>Classic
Wear a trench coat and only use a Tec-9 and a shotgun
>Remember Lads
Livestream your massacre
>Chadam Lanza
Kill over 20 kids
>Accuracy: 100
Kill everyone you shoot; make sure there are 0 injuries
>Media Bait
Use an AR-15
>Better Than Columbine
Actually get a kill with a pipe bomb
>Marc Lepine's Bequest
Only kill Stacies
>Breivik's Been Beaten
Kill more than 69 people, achieving the high score
>Bowl Patrol
Kill at least 5 black people
>ICE Cold
Kill at least 5 latinos
>The Hacker Known As Ford Chan
Wear a balaclava during your massacre
>Pyromaniac
Throw some Molotov cocktails
>Bacon Strips
Kill a cop
>Rush B Cyka Blyat
Use a MAC-10 and constantly shout Russian profanities for the entire duration of your massacre
>Inside Job
Have people making conspiracy theories about your massacre after it happens
>Live To Fight Another Day
Successfully escape the scene and remain unidentified
School Shooting Achievements Thread?
Was there a single
>Live To Fight Another Day
yet?
Depends on who you ask
Conspiratards might have pretty strong views on this one
>Jughead's Revenge
Skip the tutorial
>Day of retribution
Kill a Stacy or Chad
>Acolyte of Hermaeus Mora
Kill one member of each human race during a single run
>Cruz Control
Commit the shooting on Valentine's Day
>Supreme Gentleman
tag 3 couples with orange juice using a water gun
>Institutionialized Racism
Kill over 5 whites as a nonwhite
>You shall not pass
Commit the shooting during exams
>hipptiy hoppity
Commit the shooting on privately owned land
>AFFIX
Kill someone with a bayonet
>Like a true American
Blast old country music on speakers during the shooting
>project mayhem
bring down a building using explosives
>Sometimes a reasonable man...
Use some sort of nigger-rigged armored vehicle
>Demonic Incursion
Shoot up a pride parade
>Revenge of the Chads
Only shoot highly unpopular students and teachers
>Job's done
Kill yourself after the incident
someone should really make a school shooter game just like they made a rape game called rapeday if we are lucky we will get one
>Custom made
Use at least 3 different attachments
>Collat
Use less ammo than you cause fatalities
>Thrill of the Hunt
Get at least 5 kills with a bow and arrow.
>Honey, dinner's ready!
Burn a person alive
>Not so mellow, Mr. yellow
Commit a shooting while high on marijuana
>Is this covered by our policy?
Destroy or damage as much property as possible
>Clown World
Wear a brightly colored outfit
>Homemade always tastes best
Use only weapons you made yourself
>Radicalized by anime
Naruto-run between cover
>Grand Theft Authority
Either use a police uniform or steal a police car to escape
>Free Your Hate
Commit your shooting in the name of LGBT rights
>3rd time's a charm
Hit at least 3 different locations
>pi day
Kill 3 and cripple 1 on march 14
>No Escape
Make sure all exits are rigged with explosives
>Rare Occurrence
Commit the shooting in Yurop
>Preach
Post your manifesto on an Internet forum
More like
>Kill your nerdy room mates and give women's groups more ammo.
>AHAHAHA Wipeout
Kill the entire swimming club while they are in the pool
>Overboard
Kill someone in the pool with a sea mine
>Crisis Averted
Shoot the creepy kid every one thinks will be the shooter
>Against All Odds
Commit the shooting in Japan
>What's that noise?
Plant bombs intended to hit the responders
This is profound
> who let the dogs out?
Shoot sombody in the face while hes eating a hotdog
KMFDM AY
>...I was studying the blade...
Get at least one kill with a katana
Eric and Dylan had some great taste in music.
>Kebab Remover
Only kill Muslims
user come on that isn't funny....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... alright it's pretty funny.
i hate this board and its mute feature
>Teacher's Pet
Finish your massacre without killing a single teacher
>Straight A's
Kill the school's worst students
>Ignorance is Bliss
Kill the school's best students
>Gas Mask Blues
Use chemical weapons while wearing your gas mask
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>The Bigger They Are...
Kill a 6'+ tall Chad with a melee weapon
>Eager Beaver
Commit the shooting on the first day of school
>Hot for Teacher
Recruit a teacher as your companion
>Life Imitates Art
Kill every member of the art club
>Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Dissolve at least 3 bodies
haha I used to obsess over school shooter when I was 16. now I appreciate they were driven to extreme actions through social ridicule waheyyy.
>Mister Clean
Recruit the janitor as your companion
holy shit you need help. Seek therapy. My discord's Quality Crimson#5228
if you need someone to talk to.
i get this joke and I don't like it.
No one cares femanon grow up
>Nothin Personnel Kid
Only shoot people when their backs are turned
>Old School
Shoot up a school that was founded before the year 1900
>Nerf Massacre
Just use Nerf Weapons so nobody gets Hurt and turn it into a Event
>Purist
Kill only minorities and end your run without being killed.
>The Shuaiby Shablam
Only kill yourself and nobody else
>Jeff, this is for you!
