/britfeel/

Just shut the fuck up, lads. I don't want to have to tell you again. Absolutely ridiculous.

I'm potentially interested but I don't have any 5e characters or experience.

You'll never defeat God! You'll never win! Never! Never Ever! Never! And the spirit of humanity is rising and it is gonna defeat you. You think you're strong? You think you're scary? You try to mimic what you can only imagine in your mind is God's Wrath and God's Wrath coming for you and you deserve everything that happens to you trash... ...the reason the enemy's so mad is he knows he's a loser... ...But God gave us free will and this animating contest! And this is where we get tested, so rejoice to God almighty for this animating contest of liberty!

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I'm potentially interested in knocking your bollocks in you cunt.

Rang dr's, argued with woman on phone, coming off mirtazapine, they want me to try CBT again.
Got kicked off the last lot because i told the truth about smoking weed. Should i just lie this time? I'm not stopping smoking weed desu

OP here, welp goodbye Jow Forums, its sort of all starting to pile up on me, and I think I'm going to end it here.
Recently my brother has came out as a transgender, and has admitted that he has sexual feelings for me. My mother mixed alcohol and pills a couple days ago and shes still in the hospital. My father does nothing but smoke weed all day, and literally watches MLP, and sometimes is into other furry shit.
Everything is just disgusting and fucked up. I'm broke, dont have a girl friend, dont have a job, dont even have a car.

But, since you guys have always been here for me, and have kept me happy, I'll return the favor. I'll be live streaming the suicide in about 20 minutes. Ill be doing it via hanging/asphyxiation. If you have any questions, I'll be happy to answer them within the 20 minutes I have left

Stream link (in-chat just ask for it):
discord
.gg/sbnxyxm

Thank you for always being my favorite board btw.

~al1

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I've got a 2:2 degree in english literature

Is your sister originally cute?

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don't worry, I'll console your wee sister, lad

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hate the bum hair right at the top of me crack

I have a 2:2 in History from an ex-poly, but none of that matters now since I have a job and nobody cares about anything but work history anymore

Hey uni grads what grade did you guys get and what degree?
has the right idea.

I got a 2:1 Computer Science

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First in compsci lad dunno what to do now though.

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>Fucking nerd tier
1st

>Tryhard tier
2:1

>Based balance of work and play area tier
2:2

>actual retarded tier
3rd

>Third in philosophy from Bolton
Why did I do this to myself?

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>Bolton
my man

i wouldn't say getting a 2:1 is tryhard tier, maybe if you're a brainless monkey i did absolutely fuck all and still got a 2:1. didn't go to any of my lectures for the entirety of final year

Depends on the degree what did you study?

2:1 is the minimum you should be getting, 2:2 is for fuck ups like me who had to repeat a year and never attended a single session with my dissertation tutor

3rd is fucking disgraceful, not sure how the fuck you manage that

Guess you'll have to find work or do a master's I managed to walk into a job 2 weeks after my last exam. So I'm a colossal fucking wagecuck now but at least I've got money

>an electric company can get a warrant of entry to your house to "ensure" you have electricity if youre behind on bills

how orwellian

regardless of what you study, getting 60% is objectively not difficult unless you're studying something like math/engineering at a top tier uni

how is that orwellian

Fair desu I don't really know anyone that scraped a 2:1 everyone I know who got one was a mark or two away from a first

a company shouldnt be able to get a warrant of entry to your house for any reason

Unless they have a good reason and you refuse to let them in

no, a big corporation should not be allowed to break into anyones home
only the police should be able to and only if they have evidence that a crime has been committed

i got a 2:2 in my second year and got a high 2:1 in my third year. a lot of degrees like mine were 25% weighted 2nd year and 75% 3rd year so even doing shite in my second year it was still easy to bring it up to a 2:1 with a bit of actual work

So lads, I'm starting the one shot off with the PC's tied down in a bandit camp, with no way to escape and a mysterious stranger next to them, they can rescue him and escape the camp with or without combat and then they move on to a city/tavern where I have a constitution based drinking game planned.

