Not the best place to be asking, but does anyone has any tips or advices on how getting a bf...

Not the best place to be asking, but does anyone has any tips or advices on how getting a bf? I want tips about how to initiate up conversations, how to keep up with them and other stuff that'll make me a more suitable partner. Also which places do I avoid if I want something serious that's more on the long run side of stuff? I know /soc/ is shit for that.

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fuck you op fuck your question and fuck your reason fuck out of here

Jump off a bridge and go to fag heaven where your dreamfag is waiting for you

stop being a tranny and then off yourself.

Are you gay? On a scale of masturbating in a closet to eating cum out of Sulu's ass, how homo are you?

Are you gay, female, or trans?
Female -- ask him a lot of questions about himself and his opinions and act impressed, guys love that. Add him on Facebook and invite him to things. Smile frequently.
Gay -- ask him to hang out at your place and suck his dick immediately. If he wants to cuddle afterwards, he's a keeper.
Trans -- do the female route, then tell him you're trans, then if he's not immediately repulsed get him drunk and suck his dick

I honestly bursted out laughing at the first two replies.
I'm a normal guy with no signs of dysphoria whatsoever, I'm bi but I just feel more comfortable talking with guys so I guess I swing more that way and I have no interesting on becoming a slut.

Yami Kurosaki#1843 I am looking for a girlfriend that is a friendless virgin who lives in washington state
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Just watch a couple of episodes of "Charisma on demand" on YT and you will get chicks on your 2-inch instantly

>Charisma on demand
Clickbait

>no interesting on becoming a slut
Based pure fag. Go female route then

If you need advice on getting to know someone you're either totally fucked or totally not going to be ever fucked so fuck you

Ill give you a serious reply... if youre a girl

If youre a girl and the dude is more introverted you gotta talk to him, he is not going to talk to you

if youre a guy and want a bf then go jump off a bridge

but if the dude is a chad and youre not a thot good luck

to continue my comment
nvm youre a fucking faggot

>Female -- ask him a lot of questions about himself and his opinions and act impressed, guys love that.
What sort of guy? It might be accurate as a generalization that applies to a majority of males, but it's so far off from anything that would ever work on me it's impossible to put to words.

What am I as a guy actually looking for? Maybe I'm a weirdo so maybe this would never help anyone... but...

1) Be engaging, have your own thoughts and ambitions, stand up for yourself, think rationally and be understanding and open-minded about others
2) Take an interest in learning, studying and developing skills. Be knowledgeable about at least a few things at an expert level, but also "know of" pretty much everything and when you find you don't know something, look it up and learn.
3) Be seeking a peer, egalitarian counter-weight that you can work with to improve in a mutual sense.
4) I can tell when you're faking it. Don't even try, I'll be offended.
5) I've never used anything like facebook in my entire life. If you ask me to "add you" on anything, I'll lose a lot of respect for you. Mind your own business. You have your own business to mind to, right?
6) While I don't mind going out I've never been a fan of "going out" for its own sake. This is rather than enjoyable actually a form of severe punishment and torture for me.
7) I can't really say much about the smile part. I guess try that and see if it works.
8) Try not to take any social advice from people who are big enough social rejects to post on Jow Forums.

step 1: download tinder
step 2: be female (female) ((female))
step 3: fucking profit

The question was "advice on how to get a BF" and you're suggesting a sex hookup app?

How smart are you exactly?

Go fuck yourself. I'm 30 and after years of depression and anxiety I finally pushed myself out of my comfort zone and am enjoying a healthy social circle and several intimate relationships.

You can do it OP.

>Ask for his number/whatsapp/fb
>Send him cute texts, show your interest/appreciation/curiosity
>From his responses, gauge whether to push more or pull back
Eventually you'll get the balance right and the relationship will find it's natural place (either escalate or die off)

>1) Be engaging, have your own thoughts and ambitions, stand up for yourself, think rationally and be understanding and open-minded about others
>2) Take an interest in learning, studying and developing skills. Be knowledgeable about at least a few things at an expert level, but also "know of" pretty much everything and when you find you don't know something, look it up and learn.
>3) Be seeking a peer, egalitarian counter-weight that you can work with to improve in a mutual sense.
>4) I can tell when you're faking it. Don't even try, I'll be offended.
>5) I've never used anything like facebook in my entire life. If you ask me to "add you" on anything, I'll lose a lot of respect for you. Mind your own business. You have your own business to mind to, right?
>6) While I don't mind going out I've never been a fan of "going out" for its own sake. This is rather than enjoyable actually a form of severe punishment and torture for me.
>7) I can't really say much about the smile part. I guess try that and see if it works.
>8) Try not to take any social advice from people who are big enough social rejects to post on Jow Forums.

None of this stuff actually matters. All you have to do is act cute and it'll trigger an instinctual response in him to want to protect and fuck you (if you are attractive)

Who taught you how to "push myself out of my comfort zone" ? People figure that out on their own and it's part of being "socialized" = learning by trial and error how to interact socially.

Most humans learn this during infancy and childhood, ages 1 to 6 or so. It's all about observation, mindfulness, sensitivity and intuition. If you aren't able to develop those skills nothing will save you, you're fucked.

>None of this stuff actually matters ... if you want to get laid no strings attached
True enough.

>All you have to do is act cute and it'll trigger an instinctual response in him to want to protect and fuck you (if you are attractive)
You're welcome to try this on me. 0% chance of success though.

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What a sad sad day, that I have been muted for 2 seconds because my comment was not originiggernal.

Do share, as a fellow 30 year old with social skills of a brick wall I'd like to at least be able to feel some form of sensibility of life even if only for a brief moment before I die

Where are you from OP? Those are some difficult questions to answer without first knowing more about you, your preferences and what you're looking for.

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lol just be attractive

I've been looking for a bf since 2012 :')

i'll be your bf as long as you're not black fat or male

I'm not fat or black! :D

How does one become multiple layers of (female)? Is there such a thing as being super-female above and beyond normal (female)?

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This man speaks the truth.

That being said, there are a lot of attractive girls out there who know how to be cute. If you want a guy with a big, wrinkly brain and some emotional depth, and a guy who at least has the potential to go somewhere in life, you'd do well to become learned, build some character and adopt some special charms and class. Because at the end of the day, there are about 4 billion other women in the world. Regardless of sex, you have A LOT of competition... But women do have it easier though. Just being attractive and acting cute is enough to get at least a decent number of men to fall for you. But they might not be the men you really want.