

>so no one's going to post about me?
who the fuck are you? who the fuck do you think you are? who the fuck do you think i am? who the fuck am i? where am i? what is this!? what is my life!?

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Banged 4 chicks I met on here.
2 were local, went flew over to my country, I met the 4th while on vacation.

This was old Jow Forums though, before the rules about faceposting and before the tranny infestation.

I also banged a chick I met on /soc/ that also posts here. We popped molly, I tied her, we fucked and then we posted some pics on /b/

Only as gay as you need me to be

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i don't wanna need anything unless you bleed everything leech out the poison and drain my main vein work it like you've gone insane rub it on your membrane and feel the pain

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I can give it a go but I'm not very experienced at blood drainage, there's a first for everything though!

>there's a first for everything though!
if it's your first show me your worst on wurst use your wrist as you begin to list all the things you never knew you missed as you mist and rub the glass i know you thirst most for some ass it's a blast from the past like going backside in time backslide inside like it's a crime and you're a felon yeah baby yeah baby split my melon

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Met a girl in the uk
Drank a load of vodka
Fugged
Pretty much it
She had a nice weebshit collection

yissssssssssssssssss my cumment isn't long enough what's long enough to satisfy 4chin's 4skin lust yes yes do whatever you must just thrust and thrust and thrust and thrust

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MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE
MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE
your whole life your whole fucking life
MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE
MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE
your whole life your whole fucking life
MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE
MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE
your whole life your whole fucking life

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you gave me diamonds
i gave you diamonds
you gave me your diamonds
i gave you my diamonds
i wanna ask you marry me so the diamonds can be forever

>casual sex
>drugs
pretty disgusting senpai ngl

BACON LETTUCE MOMS BACON LETTUCE MOMS LET US BE YOUR BEACON I WANNA MUM UR BUM N CUM MY KNEES WEAKEN WHEN UR SPEAKEN MMMH

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nothing to get worked up about, no doubt. i thought "getting ghosted" was just a slang term for a facial cumshot

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i doubt she comes on here anymore so it's most likely not (You)

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youtu.be/Ng0olzfFzog

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>Open Omegle
>Find a femanon, talk to her a bit and add her on snap
>Good time
>Think we'll keep talking on snap
>She is drier than the desert over text, ghosts me after a short convo
> :(

MOMS SPAGHETTI IS GETTING WETTY OH NO SHE GETTIN ME READY READY FOR UPSETIN ME IM UPSET BUT FUCK LETS GO FOR SOME BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE WITH ME

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if you're getting posted about you probably deserve it

I'm currently dating a high functioning autistic girl with poor bladder control that pisses herself sometimes. Does that count? Pic related.

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Your response is cute I hope you're happy

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BURGER KING ONION RING BURGER KING ONION RING IT HURTS IT BURNS IT SCRATCHED MY DINGALINGATHING

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>femanon adds me
>we talk
>comfy for a few weeks
>she starts talking to multiple other guys
>no longer initiates or gives decent responses
The few I've talked to were nice, I still send stuff to two that are especially nice but they don't talk much anymore.
I'm probably just boring, but they also have an endless flow of new guys to talk to...
I've had the same male online pals for years

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last girl from here I bothered exchanging contacts with showed me her belly when we were both talking about being out of shape. she had a sense of humor and seemed nice enough for the most part but started ghosting me after the next few conversations so I just removed her

ok but i love her can i be her gf too

No what you have to be my gf wtf