/britfeel/

Hurry up and grow out of your 16 year old edgelord phase. Christ almighty, this place is filled with literal beta children.

youtube.com/watch?v=G-Vg2YS-sFE

Theme for another lonely night

Raisins are nice. Beer is good. Music can be decent. Wanking to trannies is awesome.
World's great lad, try new things.

>he used reddit as an insult
sounds like you're the 16 yr old lad

>other popular website bad

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>picking on a mentally ill schizophrenic
sounds like you're the underaged cancer lad

I'd have no problem beating the shit out of each and every one of you fucking faggots. Simple as. I'd cut off your heads and stick my cock down your neck holes. I'd cut off your nipples and jam union flags on poles into where they were. I'd slabber your balls and cock in gravy and let a dog gobble them up. You'd all be FUCKED if you had to face me. Luckily for you lot, I'm a pacifist.

getting your dick sucked is pretty good ngl

come meet me and bob and see what it gets you

I'd kick your ass dude i had like 4 fights in school and i won them all

>lifting weights
>reading
>writing
>nature

>decide on a movie
>5 mins in and you see the girl wipe her arse then she gets naked in front of her dad

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you're an mlp fan who's never been in a fight stop acting hard you knob head

Reports just coming in of an attempted assault from a crazed, fat, ginger virgin.
Thankfully his heart gave out before he could cause any damage and has been taken away to enjoy his new life in sheltered accomodation.

what film is this then lad, out of curiosity haha

w..what movie

>still arguing
Na night lads

>only food i'll eat is those sausages found in baked bean tins
>Mum normally gets the sausages out and has the beans for herself.
>Can't get the sausages on their own

i dont like anything else why must they be so cruel to me.

The Chair the Everywhere. Just switched it off it's unwatchable.

My potions are too strong for you, traveller. They would kill you, traveller

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odds i do it, evens i dont (although i still might do)

and im not an heroing before anyone asks

Just googled it, where do you even find this shit lad? It seems unrated on imdb

Why yes, I do need potions strong enough to kill a dragon. How could you tell, potion seller?

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>odds
What are you going to be doing then?

>where do you even find this shit lad
sorting Amazon Prime movies the recent arrivals.

>What are you going to be doing then?
it, thats what, although im not actually sure i can be bothered now

You sound like a right proper mong, lad. If beat the shit out of you. However, I also share your sentiments.

well that's silly, what do you think the odds are of you finding some gem there? just watch established films

what have we said about cumming in your mouth lad?

*swallows quick*
TOO LATE MUM

Which brand of baked beans with sausages? The sausages in Sainsbury's variety are very close to cocktail sausages.

Extremely unlikely but I've found a couple. Seen most of the mainstream sci-fi I want from the last couple of years

Just watched the trailer, fucking hell do Amazon have no quality control or something? It looks fucking awful.

you could try some oldschool shit then, I really enjoyed La Jetee

Nope. I've found a number of porno films with the porn stripped out have been uploaded to Amazon.
Captive Factory Girls: The Violation is a personal favourite. An hour long and each of the 5 female cast manage to get raped at least once each.

>La Jetee
I'll look it up thanks
>do Amazon have no quality control
unironically no. Seen shit that is literally worse than what a couple of lads here could put together over a weekend

Fuck i want to go and dive into the world of awful Amazon movies now

My dad's a hoarder, how do you cure that?
He'll literally go into a charity shop and just buy tat, then he sits at home on wish and buys more tat.

Any vague use he can think of and if it's cheap he'll buy it. He bought 30 DVDs the other day just because the charity shop was trying to get rid of them. Most them he already owned.

nighty wighty pals

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>been chatting to a russian girl I met playing a computer game for the past 2 years
>we started flirting 1 year ago
>Go on holiday to Venice and Rome for 2 weeks in June
>lose virginity to her
>madly in love with her
>she goes back to Moscow, I go back to UK
>talk every day
>notice I always message her first
>decide to let her message me first for once
>we haven't spoken in 3 days
>she still posts on instagram and changed her whatsapp photo
what's the alpha thing to do in this situation?

