When this meme first came out, I chuckled. After having not touched a woman for 2 years, I'm not laughing anymore

When this meme first came out, I chuckled. After having not touched a woman for 2 years, I'm not laughing anymore.

I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY

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comedy
formerly a tragedy

>2 years
Try never

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>2 years
Rookie

how do i make friends

Don't take this wrong way but once you go years without it's like you never have been with a woman in the first place at all.

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there is so much info on getting with women due to the internet basically just follow instructions, user.

You could start by actually being fun to be around you depressing sack of shit

i'm sorry i'm not a very interesting person, sheesh

Everybody is so atomized now. If you are out of school it's really hard.

Luckily I met one good friend at my job and I have my old friends from back home but I don't see them much. I spend almost all of my nights at home alone but I would be out at the bars with friends if I could. Sometimes it's fun to go alone but weekend nights aren't good for that. Better off going out on a Wednesday or Thursday if you are flying solo.

Doesn't matter when you're a shy socially inept autist

>tfw haven't experienced this since last relationship 3 yrs ago
>tfw just got ghosted again by another QT girl after we were hitting it off pretty well
what even is the point of trying anymore

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>wanting friends in 2019

i'm basically in the same situation, minus the weekday nights at bars. isn't it weird to go to a bar alone?

i'm sick of coming home every friday night to /tv/. i want to change.

Literally fake it until you internalize it. I know the answer: pure laziness. Getting fit is easy and basic. You can just use BASIC tried and true rules for talking to women.

WeW

Never forget.

Alita poster admits they would organize a raid on /tv/ if their general is removed
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115795982/#115796618
Alita poster admits they have a janitor who has told them he is a janitor
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115795982/#115797502
Mod/janitor from the discussion in the linked threads above leaves up discord advertising while multiple users admit they have reported it.
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/#115845290
Thread full of wiped posts while the discord advertising link stays up
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/
Discord posters admit they plan on organizing raid threads
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/#115866220
Same mod/janitor leaves up discord link while post exposing them not even a minute after is deleted
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115905912/#115907030
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115905912/#115907055

How is your post related to film or tv???????

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Do you not see the picture of Ryan Gosling from Blade Runner 2049?

I'M SO TIRED OF WORKING EVERY DAY
NOW THE WEEKEND'S COME I'M GONNA THROW MY TROUBLES AWAY
IF YOU'VE GOT THE CAB FARE MISTER YOU'LL DO ALL RIGHT
I WANT TO SEE THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TONIGHT

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why cant this be me!?

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>isn't it weird to go to a bar alone?

Depends where you go. In my city I go to dive bars where nobody gives a fuck, and if I go to one enough times I might strike up casual with the bartenders, and perhaps a patron or two but I'm not really viewing it as a chance to pull puss, although that can happen

>2 years
You are like a little baby.

true it's been almost two for me and i'm just a bumbling fool around women
t. born again virigin

MEET ME AT THE STATION DON'T BE LATE
I NEED TO SPEND SOME MONEY AND IT JUST WON'T WAIT
TAKE ME TO THE DANCE AND HOLD ME TIGHT
I WANT TO SEE THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TONIGHT

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it's your mom's fault for never teaching you to tie shoe laces user

Yeah, been about 5 years for me, I don't even try to socialize in general anymore. I go to work, come home and drink the days away whenever I'm off. I've been waiting to die for quite some time now.

fucking kill yourself

>drink the days away whenever I'm off.

living the dream

The fact that you're on this shithole forum suggests a lack of social skill necessary to formulate bonds and win allies. Everybody on this forum is a socially maladjusted autist no matter what they say(maybe except the tourist plebbitors), and its hoghly unlikely you'll ever win more than a handful of friends, so quit trying and get used to it.

You really think you're in as bad a situation as someone who has literally never even kissed a girl? Lmao imagine someone that inexperienced trying to have their first relationship in their late 20's. Relatively you're a Chad.

A COUPLE OF DRUNKEN NIGHTS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
IS JUST THE KIND OF MESS I'M LOOKING FOR
I'M GONNA DREAM TILL MONDAY COMES IN SIGHT
I WANT TO SEE THE BRIGHT LIGHTS TONIGHT

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This whole album is a 10/10
youtube.com/watch?v=nXYi_jHYZZo

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I was not expecting this.

this meme is shit

totally misses the point of this scene

shut up idiot

Not as bad but I'm not far from it either.

>get dumped
>spend 5 years alone
>minus a few times fucking some fat slag
>actually doing well in my career now
>after years of hating myself and wanting to die I feel useful again
>every time I check a dating app I see ten single mothers
>feel like a free man

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If you didn't have friends since middle school you'll never have friends, everyone is taken.

Why are you still seething over some shitty general in /trash/?

nothing wrong with being maladjusted

What's this from?

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>2 years
boo hoo, chad. I haven't so much as hugged a female (non-family member) since breaking up with the only gf I've ever had (which only lasted for maybe 3 months) which was in... june 2011?

honestly miss cuddling more than sex. also haven't had any RL friends since 2010 or so. I cant even speak without spilling spaghetti, can't hold a conversation, and obviously cant get the most basic of jobs. everyone that meets me, hates me and thinks I'm creepy, weird, and dangerous.

wish I had the courage to kms. cops will probably gun my down, I just hope they dont send me to prison for making Stacy feel uncomfortable.

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White boys....

Fucking virgins that either shit up on internet boards, or start shooting people irl. Fucking cancer.

They don't work

b-but white people are the master race! stormreddit told me so!

j-just because i never leave my parents house doesnt mean i dont know the truth! all women want big, 5" long white cocks, right?

r-r-r-right? p-please?