they wake up in the morning (possibly) hungover and overhear dwarvern voices shouting about an 'infection' and 'crick rot'. They learn from the dwarves that the town has fallen ill, an old lady emerges from the crowd and calls upon the adventurers to go to a run down witches shack to gain the help of the witch

the witches shack is actually a dungeon! haha! first of all they have to take down a giant spider and a few giant wolf spiders, then possibly save a few victims of the spiders, gaining loot and info. They make their way to the witches hut after passing over a precarious stream to find another giant spider on top, if they kill it they fucked up. As they enter the hut they notice a Drider (half man half spider) on the ceiling of the place. They can then reason with it if they have not killed many spiders and come out with the cure unscathed, or trigger combat.

They return to the town with the cure either way and are given a heros welcome and free drinks at the tavern, they can play a few dice minigames here.

What do you think?

no it does not lad

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What makes the police different to a company? Both need a warrant, ie a judge's permission to do it. Are you suggesting the judiciary would treat your electric company more favourably than a copper?

>managed to walk into a job 2 weeks after my last exam
Nice, going to apply for a master's I think. I've gotten too used to sitting around doing nothing.

In the event that you owe a company money, no crime has been committed so there's no good reason for anybody to break into your house

its that simple

got an assessement centre in fucking york next week lads, they're paying expenses for travel, accommodation and a meal the night before though so even if i fail i'll be happy with the free stuff

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what for bruv

Well if they have a warrant then a judge disagreed with you. And on balance, I'll trust a judge's opinion over that of a person who doesn't pay their bills then claims that the electric company doing something about it is "orwellian"

manufacturing graduate job, unrelated to my degree but the pay is great and i'm surprised i even passed the first stages

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go get em tiger x

Wish me luck lads going for a trail shift today, hopefully my blown out ear and headache don't fuck me over.

thanks m8 just hoping i don't sperg out in the presentation

My degree's 4 years but I've got a 1st in every year so far

what's CBT?
cock and ball torture?

if you live in a flat then they can come and do whatever they want to your meter because it will be in a public space - they just need the landlord's permission

I got a 2:2 in Computer Science.
I think maybe I should've sought a Ritalin prescription.

2:1 in geophysics.
Very happy with that since I fucked my second year. Pulled it together in the third year though.

>telling the general practitioner juden about drug use

terrible idea lad, i denied everything when i first saw my psychiatrist or they probably would have denied me drugs. just say you drink and smoke tobacco a lot.

>ritalin in 2019

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Er, well it sounds fun but my question is why would I play it now I know what will happen?

so is cassie actually sherlock's daughter or was she just lying to joan

>take a spliff into the garden
>my neighbour is there
>smoke my decoy fag instead

I am an expert criminal lads

I was never inviting people lid, just saying what I've written down for my one shot.

That being said, I'd like to make one for the /britfeel/ lads to play over discord.

>neighbours in garden
>they're constantly loud as fuck all day
>smoke constantly near them just to spite them, they won't call the police.

OP here, and welp, goodbye Jow Forums, its sort of all starting to pile up on me, and I think I'm going to end it here.
Recently my brother has came out as a transgender, and has admitted that he has sexual feelings for me. My mother mixed alcohol and pills a couple days ago and shes still in the hospital. My father does nothing but smoke weed all day, and literally watches MLP, and sometimes is into other furry shit.
Everything is just disgusting and fucked up. I'm broke, dont have a girl friend, dont have a job, dont even have a car.

But, since you guys have always been here for me, and have kept me happy, I'll return the favor. I'll be live streaming the suicide in about 20 minutes. Ill be doing it via hanging/asphyxiation. If you have any questions, I'll be happy to answer them within the 20 minutes I have left

Stream link (in-chat just ask for it):
discord
.gg/sbnxyxm

Thank you for always being my favorite board btw.