Kill and eat a person dead/alive
>Spotligth uh, moonlight uh
Kill a person with a jahcoin
A dude in Rio did it I believe. But he was fully kitted out like a bank robber
>True viking
Stab someone 23 times
>I Fought The Law
Kill more policemen than students
>old school cool
Only shoot from your window
>this is scout
Successfully get away with it by getting an innocent to take the blame
>You Flew Pretty Good!
Kill at least 100 people with a plane.
>Traps are not gay!
Shoot up the school as a trap bonus points for tricking them in to thinking you're female
>going POSTAL
Recite a quote from your favorite video game or movie
>Danny phantom Squad
Kill people for a fictional character
>Faster than my bullet
Miss a student or student because he outran you
>Oktoberfest!
Bring a medic
>I solve practical problems
Bring an engineer
>snipin's a good job, mate
Shoot the school up by sniping from a distance
>Trans rights!
Be a transgender while you shoot people
>No items, fox only, final destination
Only bring guns
>Master baiter
Bait some students out of their hiding spot
>Run, you bastard!
Let someone run for his life
>Drumpf resine!!!!!!
Shoot up the school in the name of AOC
>but I'm a legal citizen...
Shoot up the school in the name of Donald Trump
>Srpska Garda
Only kill Bosnians
>In The Name of Allah
Have affiliations with Islamist organizations and commit attack in the name of a terrorist group
>Oy Vey its anotha Shoah!
Target Jews using chemical weapons
>Fruit Ninja
Go on a streak of 10 kills only stabbing women
>Meme Review
Credit Pewdiepie with funding and inspiring your operation
>Special Needs Awareness Day
Unironically have autism or down syndrome and commit the shooting to raise awareness for your people
>Operation 4'11
Inspired by the manlet from the bagel shop, declare yourself the Osama of manlets and kill anyone above 5'5 and every woman you see
Forgot pic related originalolol
>Jesus fucking Christ
Shoot up a Catholic school
>i wish i could move right now
use chemical weapons that paralyze skeletal muscle and then drop 32 gauge needles with the antidote nearby
>"oh shit!"
posion the lunches with laxatives and then shoot everyone while they shit themselves outside the bathroom
>take two
call in a shooting threat the day before, prep the school while everyones evacuated, then kill them all the next day
>Use an SUV
Supreme Gentleman
This also counts staff
>The Animal
Commit the shooting in a fursuit
>One of a kind
Commit a school shooting as a female
>Symphony of destruction
Shoot up the school while wearing headphones
>edgy!
finish off a victim with a knife
>Go Cho
30+ kills
>Its Treason Then
Shoot the principal
>Chronic Masturbator
Jack off during the shooting.
>bomb has been planted
Plant a bomb after you start the murders
>not wearing a full clown suit
i'm disappointed user
>splinter incel
Successfully escape unidentifed
>Big Brother
Massacre everyone except freshmen
>Genghis Khan, Jr.
Massacre everyone excepts Asians
>Kool Kids Klub
Massacre all black students
>Dia de Muertos
Kill all Latino students
>Deus Vult!
Kill all Muslim students
>Holocaust, Part II
Kill all Jewish students
>Race Traitor
Kill all white students
>Drink the Kool Aid
Poison the school's water fountain
>Here's Johnny!
Chase a female into a bathroom, then break the door with an axe.
>a real human bean
kill yourself and 3+ others with explosives, blowing off all of your limbs
>Crown of the knight sentinels
kill all of the gays/trannys/lgbtgta5plusxdtriplex
>going out with a bang
rape one of them
>high drag, low speed
wear a full suit of any type of armor, cardboard to fucking thick platemail
>this was already hell
repent before you shoot yourself
>janitor's job
12 gauge only. make sure there are atleast 7 people with brains splattered on the walls.
>motherfucking doomguy
murder anyone who opposed you before the shooting, preferably anyone who turned your son into the icon of sin after a deal with the devil.
>Super Shooter Bros.
Wear red and green plumber outfits, with accompanying mustaches.
>Bonnie and Clyde
Recruit a girl as your companion
>Home Time
Kill only exchange students.
>A new record!
Complete the shooting in under 10 minutes, stay alive.
>The good, the bad, the ugly
Wear a cowboy hat, only use revolvers and dynamite.
>Traveller of distant realms
Eat shrooms and drop acid before committing the shooting
>Guns blazing
Use atleast 2000 rounds of ammo
>Celestia Ludenberg
Hire a companion then kill him during the shooting
>The original Columbine
Hire a contact to escape with an elicopter after the shooting, travel to Cuba for a few months and then fly a plane into a NY's skyscraper
>An inside job
Bribe the police to join in on shooting
>ISIS wannabe
Play clashing of swords over PA, decapitate 10 staff members, record all to youtube
>Tumbrl OVERKILL
Kill the fake depressed girl before anyone else
>Quiet your bitching
Only spare the people who do not scream during the shooting
>Who's the faggot now?
Shoot your bully's legs but spare his life
>Chiraqian
Play ''I don't like'' on the speaker during the shooting