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... UM SEX IS DEGENERATE! plz help, the jews somehow brainwashed the TRUE master race into wanting men that they don't actually want! but jews aren't the actual master race even though by my own logic it statistically only takes 1 of them to control several hundred white christians. jews are just getting help from demonic powers an shit! MAGA USA! #notaracist

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wtf, are you me?
>sudden divorce for no apparent reason
>fucking literally -- there's no other man, no cheating, nothing like that
>hits like a train
>after some time start getting close to a qt from work
>it's going okay'ish since she turns out to be a weirdo and you can tell wasn't in a serious relationship before
>still pretty confident it's going in the right direction, don't mind the snail pace at all because I really like her
>after two weeks shit takes complete 180 degree turn
>'I spent a great weekend and decided I don't want to be in a relationship with anyone. you gotta find someone who's gonna care for you, user'
>mfw I have no face

you lack any self awareness
seek help from a psychiatrist

show them that post actually

>not touched a woman for 2 years

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This

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>Goth girls don't exist anymore
>Truly dom girls never existed in the first place

Honestly feels like the internet sets you up to fail before it even begins.

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just fuck a professional user

tfw signed up for 4 dating apps last weekend because I have nothing to lose
>got only 1 person who liked me
>it was a crossdresser
>i haven't swiped right on anybody

>isn't it weird to go to a bar alone?

you have to bring your falcon and not be afraid of the penis inspection

it hurts

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Just found out my oneitis got a new boyfriend, bros...

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this webm is going to push someone into commiting suicide

>tfw self-esteem went into nonexistence when i was younger
>i dont even consider the possibility that i could actually get with anyone

no hope for me

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They should learn from blacks who are not violent and criminal at all.

We're kindred spirits, you and I.

I thought I had come to terms with the fact that I'm going to be alone forever but recently it has started hurting me again.

Why did God curse me with manletitus?

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Better being a manlet than having a micropenis

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How manlet? I'm only 5'6 but I've fucked more than 70 women. Are you also ugly or autistic or something?

I'll probably never touch a woman in my life but I still think the meme is hilarious. Cry more faggot
can lesbians get wizard powers? asking for a friend haha

DELETE THIS

5'4" and I look young/childish

Do you have a small dick?

Weak shit, Brie is a fucking terrible actress.

5", not that anyone has ever seen it.

Well, aside from the height thing you'll be happy for the youngish looks when you get older. I'd say find girls that are just slightly shorter then you and learn some game. Women are more attracted to tall guys in general, it's true. But they also find tall guys intimidating, and shorter guys can make a woman feel more relaxed and comfortable. Learn to vibe and connect with women, with adding a sexual undertone.

You still have chance to get a gf.

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join hobby clubs
join a gym
join church
join anything basically

just join anything social where people are forced to talk to you.
you have to go out of your way to join a setting that requires conversation

I am too but I don't need a woman to enjoy life. Preoccupy yourself with shit like going to the gym or learning new skills and you'll probably feel more fulfillment that just having to shag random girls.

SS + GOMAD

I fucking hate when people talk to me at the gym

Don't give me false hope

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>24 yr old virgin
>Feels pretty bad
>Have a wank
>Everything fine and dandy

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Wank to what? I want to be fine and dandy too

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it's funny and scary at the same time how one picture can sum up my life so well

What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love?

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>be me
>discussing runnerkino with my mates at work
>qt 8/10 girl co-worker asking to join the discussion
>nah okay, what did you liked about the movie?
>says that she liked the visuals, directing, the soundtrak but also disliked Goose's performance saying it's too emotionless
>dumb cunt.jpg
>confidently explain to her why ourguy was top-tier with examples of GODDAMNIT and death of Joi scenes
>she silently agree
>asked if her bf liked the movie
>I-i always go to the cinema alone
>tell her that we should watch the movie together sometimes
>she blushes and smiles
>o-okay user!
>never invited her to watch movie together after that

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yeah, but its a goood way to meet guys

Be honest you are nowhere near as handsome as the Goose

Big Sweaty Mammaries

have sex with her

I fucked one time and that was 20 years ago

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Real Talk:

How do you cope with the existential horror of being a low status male? Some men are born attractive and/or alpha or are smart enough to make millions and become a sugar daddy. You have none of that. Women have inherent worth because there will always be more men thirsting for sex or companionship than women willing to give it. If you're a woman you'll never feel this existential dread. If you're a male there's a 2 in 3 chance you'll never reproduce and a 1 in 4 chance you'll never have sex.

How does this make you feel /tv/?

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>isn't it weird to go to a bar alo
i live in nyc and i do it every night. i make friends there. easier cause i can focus on pulling. i go to bars 2 blocks from my house, so i can bring girls over with ease. love my neighborhood. art hoe extravaganza.

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indifferent, kinda stopped caring. The little pleasures in life are good enough for me.

true

Women have worth until the wall/their ovaries dry up. Men can have worth until at least mid 60s. Not to mention all the nasty shit that happens to women like periods, giving birth, mammograms, being weaker and stupider, etc

Women aren't really stupider on average than men. There are more supremely intelligent men, sure, but there are also more extremely stupid men.

>Women have worth until the wall/their ovaries dry up.
It's not like it's difficult to have kids as a woman before this happens

>have a wank
>feel fine
>10 minutes later I'm angry again

>things that never happened

>why do they tell us to have sex lol it's totally not our main issue and why we are so bitter lol it doesn't even make sense lol stupid roasties/trannies/libshits/scapegoat coping mechanism

Who are you quoting?