Fembots, let's see what your ideal boyfriend looks like

I'm sick of pretty chad or roid boys or weird greasy gamers. In the end they are all assholes.

I have no problem attracting guys but they are all lying lazy children.

Sooooooo, I want a MAN that has a plan or arrived already and financially secure and already got his freaky sex out of his system. I'm tired of using my car for dates or trips and paying for everything ALL THE TIME and be expected to do exactly as HE DEMANDS.

Whew.
Probably 10-20 years older than me
Fit but not obsessed about it
He has to have grey in his hair, green or blue and white.
City dweller but if we marry one day willing to move to a nice suburb with GREAT schools.
I want him to be educated with a white collar profession but can build stuff with his hands. AND NO VIDEO GAMES
Man/Woman sex. No outside partners and NO PORN SEX. Gosh. I think most of you guys do this porn act stuff because you suck as a lover. I want a man that knows what he is doing.
I think the deal breakers have been addressed

>6'4
>11" dick
I know this is supposed to be a wishlist but you're not gonna find this anywhere.
Second, wouldn't a 11 inch dick literally destroy your pussy?

Ideal age
>25-30
Ideal physical features (height, hair/ eye color, race, etc)
>dark hair
>under 6' tall
>white & native mixed
>baby face
>skinnyfat/average
Ideal location
>my house
Ideal interests
>creative shit like art, music, etc
>likes animals & nature and wants a hobby farm with me
Ideal occupation
>unemployed or retired so we can be together all the time
Ideal sexual tastes
>doesn't fap or watch porn
>low/no sex drive
>asexual would be great
Dealbreakers?
>if he has ever cheated
>if he has ever had kids
>if he has a criminal record
>if he is not willing to improve himself and doesn't see his own major issues (but i guess my ideal bf wouldn't have major issues, because he is ideal and not real)
>low or no sex drive is very important to me, i can live with a guy who faps once a week but a guy who is grabby or pines after sex all the time makes me feel like my life is in danger, no joke or exaggeration

>Ideal age
Close to mine.

>Ideal physical features (height, hair/ eye color, race, etc)
I like bear-ish, and white. I guess it doesn't technically count as physical, but still: I need someone intelligent.

>Ideal location
Close to mine.

>Ideal interests
I like nerdy, but it is always a plus if some of his interests is active and productive.

>Ideal occupation
I don't really mind. I'd guess something that doesn't require him to be away for long.

>Ideal sexual tastes
Nothing strange.

>Dealbreakers?
Drugs (alcohol and tobacco included).

As a footnote, I want someone sweet and affectionate.

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>people think girls(female) come here

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I actually fit every single one of your points (except that I play video games occasionally) but if you're not a troll you sound like a really horrible person

>close to mine
Is Germany close enough?

All this is me but not white fuck my life but at least I'm not black

I'm not horrible just frustrated by the number of spineless, lazy liars that call themselves men.

I'm polite, respectful, generous and want to love but I'm not settling anymore. NOPE, my heart has been broken so many times its one big scar.

Where are you from? If midwest US or somewhere on the east coast drop discord

>older man
>fit but not obsessed
Sorry, thats not going to happen. Uou cant he fit like that when you are old.

>Ideal age
>Ideal physical features (height, hair/ eye color, race, etc)
>Ideal location
>Ideal interests
>Ideal occupation
>Ideal sexual tastes
>Dealbreakers?

Who honestly has specific criteria like this? It is a sign of inexperience and immaturity.
Just be nice to me and interested in my life. And over 6foot obviously

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Yes you can, I know a man right now I want and based my description on. He won't treat me as a possible romantic interest yet because I'm so much younger but thats gonna change I know it.

I'm not talking about turbo fit, like triathlon fit but there are plenty of men in their 40's and 50's that take care of themselves.

I will make a list of all of your red flags
>highly negative language
>got my heart broken so many times = dated and fucked guys based on their looks, ignored redflags myself
>already expecting a guy to suck as a lover
Let me tell you, if you put preassure on a guy for performing bad in bed he most likely will
>NO VIDEOGAMES
I make enough money to support a family and I would still have you bitch at me if I played some vidya once in a while? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>And over 6foot obviously
Almost got me

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Nice meme but you'll have to settle for 5'9 I'm afraid user

Blah, blah, blah, blah, you wouldn't be under consideration anyway so I don't care.

would fembots here ever date a schizo user or is that out of the question?
tall smart and handsome otherwise

It was a joke in bad taste. I just mean taller than me or 5 foot 3

Don't worry. Myself, an intellectual, understood it was merely a jest. Unfortunately I'm only 5'2

yeah, i'm schizo too.

