Maybe that's what I am. I hate the sun, am hairy, and don't like humans.
What if I'm a vampire werewolf demon?
Nicholas Jenkins
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Ayden Morris
You're just a mix, not pure blood, but still welcome amongs other vampires. There are a lot of us in here.
Jace Morgan
>There are a lot of us in here.
There are a lot of vampires on Jow Forums? That sounds surprisingly cute. I didn't expect vampires to be shy mentally ill virgins.
William Lee
Who said anything about mentally ill virgins? Jow Forums is not a robot board anymore. Are you blind or something? Migth be because you're mixed and not a pure blood.
Jacob Green
your just a manchild
adults stop fantazising about pointless shit because paying bills is more realizing than this crap desu
Jaxon Watson
Nice way to say you're a pathetic disgusting neet
Ryder Kelly
So this is just the vampire funhouse now?
I'm going to get my license and a job soon. My therapist told me it's okay to keep the delusions especially if they help me.
no u
Jayden Martinez
No one wants to talk to me anymore. What did I say?
Easton Clark
Do you want to talk to me, user? I'm here.
Grayson Johnson
Vampwolf meme made me actually get stuff done somehow. Therapist and book I'm reading suggest I keep up that identity then. How are you doing today, human fren?
Sebastian Parker
I'm doing good. I am surprised to see that their are vampires and werewolves on Jow Forums though.
Jason Smith
>he pays bills
Jack Perry
Jow Forums has a surprising number of vampires. There are some werewolves on /x/ like Monochromatic. I never told anyone I identify as this stuff other than my brother and my therapist and Anonymous imageboards. Normies probably wouldn't like it.
Brandon Thomas
I can imagine that they wouldn't. Probably makes things difficult with the ladies too, unless you found one who was specifically into it.
Juan Lewis
I want to find a beautiful gf and bite her. I know some girls are into that.
Wyatt Price
You can always join us and become a vampire.
James Jackson
I like the sun though
David Morris
Op here out for a walk. Can confirm sun hurts vampires. And cars hurt snakes, lots of flat ones on the road.
Wyatt Lee
Not unless you're a reverse vampire, they crave the sun.
Julian Ortiz
Theres no such thing as reverse vampires.
Tyler Flores
They come from Tansylvania, genius.
Gabriel Myers
Am not reverse vampire.
Jeremiah Nelson
Go wear a dog collar, it might stop your dark energy from overflowing. youtube.com
Carson Brooks
oh shit i rember you now werewolf user, glad therapy helped you without trying to deny who you are