I wish I could go to my local but it's full of nosy boomers from my estate who've known me for years looking for gossip. Nearest after that is a mile away ffs.

stopped reading a couple lines in you blogposting normie cunt kys

Leave it until she messages you.
She might be used to you opening though and feel uncomfortable making contact. But that's unlikely given she's still flaunting her life on instagram.

youtu.be/VneGWKigqJA

GET off MY TOP

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you could drink alone at your place like the rest of us sad cunts

>near constant stream of yellowish green snot from my right nostril
am I kill?

*opens mouth*
corr give us a taste lad

report her to the KGB as being an American spy. it's the only logical course of action user

Why do so many nonce hunters get busted for being nonces themselves?

Miss my Habbo GF from 11 years ago. We stripped on cam together. We were both 13. Epic times. Been a loser ever since. I peaked at 13.

How would you know? Sucked by trannies don't count.

>what's the alpha thing to do in this situation?

Don't fall in love, try and spread your attention among more girls.
You won't feel so bad when you realise she'll never love you the same.

If it's bright yellow and crystallises easily it's brain fluid

>24 years old and a virgin
>no woman in my own country pays attention to me so I'm forced to go online and seek a woman from another country
>normie
lol

>Sucked by trannies don't count.
not him by why not?

I'm doing that right now, I just prefer pints.

>spending 2+ hours a day in my car
>not even motorways, constantly using the clutch
>legs are getting worn out

>now cant remember 2 of the decent Amazon movies I discovered
idiot

Alright lads? any grooming tips for a neckbeard? cheers.

stay away from our kids

Shave it off.
Or if you mean how to be a nonce, dunno lad, no nonces here.

>crystallises easily
it's very thin liquid. Be a shame to die tbqh would miss you lads

Yeah get a pair of scissors and just go ahead and cut right through your jugular vein.

Only biological females count.

Dont think a blowjob is gender specific lad

Ok then only your mum counts

One of you lads better be able clog me with your cum...

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MY POTIONS WOLD KILL YOU TRAVELLER
MY POTIONS WOULD KILL A DRAGON

night, faggot

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You make me chuckle lids. Unfortunately I do look like Nick Bate. Fortunately I am not a nonce and never will be. I actually enjoy watching nonce hunters do their stings. Paedos are bastards, the lot of them.

But Potion Seller, I'm going into battle. I need your strongest potions!

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you're alright lad.
Don't have a neckbeard though, sorry.

>Unfortunately I do look like Nick Bate.
You poor bastard.

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Listening to Sonic Unleashed OST while doing some pixel art lads, waiting on job applications. Gonna be a comfy one for me tonight lads.
How's every other lads nitewatch going?

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Not joking, lads, but I can cum at high speed and great distances. I was wanking in bed and shot the cum across the bloody room and landed on my TV. Have also hit myself in the bloody eye at 100mph plenty of times.

why are you cumming on your own face lad, pretty fucking bent, I get it happening once by accident but theres no reason it should happen again

What in the actual fuck, please say this isn't real

Has anyone here done clonazepam? how similiar is it to diazepam?

just had a genuinely massive shit

Okay real talk the contents of that make me feel very ill. That dude deserves life in prison and Tyrone up his butthole the entire time... I still have his beard and own a fedora, mind.

Because I always like to cum on my belly but sometimes it goes past my head or hits me in the bloodeh head.

>I like to cum on my belly
>I like to cum on myself
bender

It's real and he's now in prison.

encyclopediadramatica.rs/Nick_Bate

I'm an entrepreneur
(I make videos that make google money and they throw me a pittance in return)

>movie dumps huge amounts of exposition in the opening minute
yeah fuck off you lazy cunts

Of course it does, trans girls know cocks better than bio girls, also they're more enthusiastic and so better cock suckers.

Such a special lad. How anyone could wish harm to this man is beyond me.

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>awful Amazon movies now
Moon 44

it can be an interesting journey. Some are clearly just shat out by bored mongs while others you can tell they're really trying to make a good movie but they dont have the talent/money

listening to the cheetah girls lmfao rofl

Honestly if things haven't worked out by the time I'm 30 then I'm genuniely offing myself. Just over 15 months left.
So tired of it all. I just don't see the point in continuing when it's only going downhill.