Namelet Thread

angels don't exist to be your waifus, retards.

we have to same name user, it's not that bad

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>Paul
fuck my parents

they knew you'd grow up to be a bald, ugly manlet.

I never said they did. they probably don't count as having genders. they are all freaks of supernature.
they don't exist at all

we got a paul and a blart in this thread

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>Denis
More like "penis", haha. I fucking hate it.

penis lmao

>Bryce
Literal autist name

Yeah, at least it's not Sergei (sir gay) or Semyon (which can be written as Semen).

>Cody
I don't even know if it's that bad, but I really don't like it.

>jared
>like the subway guy

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Atleast you aren't named luceel

Fuckin hellish

>Got named Carson
Not too bad I guess. At least it's a family name

>Named Crouton
kill me

As if they weren't better culinary ingredient to name your offsping after.

Try living in the UKistan and being named fucking CHAD while being the complete opposite.
Fuck all of Jow Forums for choosing to meme chad!!!

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>Roland
Chad or namelet?

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>Maurice
People would make fun of me back in primary because of my name.

>Angel
>I cannot either save people or fucking die and go to heaven earlie.

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btw, i am spanish.

>tfw Tristan
absolute Chad name, sorry boys
cool name

>federico
>literally means peace prince
>kill me
luckily they called me "el papu" during highschool, most thought they offended me but i liked it

>called patrick
>like an 8th irish
I mean it could be worse

>nick

rhymes with lick, dick and spic

My name is also Semitic

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>Kareem
>misinformed people think it's a black name

get out you don't belong in this thread.

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Why not
Kareemoriginak

cuz you're not a namelet

>one shot at life
Parents name me Pubert

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>Sasha
>American
fucking why. I was thinking of changing to Alexander because it's technically short for that but I hate Alex. Was also thinking about going by Ash but that sounds retarded. Is it as bad of a name as I think?

Decent Names:
fine name
Spell it Dennis

more like absolute faggot name faggot

i legit only know of 2 tristens and there bother cock loving fags

Slav detected

which is why you should have burned their families

like the addams family?

Benjamin is THE gayest name out there literally gay

sasha is fucking great you stupid whore

Confirm I knew a faggot named Tristan

I'm a guy, so it's less great.

Lmao benji or Ben ya that's mega gay I still feel Tristan is up there with the fags though him and Benjamin can fuck each other

-den gang rise up
>Drayden

My name is James. The only thing my parents did to me that was good was give me a name I like.

>Harold
I've been laughed at multiple times for my name. Hated it as a child and still do.

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Ironically most people I know named Angel are usually assholes.

I'm sorry but that's also the funniest thing I've seen today

Angelica is a beautiful name. But I have a rare name here.

kek really? that's a really girly name

Harold is a good name to me I don't know how much of a faggot one has to be to make fun of you for having that name. What country do you live in?

Life sucks, but i don't dislike my name as much as i used to.

Yeah. Parents are European and I've told it's more common for a guy but it's pretty stupid/gay

There's a jewelry store called Jared that had commercials on radio and tv for like 15 years. "He went to Jared!" It's tiresome to say the least.

>tfw parents named me Stefan

>Alex
Am I chad or namelet?

Post ID

Cause it's a hispanic name

It's arabic.
Arabic countries are in Africa
And everyone knows Africans are black.
Dunno what you are complaining about.

If I'm not mistaken in Russia (and company) it's actually a man's name.
Blew my mind when I found out.

You could start calling yourself Steven if you wanted probably. Or, I have a better idea, you could tell people it's pronounced "Steff-in". I think Steff-in sounds kinda cool.

Def namelet

t. fellow alex

Alex is a chad name. Alexander the Great, my dude. You know about that guy? Look him up, and then be proud you share his name.

>tfw dwight
>fucking dwight
>middle name is fucking gaylord
>named after my dead maternal grandfather
>dad literally wanted to name me chad but mom wouldn't budge
>tfw i could've been chad but ended up being dwight gaylord
>dwight gaylord
>DWIGHT FUCKING GAYLORD
>I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SHORTEN IT

Change it man. One trip to the county courthouse and a small one time fee. You could call yourself Batman Kal-El if you wanted. Remember, you must bend life over and make it your bitch. Take life by its' little girly balls and change your name if you want.

>tfw fucking Semen

thankfully I am not in english speaking country and here it's just local version of Simon

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>dwight gaylord
holy shit my fucking sides

What country is it?
Ogregori

ramiro

>Esdras
I don't mind it. It's pretty unique. Also, a biblical name:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esdras

Kareem Abdul jabbar

Is an original post

Fucking kek in the most original way possible.

yeah that'd be great if I lived in russia

>Pedro
>bland fucking name and sounds like ''pedo'' even here in flip-flop land

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What's your guy's opinion on Ethan? Personally I dont mind it, better than my middle name, Tyler.

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i feel bad but this is hilarious dude

>morgan
Unisex name. For Women its Manley. For men its feminine.

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>tfw my name is Alec and I get called Alex all the time

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Is Dalton considered a good name?

I refuse to believe you are named Pubert. That's the stupidest fucking name I've ever heard. Thanks for the laugh

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For people who play dragon age its based as fuck and hot. Gib me contact info.

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>Tim
kill me

>being named after an African country
mein sides

>Ray
at some point even my parents used to call me Gay "for the jokes"

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>Josh
Every Josh in fiction is a douche. Does the name just exude douchiness or something?

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I was named Cletus Brown

the one on the right looks better though wtf

Why can't I stop laughing
Jesus help

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Pls inform me of dragon age??? I need a niche for my name I literally fucking hate it

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