>paying for everything ALL THE TIME
Do you mean paying for his shit, or just paying for your own shit? You gotta pay for your own shit, we're all tired of it but that's just life.

>all these fembots dreaming of tall rich chad normies who have their shit together and will happily swoop them up and take them to their nice dream homes
Why would he even look at you if he can get Stacy and Christine instead?

Am legit curious. Why do fembots have such high standards when they know that they are, literal, female robots?

This but I'm not tall, smart or handsome, I should probably kill myself right?

The following girls dont have those standards

Why would we fuck robots when we can fuck Chad instead?

You wouldnt be here if you could fuck chad.

this pretty much sums up the 'sexual revolution'. looksmatches before marriage are a thing of the past, which is why this board exists.

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You're kidding right? How does everything equate to splitting expenses. Everything means EVERYTHING. These losers have no money for anything but their games and drinking and some dump every penny into their loud car or stupid shoes, though they act like they have money it comes from their parents.

Theres this one guy that dressed incredible, nice care but always avoided answering me about his place only to find out he lived with his parents. He was 26 years old.

yes we are but so you know I hate chad. its also apparent many of you guys would be chad if you could

I want normal but that doesn't mean chad. lot of chads aren't chad once they leave high school and gain weight. then they become cops

Not a robot but not a normie either. I feel that I have a lot to offer a partner and I am very open about most things. I feel men are very much focused on appearance rather than personality.
Appearance is important and in the past I have overlooked physical appearance entirely, but attraction is necessary to want to be in a relationship with somebody.
He should be interested in what I have to say though, and enjoy spending time together. Robots here just want shallow fucks. You think as if robots arent the literal bottom of the barrel

Well his parents paying for everything is another matter. You said that YOU were paying for everything.

It honestly blows my mind how entitled many fembots are. they are literally the bottom tier of women and still shit on their robot equivalents as if they are so much better.

>I want normal but that doesn't mean chad
OH NO NO NO

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That is where most chads end up, they burn out for they have peaked in high-school or college. Its rare for them to go beyond unless they have rich parents to coast on for a later crash.

Guess that's why you're here then, and not spending time with your boyfriend.

>Probably 10-20 years older than me

Stopped reading there

>Ideal age
25+
>Ideal physical features
5'10 or higher
Dark hair
Any eye color
White/Asian
Depending on height/muscle under 260
>Ideal location
Burger
>Ideal interests
/mu/ /ck/ /tg/ /v/ /lit/ sci fi, something they are super passionate about. I would love for them to teach me about it
>Ideal occupation
Something that makes them happy
>Ideal sexual tastes
Vanilla with a little extra. They love to give as much as they take. (Like me)
>Dealbreakers?
No pedos
No jerks
No smellies
No soi
No tranny

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Yeah I agree with you.
I got out of my robot phase thankfully and managed to get my shit together. I now hang out with normies and stacies and I cant help but wonder, if someone has a chance to go with a normie, why go with the bottom of the barrel as you so adequately put it? It's because they are the bottom of the barrel themselves.

Fembots on r9k have these inflated views on themselves because all they have to do is say that they are females and they will instantly generate (You)s. This gives them the idea that they are somehow above the rest when, desu, that's probably the best you will be able to get.
You can improve yourself, your looks, your personality,... and land better people. But at that point, you're not a fembot anymore but part of us in the limbo before the normie land.

So yeah. If you are a fembot, keep your expectations at the robot level. If you want more, improve yourself. Same goes for you, robots.

t. certified Jow Forums vet.

It's not a real woman user, its an user rping as one

So how close are you to the Canada-US border?

>fit everyhing on point LITERALLY
until
>no smellies

NOOOOOOOO I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING A GF

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Vanilla

Ugh.

Why cant girls be more adventurous

Hey thats me you come here often?

>that call themselves men
Boo hoo, you need to be this and that to be a man.
Me? I'm just a real woman by deafult.
If you question it, you are hurting my feelings and are probably a misogynist.
By the way, I don't know why I'm still single, lol.

Seriously are you retarded?

Even the guys that have some money it is from their parents but they use it all on things for themselves. They won't even split a restaurant bill or they'll say I should pay for the food and they will pay for the tip and at the meals end complain about the service and not leave a thing.

Why is sex always the most important thing to robots/Incels lol

>boyfriend
BOY is right so no bf

Good. Why would you since you don't fit the criteria. I give you credit for not ignoring what I said.