~dka

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Oh, well that sounds like a good time whenever it materialises then. Got to do voices!

even if they did call the police, there's nothing they can do about you smoking a joint in your garden

Just 6 more hours my fellow wagies

Yeah I might spam the thread for a bit when I'm back from my holiday. I'm sure enough of the lads here are smart enough to play dnd 5e on roll20, it's the perfect game to get out of your skin and RP makes socialising so much easier.

I know, what are they gonna do? Make me un-smoke it? They can get fucked if their screaming kids are out from 8am till 8pm most days of the week.

Well I don't know what's going on here but I have to say that the idea of Gianna Michaels sitting on your face sounds like a 10/10 experience. Even if it will never happen it's still a very nice idea to think about.

welp, that's everything I've got to do today

might as well go to bed

There's nothing wrong with a trans person now wearing skirts and dresses

Don't understand all this shirt terminology
what is twill? what is herringbone? what is regular fit? what is slim fit? what is tailored fit?

Meant to say there's nothing wrong with NOT wearing skirts and dresses

Yes. Every time you have a depressing thought somebody comes and kicks you in the balls. Most patients end up in wheelchairs so it's a somewhat controversial treatment.
Also , just incase but you probably already know, cognitive behavioural therapy.
Isn't the point of it to be truthful though.

>mfw I finish at 2 on Fridays

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Probably not, but what does it have to do with you? You're not a tranny. You don't identify as one at work, don't identify as one at home. Next.

twill and herringbone are types of weave, regular fit is for fat people, slim fit is for normal people, tailored is baggier than slim but less baggy than regular.

not if you're going to get kicked out because you've been too truthful. you can just swap the word around from weed to alcohol and it's perfectly legal and fine in their eyes

Fucking hell, neeted again

neet or be neeted

I do drink daily, so i wouldn't be lying.

let it post increasingly more embarrassing attention seeking posts and laugh at it, not respond to it

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absolute state of some people

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Lads, I want to apply for a job at a coffee supplies wholesalers as a storeman. But they want me to "write down one quirky thing about yourself (yes, really!)". I've got plenty of quirks but nothing I can tell them about. Any ideas would be helpful lads.

'I never wash my hands'

your quirky fact is that you have a pakistani sex offender that stalks you via ps4 online

just make something up. i always say i take part in competitive esports because i was in a team for like 1 month years ago

"I've literally never seen a vagina"

>let it post increasingly more embarrassing attention seeking posts and laugh at it,
haha yeah

That's not bad; it's quirky and hip but not like having an anal fetish or anything.

>'I never wash my hands'
Reminds me of a classic blog entry which he sadly deleted when it was pointed out.

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Holy shit poley is fucking funny.

lmao 110% paki

ffs this is so vile
A 'quick rinse' of plain cold water from a tap isn't going to clean that off

obviously the coffee supplies wholesalers aren't asking you to disclose an anal fetish. they want something that differentiates you from other applicants.

saying that i have competed in esports is 'quirky' but also shows that i probably work well with others, am good at planning/strategies etc.

what employers really want from these questions is generally an answer that shows you have some type of skillset that they ask for, like when they ask 'what is your weakness' you don't say 'i can't plan and don't get on well with other people as i am autistic' you say 'i think i work best on my own, sometimes this can be advantageous but recently i've been trying to improve this weakness through participating in transgender orgy sessions to widen my horizons'

>But they want me to "write down one quirky thing about yourself (yes, really!)"

Say you're pen pals with Ian Huntley. They'll be so curious they'll definitely invite you to interview

how can you tell if there are brown stains on a brown hand?

Shit, that is really good advice. I was just thinking in terms of not looking like a lunatic, but you're right, I need to use it to sell my ability to work in a team environment. They sound pretty Reddit though, so I'm not sure if dungeons and dragons, eSports etc will be quirky enough for them.

I used to sell dodgy gear on ebay but had to stop when the police seized my garage

tell them about /britfeel/

Weatherfu feeding his morbidly obese cats two rustler burgers for breakfast

Me and the boys our way to Primark, Central Birmingham.

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