Hello. I was wondering if someone could buy me Dark Souls 3 on G2A and send me the steam code. I would be very grateful...

Hello. I was wondering if someone could buy me Dark Souls 3 on G2A and send me the steam code. I would be very grateful. I'm also looking for people to play Don't Starve together with. The only thing I have to offer in return is my friendship. Thanks in advance. Here is my steam account:
steamcommunity.com/id/moonstar654

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i stopped gaming, what else can you offer?

I have about 20-30 smug anime girls, a nice variety of porn saved although it's mostly ass focused, I can give advice on dealing with animals and making them like you, and I have a large folder of random images I've saved over years, including some greentexts, webms, and reaction images.

I can also give advice on drugs, including buying off the deepweb, how to synthesize and grow a few, have many copypastas, and can rap

>a nice variety of porn saved although it's mostly ass focused
this is something i could use. if you find a porn video i describe ill buy the game, ok?

Sure, I'll try my best.

Are you a moon master?

There is only one moon master.

>it was on redtube years ago
>girl was light black / latina / tanned, not sure what exactly
>big, nice ass
>2 guys
>cameraman was annoying fuck who talked a lot
>A LOT
>he was groping her and explaining to the fucker how to undress the girl or something like that
>she had blue or green dress, cant remember which
cameraman got on my nerves and i closed the video. never found it again. probably isnt as good as i remember it but whatever

Do you have any other details? Was it professional or amateur? Was it creampie/faceshot/etc? Was there any specific fetishes in it?

>Dark Souls 3
no you faggot

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Quick question are you black or something?

he has to have a IQ below 80 to think ds3 is a good game so what do you think

No I'm white. My house flooded recently, I had to move in with family, am pretty much broke. The only joy in my life recently has really just been video games, but It's gonna take awhile to actually buy the game myself and I've really wanted to play it recently, since I only ever played bloodborne in the dark souls series and heard a lot of good things about DS3.

amateur as fuck. dress was def blue and ass was center of attention

You're sending me mixed signals here.

I never said it was a good game, I just said I wanted to play it.

You don't even play your other games.

Yes I do. I play borderlands, Don't Starve, Isaac, csgo, and sometimes terraria. I've just been getting back into League lately and a couple bullet hell games that aren't on steam so I haven't been playing those as much.

ds3 is npc filter
play ds1 or ds2 instead

I will if you buy it for me

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Is this it user?

What do I get in return? What's in it for me?

just pirate it
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I assume you're answering I already listed everything I can give you in the answers right below my OP. You also get the feeling of doing a good deed and we can be friends if you want.

If I wanted a friend I'd just buy a hobo some swill.

I don' know what to tell you then. What would you want in return?

I don't know. You gotta sell me first.

I already listed everything. I have a good amount of smug anime girls available. I have a lot of porn saved. I can teach you how to interact with a lot of animals in order to make them like you. Ask me any question regarding drugs, buying them online, making them yourself, etc and I can answer. I have lots of random pictures/webms/gifs saved over years. I can rap pretty good, and I know a lot about old school rap/hip hop. I am a high level shitposter and autist if you have any tasks befitting of these statuses. I'm not sure what else there is. I can teach you how to make a fake ID, create crack from coke, and some other stuff probably.

You gotta open with this sophistic speech that appeals to me emotionally and then put some flash to keep my shortspanned attention and then sell me this idea about how buying this game for you is like me investing in a way of life or something.

What would appeal to you emotionally? you mean like telling you my life story or something? I grew up poor, was abused physically and mentally by my family, my dad was in jail then died of cancer when he got out, my mom was a drug addict. When I was 11 I once went into my kitchen crying my eyes out, with my mom's best friend, my mom, and my older sister sitting there. I pulled out a knife and said I was gonna slit my throat in front of them, and they laughed and told me to do it and that I was a pussy. My house totally flooded recently. I don't have any friends. I don't have anyone that I can rely on. Video games are my only source of belonging now, and I just want to play a game I heard about and thought I would.
I don't know if it's investing in a way of life, but I've been close to slipping back into my old ways recently of just not caring about anything and acting like a , but I was getting a lot better for the past few months and I just want to have a fun video game to play to keep my mind off things.

You tell a good story/