Probably like 12 hours by car
Take a shower my guy
Depends on the adventure

>not wanting to sniff my gamerboy odor... mhhhhhmmmm pungent mhhh
haha just kidding
...unless?

it's a true curse ;_;
don't lose hope yet though user.. anything can happen in this world we live in, you will probably find someone who sees something in you

>Ideal age
Similar age to me, maybe a year or two older. So 19-23 I think.
>Ideal physical features (height, hair/ eye color, race, etc)
I don't care about height, anything above 5'3, brown hair and coloured eyes like blue or green, white. I kinda just made this up on the spot but I don't know
>Ideal location
The UK or at least generally western Europe.
>Ideal interests
Vidya, anime, maybe something active? I don't know. Cooking might be cool because I've been trying to learn too.
>Ideal occupation
Eh I don't mind. He can be NEET if he wants to honestly.
>Ideal sexual tastes
I don't know. I haven't thought about that too much.
>Dealbreakers?
Not-white (sorry), obesity, drug addiction, being an asshole and maybe some other things that I won't mention.

Post contact then I fit

Is a latino guy a deal breaker for you femanons?

for me it is, latino guys do that macho thing and go for young teen girls and cheat all the time to prove their manhood

Femanons, I have a question. Is the twink bod attractive at all? Like, short and skinny but with some slight muscle definition, not skinny-fat. A-asking for a friend ha ha.

>Eh I don't mind. He can be NEET if he wants to honestly.

Why? Dont you want to start a family one day? That would be pretty impossible with a NEET

fuck this guy

I actually fit and then some.

Enjoy your thread moved to /soc/.

Boniface do it again.

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Take a bath and sell your gamerboy bathwater.

Im latino and I don't do that shit,you're just generalising

was actually being kind and left out smacking women around

Yeah not that either

My good man, "Fembots" don't exist, women can easily score a reasonably attractive man at pretty much any category of looks for themselves.

>Ideal age
20-28
>Ideal physical features (height, hair/ eye color, race, etc)
Italian or spanish, hight 1,60 to 1,90 meters, brown eyes, black or ginger curled messy hair, probably very slim
>Ideal location
we would travel in our van throw the world
>Ideal interests
70% same interests as mine so we can geek and 30% something I would probably never try to do so he can get super excited and tell me stuff about it and share his progress with me
>Ideal occupation
something related to science or a veterinarian
>Ideal sexual tastes
switch, so he would like to dominate me or be fine with me dominating him sometimes
>Dealbreakers?
Being a dick, aggressive or hateful in some way

drunk most of the time but you do love your mom so it doesn't make sense to smack the mother of your children around

I think it can work user but it's one of those all or nothing kind of things. It's either very much someone's taste or not at all.
I mean one day yeah but that's not right now. I don't really have a "job" besides occasional commissions and stuff so it would be kind of hypocritical.

this sounds prretty good to me and something I'd meet, except the ideal ocuppation thing, but you're probably too far away

That's reassuring to hear. For my friend I mean.

It's bait you morons.

The problem would be to tell our parents that we meet in Jow Forums

Obvious bait is obvious. You're such an epic master baiter.

>you will probably find someone who sees something in you
I appreciate the optimism user but I can tell when something isn't meant to be lmao

Tfw no artist gf to do commissions with

yeah it's by far the most attractive body type. small skinny guys are absolutely god tier, especially if you have cute youthful or feminine facial features. i have latent hebephilic tendencies though, so i guess that's the crowd you'll appeal to

Thats true but you can always say we met on some normie site like facebook, that'd be less weird, and they of course believed it since everyone uses jewbook

what do you even mean, my mother is the best thing I have in my life and I would not beat the mother of my kids ever, thats absolute shit.

We can always say we meet on a Christian Minecraft server, weird enough that they'll believe it, Christian enough so they can let us hold hands before marriage

Sounds weird to hear but people actually meet on videogames and related stuff so they'd still believe it although I dont really play minecraft, never played it and I know its comfy but anyways they'd surely believe that or any other videogame

>But do you like ducks?

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Oh boy another suicidefuel thread for non white robots

I should have put on dealbreakers that he doesn't play Minecraft

jk jk

So the plan is perfect, we just say we meet on Roblox, the next question is, we will get a cat or a dog?

I'm new to Jow Forums and these females reek of inadequacy.

Too many euros in the thread, fuck off

Hello, my name's user.

>comes on at euro prime time
>"too many euros"
retard

I'd still understand that not playing miecraft is a deal breaker cuz so many people play, but eh id be down to try it, do you play?

Never played roblox either honestly, but sure, lets fool them with that so they'd be okay. Im a cat person but I like dogs too, so the only ok answer would be why not both?

You're welcome to post in other threads third worlder